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Hellslayer
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Posts: 56
Founded: May 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellslayer » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:21 am

Monkey 2108 was Sean Bean.
"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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Sherechia
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sherechia » Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:13 pm

Monkey 2107 got stomped by an elephant
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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Togas Trade Federation
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 11, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Togas Trade Federation » Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:54 pm

Monkey 2106 is shot through the heart by a trophy hunter.
Last edited by Togas Trade Federation on Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
My government classification states I am Democratic Socialist... yet I have the Capitalism policy proudly flying, accidental Dengism wtf.

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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 2979
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jebslund » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:34 pm

Togas Trade Federation wrote:Monkey 2106 is shot through the heart by a trophy hunter.

Monkey 2105 was to blame. He was hung for giving love a bad name.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.

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Despoticania
Envoy
 
Posts: 282
Founded: Aug 17, 2006
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Despoticania » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:40 pm

Monkey 2104 was mistaken for a banana by a gorilla, who bit off half of her head before realizing his mistake.
God was a dream of good government.

Despoticania factbooks

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Octahedralia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Octahedralia » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:23 pm

Monkey 2103 turned RTX on...


using their 9-year-old computer with 2GB of ram.
you may now access
THE OCTAHEDRON

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Fearann Na Fidhlean
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 21, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Fearann Na Fidhlean » Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:52 am

someone told monkey 2102 the world was gonna roll them

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Sherechia
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sherechia » Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:55 am

Monkey 2101 crossed the tram tracks in Aruday without looking both ways.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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Libertalonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 142
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:24 am

monkey 2100 watched helplessly, In his mind.. his own dying left and right... he was driven mad and thought he could create a way to save monkeys... he turned himself into a disgusting abomination and died
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4461
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:41 am

Monkey 2099 partied like it was 1999--he partied too hard and OD'd, sadly.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
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South Acren
Minister
 
Posts: 2082
Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby South Acren » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:37 am

Monkey 2098 forgot to switch the golden idol with a bag of sand. All they found was a crushed fedora.
"Gott Mit Uns!"
Welcome to South Acren, where we praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Literally. You want a summary of who we are? Take the Imperium of Man, make it German, and have a strong connection to God and have them wander the multiverse, looking for worlds to explore.
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South Reinkalistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1354
Founded: Mar 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:39 am

Monkey 2097 spontaneously accelerated to past the speed of light for a split second, violating the principle of locality and tearing the fabric of the universe in two, killing itself in the process.
Last edited by South Reinkalistan on Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
Esotericist vanguard-state with cyber-Leninist aesthetics. You read that right.


LAST GASP OF THE OLD WORLD JOIN THE TNPL RESIST WESTERN LIBERALISM BUY OUR GUNS
Meme courtesy of Khoronzon. | F7 Unofficial Discord | I'm sorry. | aaaa I can't stop listening ;-; | Mother Russia > Mother Anarchy
Now with chapters: (1), (2), (3)
This nation is a story. It focuses on Reinkalistan, but reaches far beyond its borders.
NS stats were extrajudicially executed by the Ideological Office in a basement somewhere, where nobody can hear the gunshots.

Kiu Ghesik wrote:if rein believes, then it's possible!

"Stop putting anime on your flag."

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Sherechia
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sherechia » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:41 am

Monkey 2096 cycled in the streets of Aruday and got sandwiched between 2 Semi-Trucks.
Last edited by Sherechia on Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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Ebnious
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:15 pm

Monkey 2095 listened to BTS. You can imagine the rest.
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My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
About me: •Female •Right leaning •Christian •Pro-life •American

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Winiscia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Winiscia » Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:16 pm

Monkey 2094 ate some poorly cut blowfish

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Himmelland
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 15, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Himmelland » Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:18 pm

Monkey 2093 was drafted during the Great Patriotic War

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Imperial Rifta
Diplomat
 
Posts: 865
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:16 pm

monkey 2092 drowned in the Titanic
Low quality posts from 2020-2021
Random Joke
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”


BREAKING NEWS: Rebellions are brewing in Imperial Rifta’s territories. Conquered China is rebelling. The Emperor announces we will put down any insurrections.| The Women’s Soccer/Football Finals are beginning. The University of Paynesville Eagles lost to the Castlelot Warriors 5-4. 4 games are left in the bracket.

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Dunkirlothesia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 19, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dunkirlothesia » Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:24 pm

God was pissed and smit (smote?) monkey 2091
A 13.71 civilization, according to this index.

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The Koskr
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Koskr » Sat May 01, 2021 8:14 am

Dunkirlothesia wrote:God was pissed and smit (smote?) monkey 2091

monkey 2090 went back in time and prevented to creation of the monkey planet. The monkeys therefore never evolved.
Košron is the national ideology of the Koškr and builds on four principles for all of society:

Clan: All levels of society must serve those around them:
A Koš must aid their clan so their clan can aid its fellow clans so they can all aid the nation, so all levels can aid their members.

Task: A Koš and their clan must work efficiently and harmonious for the whole, like organs in a body or birds in a flock.

Team: All Koš must advance as one, and share the common bounty of that advancement so no individual grows delirious off excess while his compatriots starve.

Nation: Like birds in a flock, individual souls follow their fellows in the wake of their common spirit, a sum greater than its parts. The flock must exalt the common spirit of their clan and nation to ascend with them.

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Louisianan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5286
Founded: Mar 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Louisianan » Sat May 01, 2021 9:46 am

Monkey 2089 evaporated after finding out he wasn't a real monkey, and rather, a character made by someone from Louisiana who enjoys the murder and genocide of monkeys.
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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 2979
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jebslund » Sat May 01, 2021 10:05 am

Monkey 2088 decided he could solo 20 Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. A Tiger I tanks.

He could not. They were 20 of the second most feared Axis tank of the second world war. He was small and crunchy and good with ketchup. Until he was smaller and chunky and good with chips.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.

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Libertalonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 142
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Sat May 01, 2021 10:25 am

monkey 2087 was a reporter

He stumbled upon the corpses of many of the monkeys who had something remaining, he was killed by mysterious forces
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Sherechia
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sherechia » Sat May 01, 2021 11:45 am

Monkey 2086 urinated on a portrait of Mao Zedong in front of the Sherechian Maoist Party headquarters.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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The Koskr
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Koskr » Sun May 02, 2021 11:11 am

Sherechia wrote:Monkey 2086 urinated on a portrait of Mao Zedong in front of the Sherechian Maoist Party headquarters.

Monkey 2085 went back in time and save Monkey 10000, but in doing so created a alternate timeline where it was Monkey 10000, which resulted in a paradox as then Monkey 2085 would never have been able to save Monkey 10000 and become Monkey 10000. This resulted in it being removed from the universe by mysterious forces.
Košron is the national ideology of the Koškr and builds on four principles for all of society:

Clan: All levels of society must serve those around them:
A Koš must aid their clan so their clan can aid its fellow clans so they can all aid the nation, so all levels can aid their members.

Task: A Koš and their clan must work efficiently and harmonious for the whole, like organs in a body or birds in a flock.

Team: All Koš must advance as one, and share the common bounty of that advancement so no individual grows delirious off excess while his compatriots starve.

Nation: Like birds in a flock, individual souls follow their fellows in the wake of their common spirit, a sum greater than its parts. The flock must exalt the common spirit of their clan and nation to ascend with them.

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Ilthenia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 09, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Ilthenia » Sun May 02, 2021 7:04 pm

Monkey 2084 died before he hit the floor

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