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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun May 24, 2020 11:27 am

Monkey 4119 was a character in a Shakespeare play.
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Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Postby -Astoria » Sun May 24, 2020 4:47 pm

Monkey 4118 was the target of an elaborate scam intended for Monkey 4119.

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Romextly
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Postby Romextly » Tue May 26, 2020 11:59 am

Monkey 4117 died of old age

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue May 26, 2020 12:02 pm

Monkey 4116 murdered the King of Scotland. It all went downhill from there.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Laamiva
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Postby Laamiva » Tue May 26, 2020 12:24 pm

Monkey 4115 got caught criticizing the government by the KGB and was sent to a camp.

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Antibuda
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Postby Antibuda » Tue May 26, 2020 12:27 pm

Monkey 4114 decided to wear an Ice Age baby costume in February.
Winner of 2 medals in the 2020 Oatland Olympics!
ns stats have been deported

A 21.6 civilization, according to this index.
Antibuda wrote:Monkey 4114 decided to wear an Ice Age baby costume in February.

Liriena wrote:Make California three times bigger to intimidate its neighbours into submission.

On a potential Trump movie:
Kronica wrote:Annoying Orange: The Movie
Population isn't used.
I mean, how do you think we would cram 200 mil+ people
into an island the size of Puerto Rico?
didn't mean to get daily referendums
idk how we did
I feel like this half represents my views, but a lot of the time there's no option I like.
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Eikotomi
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Postby Eikotomi » Tue May 26, 2020 8:37 pm

Monkey 4113 ate a stick of dynamite

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue May 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Monkey 4112 was upset that his number was not a palindrome like 4114, and thus ate a Tide Pod. He was fine. He decided to go for a walk, and was struck by lightning. He was still fine. he was diagnosed with mesothelioma. He miraculously recovered and was fine. No, Monkey 4112 only died when he moved to North Korea.
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Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Dominioan
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Postby Dominioan » Wed May 27, 2020 6:23 am

Monkey 4111 was playing Fortnite within ten feet of a toxic 9 year old
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One year on this site now...help me
Heres this

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

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You there with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
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Eikotomi
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Postby Eikotomi » Wed May 27, 2020 6:44 am

Monkey 4110 took the Blue Whale challenge

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed May 27, 2020 10:20 am

Monkey 4109 stepped on a LEGO.
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Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Spaincio
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Postby Spaincio » Wed May 27, 2020 10:24 am

Monkey 410 liked one "big butt" too much (Hillary Clinton)
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:52 pm

/bump
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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West Leas Oros 2
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:54 pm

Monkey 4107, look out! Oh no! He can’t hear us, he has AirPods in!
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How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad?
I like to think I've come a long way since the days of the First WLO.
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:56 pm

Monkey 4106 went to Alderaan for his vacation.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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United City States of Oceania
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Postby United City States of Oceania » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:15 am

Monkey 4105 died from the novel coronavirus after stealing coronavirus patient blood samples from a clinic.
Main Nation Ministry wrote:
Dentali wrote:
What is this? Captain America: Civil War?


No that had attractive people

This is the realistic version of that movie, then.


Uttland wrote:Why are the Reeds speaking Baguette? Don’t they know that in America we don’t tolerate Muslim languages like Baguette?


Liriena wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:Would you give your kid to the Donald? Why or why not?

I wouldn't give him a f**king cockroach to look after. He'd probably nominate it for SCOTUS.

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Baddo Darklands
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Postby Baddo Darklands » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:30 am

Monkey 4104 was eaten by a sentient wheelie bin.
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Dollystana
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Postby Dollystana » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:36 pm

Monkey 4013 took hydroxychloroquine.
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:40 pm

Monkey 4012 dislocated his jaw trying to pronounce hydroxychloroquine. When he went to the doctor he contracted covid-19. On his way home to self-isolate, he was run over by a bus because the driver couln't see over his mask.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:09 pm

Monkey 4101 lived in Revolutionary France.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Ard al Islam
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Postby Ard al Islam » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:10 pm

Monkey 4100 got the Xbox red ring of death and rage quit the server.
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Never learn about Islam from Islamophobes. People that are against Islam, probably aren't the best choice to learn about the religion from. You'd never learn science from a flat-earther or anti-vaxxer, right? You'd learn science from scholars, either directly or through their work. Similarly, you should only learn about Islam from the people who are most knowledgeable about it. They are, of course, the Muslims themselves. Learn from the great Islamic scholars, whether directly or through their work/students. If you have questions, you can ask me, and if I don't have the answer(s), I can refer you to a place where you may get those answers.

But whatever you do, don't learn about Islam from non-Muslims.

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Marsoslavia
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Postby Marsoslavia » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:21 pm

Monkey 4099 said "Smert Laham" in Marsoslavia.
A nation of Slavic Mars' colonists who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It was created for artistic purposes and it's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.

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Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:33 pm

Monkey 4098 went on an all-mayonnaise diet
Labour is Freedom, Service is Enslavement.
From the Desk of Ambassador Valentina Ironfoot,
Stalliongrad Office of Foreign Affairs,
Ministry of the Exterior,
Parlaiment House,
12 Revolution Blvd,
Stalliongrad ST19-3BQ,
The Socialist Republic of Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories

New Zepuha wrote:We have voted AGAINST this laudable act.
Khadgar wrote:
Randy F Marsh wrote:
most of the communist parties that are out there are incompatible with communism.


Well "Jack-booted Authoritarian Dick Party" is a tough sell.
⚧I'm a woman.⚧

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:35 pm

Monkey 4097 met the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Tornado Queendom
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Postby Tornado Queendom » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:40 pm

Monkey 4096 tried Centrism, and it didn't work out well.
The craziest schizo on NationStates. National Trotskyism is my ideology.
Enron Did Nothing Wrong
Stay Home™
There are three genders: Male, Female, and Spam. I respect your opinion if you think otherwise.
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself™
The future will not look like the Jetsons, it will look like Mutant Rampage BodySlam.

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