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San Lumen
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Posts: 28732
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:42 am

white thin paper that does in dark place no one wants to see to remove stuff

job rejection letter

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Yellow Kingdom
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yellow Kingdom » Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:48 am

The letter that will guarantee you will never be able to earn a dime and thus you will be kicked out of your home your whole entire family and country will starve because of that.


Snow.
All hail the king in yellow!
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Pax Nerdvana
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Posts: 11806
Founded: May 22, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Pax Nerdvana » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:06 am

Yellow Kingdom wrote:The letter that will guarantee you will never be able to earn a dime and thus you will be kicked out of your home your whole entire family and country will starve because of that.


Snow.

Frozen hydrogen monoxide that can cause frostbite.

Slushies.
Patriotic centrist American, who is right leaning. I support the Bill of Rights. I have no loyalty to any party. Expand or die. That's how humanity works. Science fiction is the best genre. The solar system is ours for the taking. I am a male. You can't spell team without "me". I support the troops.
Call me Pax. I take things literally, being a literal person.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
#colonizemars
TANSTAAFL
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it

The country is the people, not the gov't
Doomsday is inevitable. Learn to survive.
Quotes
Pro:Bill of Rights,guns,centrism,capitalism,socialism,space exploration,Christianity,privacy
Anti: Trump,Clinton,fascism,Communism,big business

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Treskovia
Envoy
 
Posts: 270
Founded: Aug 30, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Treskovia » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:25 am

Solidified dihidrogen monoxide injected with the blood of creatures that live by sucking the life out of the earth like parasites.

Flowers.
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National Anthem

Tier 8, Level 0, 1 or 3(depends on species), Type 7 civilization acording to this.

Songs to associate with me:
Anthem of the Xenophile Association, a group of people who love aliens
Anthem of the Patriot's League

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San Lumen
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28732
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:35 am

strange colorful objects on a green stem than can cause sneezing and coughing

farm

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Yellow Kingdom
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yellow Kingdom » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:41 am

A place where both plants and animals alike are concentrated to be harvested or slaughtered, later down the line processed into food to be consumed by massive jungles of concrete and mental.



Humanity.
All hail the king in yellow!
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Pax Nerdvana
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Posts: 11806
Founded: May 22, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Pax Nerdvana » Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:00 am

Yellow Kingdom wrote:A place where both plants and animals alike are concentrated to be harvested or slaughtered, later down the line processed into food to be consumed by massive jungles of concrete and mental.



Humanity.

A group of evolved apes who have wreaked havok on theri home world.

Weddings
Patriotic centrist American, who is right leaning. I support the Bill of Rights. I have no loyalty to any party. Expand or die. That's how humanity works. Science fiction is the best genre. The solar system is ours for the taking. I am a male. You can't spell team without "me". I support the troops.
Call me Pax. I take things literally, being a literal person.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
#colonizemars
TANSTAAFL
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it

The country is the people, not the gov't
Doomsday is inevitable. Learn to survive.
Quotes
Pro:Bill of Rights,guns,centrism,capitalism,socialism,space exploration,Christianity,privacy
Anti: Trump,Clinton,fascism,Communism,big business

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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1332
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Boring People » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:48 pm

The process by which one enters what cannot be gotten out of.

Flowers

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Cupofchar
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Posts: 78
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cupofchar » Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:51 am

the ominous decorations awaiting their moment to adorn the freshly dug grave.


advert

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United States of Americanas
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Posts: 222
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:30 am

An extremely annoying part of television that you can’t turn off and you can’t skip through. Some of them even have ways of turning up your TV’s volume so loud it makes your ears bleed.

DVD Player
Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Gandhi.
https://8values.github.io/results.html? ... 8.5&s=88.6

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Mountain Pygmies
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Mountain Pygmies » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:51 am

United States of Americanas wrote:An extremely annoying part of television that you can’t turn off and you can’t skip through. Some of them even have ways of turning up your TV’s volume so loud it makes your ears bleed.

DVD Player

A device designed to kill its victim by converting DVDs into shrapnel that brutalises the victim by tearing them apart.

girlfriend.
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The African Emirates
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Posts: 21
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The African Emirates » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:01 am

Money Vampire.

A strand of hair
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2019 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Capitalism with Socialist Elements
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatives, Abortion, Capitalism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump

8values
ns stats bIG DUM REEEEEEEEEEEE

Whether I'm looking like a #mess, or looking my #best, I'm always feeling either #blessed or #depressed.

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United States of Americanas
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Posts: 222
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:57 pm

An item on your scalp that when pulled hurts like a mother&$@?er

IV Needle (these are already scary, so make it sound scarier)
Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Gandhi.
https://8values.github.io/results.html? ... 8.5&s=88.6

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Myfanwyski
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 115
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Myfanwyski » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:28 pm

there are various places these can be situated in the body. This particular one was in the anal sphincter of an ebola patient. The patient passed away and the needle was awaiting disposal but was accidentally knocked into your suitcase and cover by my clothing before your return the states. As you unpack you prick yourself, fortunately you've been immunised, and when you angrily grab the needle and hurl it away it eventually finds its way lodged on your windowsill edge. It begins to rain and the drops slowly edge the unnoticed sharp towards liberty on the street and a future pandemic.


banana skin

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Kenowa
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Nov 19, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Kenowa » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:53 pm

Knowing that we are highly related to bannanas acording to our ADN...
Why is accidentally eating these small threads different from eating monkey skin?

