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Santa Selena
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Posts: 118
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:05 pm

Monkey 3543 managed to jump from 137,080' after years of training. However, the next day Monkey 3542, who has never skydived before and is only a rich engineer jumped from 141,098'. Monkey 3543 shot himself the next day.
Last edited by Santa Selena on Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Low quality posts since 2020!
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Federal Republic Of America And The Cari
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Posts: 112
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Federal Republic Of America And The Cari » Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:02 pm

Monkey 3542 died the day after monkey 3543 shot himself, monkey 3543's sister killed monkey 3542
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8jsp
.quote,https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=31417&p=1258384#p1258384
Giant meteor 2020,just fuck it all
Federal Republic of America and the Caribbean
Leaders of the country -local frying pan,señor medico peste and local morbidly obese Latino boy
Why yes I am a shitty world builder,definition of retarded,and a piece of shi- can you just stop reading this sig?
Some modern day musicians who's fans worship like gods(like those emo bands everyone used to listen to,Nicki Minaj, The whole of modern reggaeton, stereotypical Tumblr Girls turned musicians (you know what time mean)'s music is so bad it should be considered a war crime playing that in a store

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Peoples Republic of Joyea
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Posts: 614
Founded: May 04, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Peoples Republic of Joyea » Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:43 pm

Monkey 3541 drank 265 gallons of bleach.
Joyean Military Industries (Defense Company):
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Joyeah City International Airport:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=471451
Air Joyea
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=472304

Proud police supporter
Incumbent General Secretary: Joyeah Andreyev
Incumbent Party Chairman: John Goodchild

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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reuturn » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:26 pm

Monkey 3540 did caused an avalanche while skiing and fell off a cliff and landed in a glacier's crevasse.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
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Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias

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Gondwana island
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Posts: 28
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gondwana island » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:01 pm

Monkey 3539 died of the Black Death
The daily Dino news(September 20th) truce ends.iron hide travels to the front
Rudy “What could go wrong“
Buck “everything“
General sharp tooth “you fools!”
Iron hide “you have got to be kidding me“
welcome to Gondwana island!

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:02 pm

Monkey 3538 decided to go to Dyatlov Pass for fun.
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Free Ravensburg
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Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:56 pm

Monkey 3537 had a
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NS Stats are a ploy by NS to sell more mod statuses
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 779
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:04 pm

Monkey 3536, who was unable to save Monkey 3537, locked himself in an airtight room. His body was retrieved three weeks later.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
Always Has Been.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

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Godular
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Posts: 11065
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:38 pm

Monkey 3535 had difficulty with understanding that while all food is organic, not all organic substances are food. Please note for the record that eating several pounds of tar can have deleterious physiological ramifications.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:52 pm

MoNkEy Monkey 3534, who was notorious for repeatedly using random capitalization, was beaten to death by another monkey who was tired of his shenanigans.
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Godular
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Posts: 11065
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:05 pm

Monkey 3533, having endured monkey 3534's random capitalization for several years, is unfortunately charged with murder in the first degree for the slaying of monkey 3534, and is executed by the experimental procedure of Recto-Cranial Insertion
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Khomney
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Posts: 59
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Khomney » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:19 am

monke thwe fiv thre too intentonally mispelle eerything he ytped adn tgo shto fro !ti

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Federal Republic Of America And The Cari
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Posts: 112
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Federal Republic Of America And The Cari » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:32 pm

Monkey 3531, tired of monkey 3532, banished monkey 3532 to the shadow realm
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8jsp
.quote,https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=31417&p=1258384#p1258384
Giant meteor 2020,just fuck it all
Federal Republic of America and the Caribbean
Leaders of the country -local frying pan,señor medico peste and local morbidly obese Latino boy
Why yes I am a shitty world builder,definition of retarded,and a piece of shi- can you just stop reading this sig?
Some modern day musicians who's fans worship like gods(like those emo bands everyone used to listen to,Nicki Minaj, The whole of modern reggaeton, stereotypical Tumblr Girls turned musicians (you know what time mean)'s music is so bad it should be considered a war crime playing that in a store

✊ Nouveau Quebecois did nothing wrong ✊

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1021
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:56 pm

Monkey 3530 knew that 3532 died twice, but couldn't figure out what happened in their first death. He enlisted 3531 to investigate with him but they both accidentally banished themselves to the shadow realm.
Last edited by The Cosmic Mainframe on Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reuturn » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:32 pm

MONKEY 3529 Monkey 3529 used capslock all the time. Monkey 3528 killed 3529 the next hour.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:34 pm

Monkey 3528, who was fed up with his repeated usage of Caps Lock, was arrested for the murder of Monkey 3529. On the way to the trial, however, he was shot dead in a drive-by shooting that also killed the officers escorting him.
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Gondwana island
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Posts: 28
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gondwana island » Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:55 pm

Monkey 3527 was one of the police officers
The daily Dino news(September 20th) truce ends.iron hide travels to the front
Rudy “What could go wrong“
Buck “everything“
General sharp tooth “you fools!”
Iron hide “you have got to be kidding me“
welcome to Gondwana island!

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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reuturn » Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:58 pm

Monkey 3526 was also one of the police officers
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 9/11/818 | Pending news...
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias

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Free Federal States
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Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:15 pm

3525 was the hitman, and soon realized that he’d shot the wrong target. The boss had hired him to shoot a different vehicle with two different cops three blocks away and he done messed up. The boss banished him to a 55-gallon drum for his failure.
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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The American Free States
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Posts: 133
Founded: Aug 01, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The American Free States » Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:59 pm

Monkeys 3524, 3523, 3522 literally danced till they died.
A Federal Presidential Constitutional Republic that was formed out of the Second American Civil War with PMT tech, spaceship fleets, and lots of railguns.
A 14 civilization, according to this index.
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Mobilization has begun across the American Free States as relations with the Southern Republic continue to break down. It appears that war is inevitable between the two nations.

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Sleet Clans
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Posts: 1368
Founded: May 01, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sleet Clans » Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:53 pm

Monkey 3521 later committed suicide after playing the music that killed monkeys 3524-3522 out of guilt
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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reuturn » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:12 pm

Monkey 3520 lived in the Universe before the Big Bang.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 9/11/818 | Pending news...
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 779
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:12 pm

Monkey 3519 remained inactive for more than 28 days and thus ceased to exist.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
Always Has Been.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 22 September 2020 |King Still in Serious Condition | WF Man Tries to Invade Poland| WF MP Slaps Another With Fish

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | TEARS AND CRYING (Latest Alastair Update)


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Free Federal States
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Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:51 pm

Monkey 3518 bought Pizza Hut for Jabba the Hutt. He thought it was funny. Jabba did not and sent a Bounty Hunter to track him down.
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

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Haremm
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Founded: Jul 16, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haremm » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:22 am

Monkey 3517 is drowned by Money 3516

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