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Sword Island
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 360
Founded: Dec 08, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sword Island » Sun May 02, 2021 7:16 pm

Monkey 2083 cried to death listening to 26
"Why do you care what people think?
Are you hooked up to their leash?
You know anklebiters
Ate up your personality"- Paramore

Song of the Day: Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Album of the Day: brand new eyes- Paramore

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Libertalonia
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Posts: 142
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Mon May 03, 2021 12:12 am

monkey 2082 was cooked alive after being hit by concentrated sun light
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Cortexis
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 08, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Cortexis » Mon May 03, 2021 1:16 am

Monkey 2081 went to Brazil
Daily Data: Residents of Cortexis Prime outraged by extremely early Temporary Winter Festival sales in a local supermarket. Owners blame "unnoticed accidental time travel" | Marigold measuring on the rise | Another forest fully replaced with an air-cleaning and oxygen production facility | After the Pope has renounced faith after a single conversation, the Vatican no longer allows entry to any Cortexisian tourists

Archbrain Turbina Vorlis
Vice Archbrain Metron Vektorin

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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Mon May 03, 2021 3:55 am

Monkey 2080 didn't go to Brazil
Low quality posts since 2020!
NEWS: Grandma has fallen and can't get up! Florida tourist praised as hero after wrestling loose snake in Azubelzk. Dog chases car of Vice President, Zoe May. Man involved in Sandre Maint shooting atempt is sentenced to death.

We use Nstats mostly. Factbooks
Rest in Peace Prince Philip

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Louisianan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5286
Founded: Mar 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Louisianan » Mon May 03, 2021 7:27 am

Monkey 2079 went to Wuhan
US Conservative
Join Nationstates P2TM US Political RP Land Of The Free
(R) [Louisiana] 'Old Man' Hypolite Gaspard (R) [Utah] Henry Mason (D) [Texas] Linda Lazare

Join P2TM's First 1960s Political RP! Home of The Brave
(R) [Kansas] President Henry 'Pike' Davis (D) [Louisiana] Hubert 'Bertie' Broussard

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Ebnious
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Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Mon May 03, 2021 8:02 am

Monkey 2078 was garroted by Agent 47
My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
About me: •Female •Right leaning •Christian •Pro-life •American

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The New Democratic Republic of Germany
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Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The New Democratic Republic of Germany » Mon May 03, 2021 8:04 am

Monkey 2077 died from hearing too many cyberpunk jokes

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Posts: 434
Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Mon May 03, 2021 8:07 am

Monkey 2078 died after falling into a meat grinder
Sub Administrator of Affairs Departament for the World Assembly, The Educated Obraztsova Elena-Himiko
Political views:
Authoritarian Center-left, a little bit too left to be a nazbol
Religius Views:
planning to baptize as an orthodox Christian

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Traden
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby Traden » Mon May 03, 2021 8:50 am

Monkey 2077 got rickrolled.
Proud member of the IDSF

Also upvote this.

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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 352
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon May 03, 2021 8:53 am

Monkey 2076 was a vexiologist and when he saw Liberia's county's flags, he died.
Last edited by Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes on Mon May 03, 2021 8:58 am, edited 1 time in total.
Member of ICDN, IDSF and DEA
Still working on all of my factbooks

Small explanation of my flag's symbolism

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Traden
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby Traden » Mon May 03, 2021 8:57 am

Monkey 2075 mistaked broccoli for oddly-shaped lettuce.
Proud member of the IDSF

Also upvote this.

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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 2979
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jebslund » Mon May 03, 2021 9:07 am

Monkey 2072 died making sure his number was correct. Poor bastard never saw the jet engine falling toward his house...
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.

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Prusmia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Tue May 04, 2021 6:51 am

Jebslund wrote:Monkey 2072 died making sure his number was correct. Poor bastard never saw the jet engine falling toward his house...

Monkey 2073 realized that there are 4687 posts and only 2072 dead monkeys and exploded from the shock.

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Lumio Magika
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lumio Magika » Tue May 04, 2021 7:31 am

Monkey 2074 and Monkey 2071 committed Seppuku after they lost the war.

(continue with 2070)


Prusmia wrote:Monkey 2073 realized that there are 4687 posts and only 2072 dead monkeys and exploded from the shock.

We're counting down, not up.
Last edited by Lumio Magika on Tue May 04, 2021 7:33 am, edited 4 times in total.
The League of Radiance's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my wonderful boyfriend, my friends, and the people around the world that need my help.

Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4461
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue May 04, 2021 8:13 pm

Monkey 2070 was hanging with the Tusken Raiders in Attack of the Clones.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 18 May 2021 | King Making Progress in Overcoming Addiction | #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 2979
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jebslund » Tue May 04, 2021 9:06 pm

Monkey 2069 was having some... fun... in an alleyway on Coruscant when some random purple lightsaber fell on his head. It landed hilt-first, but, at that speed, it hardly matters.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.

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Ebnious
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Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Tue May 04, 2021 9:32 pm

Monkey 2068 was an edgelord and he died of sorrow because he wasn’t 2069
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My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
About me: •Female •Right leaning •Christian •Pro-life •American

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Cloujia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 29, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cloujia » Tue May 04, 2021 9:37 pm

Monkey 2067 flaunted his cool number to all the other living monkeys. Let's just say he got beaten to a pulp.
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Ebnious
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Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Tue May 04, 2021 10:08 pm

Cloujia wrote:Monkey 2069 flaunted his cool number to all the other living monkeys. Let's just say he got beaten to a pulp.

You’re supposed to count down, you would be monkey 2067
Last edited by Ebnious on Tue May 04, 2021 10:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
About me: •Female •Right leaning •Christian •Pro-life •American

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Uzbekstaland
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Posts: 103
Founded: Jan 26, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Uzbekstaland » Tue May 04, 2021 10:14 pm

Monkey 2066 suffered carbiac arrest.
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American, Conservative, Looking to learn the view of the world.
The Media's evil dont eat what they feedin you their liars, deceitful and half of them probably evil

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Vikanias
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Tue May 04, 2021 11:08 pm

Monke 2065 decided to to visit Antarctica, he promptly froze
Screw them commies, yada yada i like JP blah blah blah. OOH I JUST SAW A DUCK, eggs are cool i guess. Conga boys

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Sherechia
Attaché
 
Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sherechia » Wed May 05, 2021 12:24 am

Monkey 2064 texted while driving
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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North Cromch
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby North Cromch » Wed May 05, 2021 8:09 am

Monkey 2063 got crushed by a police box.

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Vandeg Tribe
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 05, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Vandeg Tribe » Wed May 05, 2021 8:11 am

monki 2064 gut speard



butt vandeg nevr huurt felow man

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Lumio Magika
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lumio Magika » Wed May 05, 2021 8:29 am

Monkey 2063 faced the legendary "lethal pepper spray."
The League of Radiance's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my wonderful boyfriend, my friends, and the people around the world that need my help.

Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!

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