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Swizterland
Kenowa's Stats:
Civil Rights: Superb
Political Freedom: Excellent
Economic Freedom: Few
Economy: Frightening

-The Red-Public of Kenowa-
I dont use NSstats, but i base in them
This nation doesnt represents my opinions
(Well, it does mostly, but not fully)
*Socialist
*Southamerican
*Not a copy of Uruguay

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Abject Ludicrosity
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Posts: 71
Founded: Oct 01, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Abject Ludicrosity » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:21 pm

A nation whose entire populace has been militarily trained, and which hasn't selected a target ... yet. :o

Camping

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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:43 pm

No electricity, you have to crap in a bush and sleep on the hard ground in a tent in which could easily be destroyed by a bear endangering your life. (I refuse to go camping unless I’m in a RV or trailer!)

RVing
Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Gandhi.
https://8values.github.io/results.html? ... 8.5&s=88.6

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Never Whatever
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Oct 17, 2013
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Never Whatever » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:01 pm

You're travelling with Ari Nikki and Robert Dean II

Banana Split

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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 2967
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:32 am

Surefire way to getting the beetus.

Disneyland.
El Estado de Las Palmeras /The State of Las Palmeras: "Pacifistic Militarists have never looked so cute."
Ambiguously corporatist Post-Colonial island nation that used to belong to Spain. But with neko.
Factbooks Here

El Sol Insular: Bay City's Victory Day parade included a caged Confederate reenactor (based on this IRL)./ Shinahari Ltd. announces new 9th Generation microprocessor./ "Soviet military base to be built with its own mall, not be built underneath a shopping mall"- says Sone Márquez, Minister of Defense.
Yes! Uni's gonna publish my investigation on Xochicalco's prehispanic ceramicware.
I ship Izuku x Himiko. Because what could possibly go wrong?

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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:18 pm

120 degrees in the shade, children screaming everywhere and a bottle of water is five dollars. Do I need to say more?

Dollar Store
Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Gandhi.
https://8values.github.io/results.html? ... 8.5&s=88.6

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Little Tin Hat
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Posts: 89
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:59 am

Cheap repairs patching up a derelict building which houses the store which is constantly shedding superstructure onto the aisles. The place's air conditioning system is a breeding ground for legionellas disease so.


a speck of dust

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UIJ
Diplomat
 
Posts: 926
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am

A speck of dust that in the right place and right time could cause you to literally sneeze your fucking brains out

Jesus
I may or may not be under the influence when posting
legally, mods
None of my factbooks are up to date and they all kinda suck
so here's an overview
Join my region’s Discord, it’s pretty active.

"...think, of the rivers of blood, spilled by all those generals and emperors, so that in glory and triumph they can become the momentary masters, of a fraction, of a dot..."
- Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot

”Don't be sad that it’s over, smile bacause it happened.”
- Adolf Hitler, 1945

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FightNight Entertainment Inc
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jun 16, 2019
Capitalizt

Postby FightNight Entertainment Inc » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:16 am

Literally the son of a God who willingly killed off the firstborns of an entire village, has superhuman powers such as walking on water and turning it into wine to poison your water supply with, and if you don't do exactly as he says, you'll spend eternity in hell.

The Simpsons.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
Match #1: Vlad Tepes v. Wolfe
Match #2: Gregorov Ramsky v. Wilhelm von Schnapp
Match #3: El Bestia vs. Big B
Special Match #1: Sermerssuaq vs. Xi Ling
Special Match #2: Carl Hardy vs. the Cricket
Based in an outer realm is a fighting league a la WWE or MMA clad with a group of unique, immortal, super strong characters who take each other on in gory, action-packed fashions for the sake of the entertainment of mortals everywhere
In an odd and controversial move, current FN Supreme Warrior "Bonebreaker" Benson sells the title to Shaun Cormac for $500,000 and mends an alliance with him, making the desperate Carl Hardy unhappy. Meanwhile, rumors of a relationship between Tyriana Rex and Snapjaw have been floating around the locker room... but are they true?

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Neo-Unified Nations
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 16, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Neo-Unified Nations » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:37 am

A Show where a family has places everywhere on alternate universes that can either be peaceful or chaotic and outright satanic.


The United Nations.
The Unitary World Order of the Neo-Unified Nations.
"Above all else, humanity."
A world where supernaturals and animal hybrids existed but were wiped out by a one world order, the NUN believe that humanity shall unite as one order, which is also fascist living in true peace now that supernaturals and hybrids are gone.

TRN:I'm still socialist mate, i'm not a traitor.
Time Period:2014-2019.
REMOVE ALL BORDER


World Information Center:Nathan temporarily changes flag into 'meme', NUN confused "What the fuck Simmons" -Random Citizen. /New flag causes production rates on ICBMs to fire up, nuclear arsenal reaches 5,214,00. /*Interruptions*.

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Neo-Unified Nations
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 16, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Neo-Unified Nations » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:05 pm

/bump
The Unitary World Order of the Neo-Unified Nations.
"Above all else, humanity."
A world where supernaturals and animal hybrids existed but were wiped out by a one world order, the NUN believe that humanity shall unite as one order, which is also fascist living in true peace now that supernaturals and hybrids are gone.

TRN:I'm still socialist mate, i'm not a traitor.
Time Period:2014-2019.
REMOVE ALL BORDER


World Information Center:Nathan temporarily changes flag into 'meme', NUN confused "What the fuck Simmons" -Random Citizen. /New flag causes production rates on ICBMs to fire up, nuclear arsenal reaches 5,214,00. /*Interruptions*.

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