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Perikuresu
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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:35 am

MONKEY 1 IS IN MY TUMMY, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I ATE MONKEY 1, I KILLED THE LAST MONKEY

SUCK IT NOOBS BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH
A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Polynesian, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
I comment on F7 way too much
Killer of Monkey 1
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
NS Stats not canon

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Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire
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Postby Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:36 am

Monkey 0, the last president of the Monkey Republic, realizes that monkeys are now out. The genocide being led by the anti-monkey forces across the universe has caused for there to be no more pure monkeys. Just him.

With his remaining troops (mostly robotic soldiers, drones, and animals) he leads his forces to the Dark Monkey capital. He captures the capital and razes it. Genociding the remaining Dark Monkeys in order to rid the dark forces.

He uses his body as a sacrifice to prevent the dark forces from spreading out across the universe due to the Dark Monkeys having conducted evasive maneuvers.

The universe reaches peace and balance. The universe is at stability.

R.I.P all the monkeys.
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The actual canon name for my nation is Oceania “insert 1984 joke here”. While it has gone through different disambiguations over the centuries, the concurrent form is the Federal Union of Oceania. This concurrent form is a federal union of several constituent states with a president, a large legislature, and a democratic constitution.

Oh yeah, Oceania has this thing where it likes to have a civil war every three decades or so
(My NS name was actually typed in by accident as I didn't know 100% how naming your nation worked on NationStates. So “Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire” is now cursed to be my main on NS)

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-Astoria-
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Postby -Astoria- » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:40 am

Monkey -1 attempted to divide by zero.
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The Second JELLIAN Republic
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Postby The Second JELLIAN Republic » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:42 am

Anti monkey 2 takes a long walk off a short pier .. but in reverse ?
“Scientists baffled”
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Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire
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Postby Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:43 am

Monkey -3 discovers a cave of acid. He swims in it.

Upon swimming in water he dies.
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✧ Elder of Defense ✧ for St Abbaddon.

The actual canon name for my nation is Oceania “insert 1984 joke here”. While it has gone through different disambiguations over the centuries, the concurrent form is the Federal Union of Oceania. This concurrent form is a federal union of several constituent states with a president, a large legislature, and a democratic constitution.

Oh yeah, Oceania has this thing where it likes to have a civil war every three decades or so
(My NS name was actually typed in by accident as I didn't know 100% how naming your nation worked on NationStates. So “Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire” is now cursed to be my main on NS)

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Universil-Unoyz Wintarros
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Postby Universil-Unoyz Wintarros » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:47 am

Monkey -4 metagames and realizes all the monkeys are in an astral plane of existence. He decides to go up the walls, then down, then walks upside down on the ceiling. He realizes that there isnt even a room with walls to walk on. How am I walking exactly?

Then he gets an idea. Monkey -4 goes not forward nor back, but IN. He goes IN, getting smaller, and smaller. He sees atoms, electrons, quarks, then he sees wisps floating about. Further and further, floating bodies, lights, dots, orbs, galaxies, stars, planets, earth!

Further and further he goes, now he seems to be falling. He tries to pump the breaks but apparently he was going FTL when suddenly he CRASHES INTO EARTH AT 1000000000x THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND IS OBLITERATED
~Factbook Directory~
I really shouldn't be using this nation for F7 rn


Benevolent Federal Intergalactic Authoritarian Empire
Tsarus/Tsarus, 2142

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Perikuresu
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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:48 am

Monkey -5 gets shat out of Perikuresu
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A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Polynesian, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
I comment on F7 way too much
Killer of Monkey 1
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
NS Stats not canon

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The Second JELLIAN Republic
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Postby The Second JELLIAN Republic » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:50 am

Monkey -6 collides with a bus full speed, then later very kindly has the door held open for them, then dies.
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Liberated Polinesia
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Postby Liberated Polinesia » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:57 am

Monkey 1441 died in heroic defense of Tsaritysn

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Perikuresu
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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Nov 14, 2021 3:11 am

Monkey -7 sacrificed itself to destroy Liberated Polinesia's breaking of the Monkey continuity
A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Polynesian, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
I comment on F7 way too much
Killer of Monkey 1
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
NS Stats not canon

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Emus Republic of New Guinea
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Postby Emus Republic of New Guinea » Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:27 am

Monkey 2, since never being told they were dead, gets dragged into the underworld by monkey -8

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Kartunesia
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Postby Kartunesia » Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:32 am

Monkey -9 confused to death thinking about how in the world there is a negative amount of monkeys
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The African Emirates
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Postby The African Emirates » Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:54 am

01- yeknoM was back at it again at Krispy Kreme
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
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Sladski
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Postby Sladski » Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:38 am

monkey -11 found a bunker in the middle of space on a floating rock, he went inside this bunker and saw 100 monkeys, all of them the same as him, just different in colour. He released all of the monkeys by pressing a strange button and died 4 minutes later because the 100 monkeys started beating monkey -11 to death.

