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Sapim
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Postby Sapim » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:57 am

Monkey 2132 died riding a nuclear bomb screaming Yaaaaaaaahooooooooo.
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North Cromch
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Postby North Cromch » Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:59 am

Monkey 2131 realised that monkeys who aren't outright stated to die most likely die from whatever was mentioned in the posts surrounding them.
Unfortunately, he was sitting in an electric chair for whatever reason.

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Louisianan
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Postby Louisianan » Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:07 am

Monkey 2130 was the foreman of the jury who sentenced Monkey 2131 to the electric chair for a murder that Monkey 2132 actually committed, Monkey 2130 died of guilt.
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Jebslund
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Postby Jebslund » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:00 am

North Cromch wrote:Monkey 2131 realised that monkeys who aren't outright stated to die most likely die from whatever was mentioned in the posts surrounding them.
Unfortunately, he was sitting in an electric chair for whatever reason.

Monkey 2129 wondered how Monkey 2131 didn't realise Monkey 2134's button killed the monkeys where nothing even remotely fatal was mentioned in the posts, as if the posters failed to understand the genocide.

Then it hit him like a ton of bricks. A one ton cube of bricks, that is. At 79.5384 meters per second.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:36 pm

Jebslund wrote:
North Cromch wrote:Monkey 2131 realised that monkeys who aren't outright stated to die most likely die from whatever was mentioned in the posts surrounding them.
Unfortunately, he was sitting in an electric chair for whatever reason.

Monkey 2129 wondered how Monkey 2131 didn't realise Monkey 2134's button killed the monkeys where nothing even remotely fatal was mentioned in the posts, as if the posters failed to understand the genocide.

Then it hit him like a ton of bricks. A one ton cube of bricks, that is. At 79.5384 meters per second.

Guess that's why they call it terminal velocity.
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Vikanias
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Postby Vikanias » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:31 pm

Monke 2128 teleported to 65 million years ago, he got eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex
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New Eestiball
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Postby New Eestiball » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:16 pm

Monkey 2127 was parachuting without a parachute or goggles from the edge of the atmosphere. He survived, but killed his entire family. He died of guilt.

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Imperial Rifta
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Postby Imperial Rifta » Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:34 pm

Monkey 2126 was in 2127’s family
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Apr 21, 2021 7:12 pm

Imperial Rifta wrote:Monkey 2126 was in 2127’s family
As was Monkey 2125. But Monkey 2125 also had Yeet Syndrome.
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Jestar Falls
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Postby Jestar Falls » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:10 pm

Monke 2124 somehow was devoured by Argentine ants
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North Cromch
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Postby North Cromch » Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:29 pm

Monkey 2123 was ripped and torn apart by a really angry H.

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The Soylent Green Party
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Postby The Soylent Green Party » Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:39 pm

Monkey 2122 accidently ate some three day old brownies and stepped in front of a bus.
Rember, you are what you eat!

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Hellslayer
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Postby Hellslayer » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:14 am

Monkey 2121 was torn limb from limb in a meme frenzy by some dead memers, who thought that 21 was still funny.
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Conklandi
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Postby Conklandi » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:40 am

Monkey 2120 had a realization that was so profound that it burst with pure happiness and tranquility.

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Tringapore
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Postby Tringapore » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:44 am

Monkey 2119 got mauled by a panda in a zoo because he cheekily stole some bamboo from it.
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Ilthenia
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Postby Ilthenia » Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:13 am

Monkey 2118 had an especially gruesome fate.

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Sherechia
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Postby Sherechia » Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:44 am

Monkey 2117 became a landlord in Sherechia just before the socialist revolution
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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Westeastern Dicantia
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Postby Westeastern Dicantia » Sun Apr 25, 2021 10:54 am

Monkey 2116 died of natural causes.
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New Eestiball
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Postby New Eestiball » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:02 pm

Monkey 2115 was in Trinity in 1945.

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Libertalonia
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Postby Libertalonia » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:28 am

monkey 2114 tried to murder 2113 but was turned into stone
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The Koskr
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Postby The Koskr » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:31 am

Libertalonia wrote:monkey 2114 tried to murder 2113 but was turned into stone

Monkey 2113 created a deadly, highly contagious virus that infected and killed all other monkeys.
Košron is the national ideology of the Koškr and builds on four principles for all of society:

Clan: All levels of society must serve those around them:
A Koš must aid their clan so their clan can aid its fellow clans so they can all aid the nation, so all levels can aid their members.

Task: A Koš and their clan must work efficiently and harmonious for the whole, like organs in a body or birds in a flock.

Team: All Koš must advance as one, and share the common bounty of that advancement so no individual grows delirious off excess while his compatriots starve.

Nation: Like birds in a flock, individual souls follow their fellows in the wake of their common spirit, a sum greater than its parts. The flock must exalt the common spirit of their clan and nation to ascend with them.

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Jebslund
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Postby Jebslund » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:41 am

The Koskr wrote:
Libertalonia wrote:monkey 2114 tried to murder 2113 but was turned into stone

Monkey 2113 created a deadly, highly contagious virus that infected and killed all other monkeys.

Monkey 2112, as well as all monkeys after Monkey 2112, was immune to the disease. He got hit by a car while crossing the street. The car being a fully loaded lorry, and the street being a highway.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.

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Sherechia
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Postby Sherechia » Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:46 pm

Monkey 2111 lectured about the beauty of anarcho-capitalism in a Mao Zedong thought seminar.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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Octahedralia
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Postby Octahedralia » Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:47 pm

Monkey 2110 posted their opinion on Twitter
you may now access
THE OCTAHEDRON

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Louisianan
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Postby Louisianan » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:36 pm

Monkey 2109 happened to star in a Mel Brooks film. His mother killed him when he got home.
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