(normally this would mean that we jump back to monkey 88, but if you guys wanna skip it and call it non-canon then thats fine too.)
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.

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New Kowloon Bay
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Postby New Kowloon Bay » Sun Nov 14, 2021 8:45 am

Monkey 88 is surprised at being alive again, so surprised that he jumps into oncoming traffic.
Yeah I don't know when I'm set in.
yet another uh.....
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More information here.

GSA always will be missed

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North Cromch
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Postby North Cromch » Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:03 am

Universil-Unoyz Wintarros wrote:MOnkey 3 was the poison in monkey 31's burrito that got eated

Monkey α counted the posts, and this is Monkey 1.
As he wandered across Earth, (or at least, what remained of it after all the chaos) he reminisced of the deaths of each monkey.
How 9866 was killed by a mob, (specifically, Monkeys 34, 689, 818, 991, 1773, 2775, 3689 and 5479) how 9242 sent a thousand monkeys to their deaths, how 8218 exploded randomly much to the hilarity of the remaining ones, 8211's death in Leningrad, how 7873 didn't practice Kim-ism in NK, how 7863 was one of the first monkeys to revisit the cliff that 10000 fell off, 7770's death to Wilkins, 7292's exposure to oganesson, how 6603 starved in IKEA, 6489's much more mundane death, the strange death chain of monkeys 6508 to 6501, 6278's screwing over of 1200 monkeys, 5481's attempt to proselytize the Sentinelese, the death of 4637 via Titanoboa, 4525's experiment with a flammenwerfer, 4055 being killed by a Starfish Hitler, 3992's unfortunate timing in Constantinople, the deaths of 3985 to 3778, (except for 3975 and 3780) the duel between 3721 and the mechanized husk of 3725, 3581's attempt to rob a gun store, 2956's supportion of abortion in Poland, 2670 sticking beans up his nostrils, 2480 chewing 5 Gum, 2380's name being an unlucky omen, 1777 going too close to NSG, 1393's testing of Da Vinci's aircraft, 1153 stepping on a landmine, the strapping of 1000 to a firework, Monkey 797 during the final boss in Dracula X, 666's rampage, 558's lack of knowledge of spells, 483's similarities to Hitler, 420 Blaze It, 270 opening the sub hatch, 142 not carrying the negative, 62 eating both pills, 10 and 8 dying of cholera, and finally, 1's remains being snuck into 31's burrito.
Monkey α continued onwards. He had already gained immortality by an unknown means. A white void opened in front of him, and he stepped through.
He had gained enlightenment. Godhood, even.

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The African Emirates
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Postby The African Emirates » Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:00 am

Monkey 0 created a logical paradox so strong that it killed all things in that particular universe, including Monkey α
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Libertalonia
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Postby Libertalonia » Sun Nov 14, 2021 11:53 am

so we killed, ten thousand monkeys

What now?
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:07 pm

Libertalonia wrote:so we killed, ten thousand monkeys

What now?

Tonight on Baking With Alphonse, Alphonse makes gingerbread monkeys.

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Sladski
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Postby Sladski » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:13 pm

Libertalonia wrote:so we killed, ten thousand monkeys

What now?


simple, we either make more monkeys through a resurrection plot hook, go into the negative monkeys, or just leave the thread to CTE.
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.

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The African Emirates
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Postby The African Emirates » Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:48 pm

i like me some negative monkeys
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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-Astoria-
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Postby -Astoria- » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:06 pm

Libertalonia wrote:so we killed, ten thousand monkeys

What now?

What now?
Republic of Astoria | Gwernaith Asdair | Šenvat Astoir
 19 Jun 2022 
 ✉ TV1 News | ▶ ⬤──────── (01:00) | Headlines: PM reiterates commitment to building safety programme • Republic Alliance raises possibility of alliance with Greens | Y Dydd: Heddlî yn rhybîddio am alwadaî-sgam banc | Weather: Liskerry ☀ 23° • Altas ⛅ 14° • Esterpine ☀ 20° • Naltgybal ☔ 18° • Ceirtryn ⛅ 22° • Bynscel ☔ 15° • Lyteel ☁ 11° | Traffic: Resurfacing: 2 lanes closed on B209 northbound; 15 minutes delay

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Emus Republic of New Guinea
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Postby Emus Republic of New Guinea » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:48 pm

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The Second JELLIAN Republic
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Postby The Second JELLIAN Republic » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:49 pm

Monkey -1 meta reported something in the mod channel.
(Ninjad, but since we should probably follow the progression of numbers, each doing 1 and going negative seems to be the best as to go about it, and until, there is consensus, I’ll just do that I guess, and see if others do also)
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Emus Republic of New Guinea
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Postby Emus Republic of New Guinea » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:52 pm

The Second JELLIAN Republic wrote:Monkey -1 meta reported something in the mod channel.
(Ninjad, but since we should probably follow the progression of numbers, each doing 1 and going negative seems to be the best as to go about it, and until, there is consensus, I’ll just do that I guess, and see if others do also)
(so, negatives?

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