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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun May 24, 2020 11:27 am

Monkey 4119 was a character in a Shakespeare play.
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Postby -Astoria » Sun May 24, 2020 4:47 pm

Monkey 4118 was the target of an elaborate scam intended for Monkey 4119.

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Romextly
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Postby Romextly » Tue May 26, 2020 11:59 am

Monkey 4117 died of old age
Pro: life, military, religion
Anti:Abortion, contraceptions, Pacifists
My military tier is 8,8,9
Put this in your signature if you OPPOSE the legalisation of cannibalism
All lives matter!
Proud Catholic

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue May 26, 2020 12:02 pm

Monkey 4116 murdered the King of Scotland. It all went downhill from there.
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Laamiva
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Postby Laamiva » Tue May 26, 2020 12:24 pm

Monkey 4115 got caught criticizing the government by the KGB and was sent to a camp.

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Antibuda
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Postby Antibuda » Tue May 26, 2020 12:27 pm

Monkey 4114 decided to wear an Ice Age baby costume in February.
Factbooks coming never!
ns stats are illegal

A 21.6 civilization, according to this index.
Antibuda wrote:Monkey 4114 decided to wear an Ice Age baby costume in February.

Liriena wrote:Make California three times bigger to intimidate its neighbours into submission.

On a potential Trump movie:
Kronica wrote:Annoying Orange: The Movie
Population isn't used.
I mean, how do you think we would cram 200 mil+ people
into an island the size of Puerto Rico?
didn't mean to get daily referendums
idk how we did
deleted pride flag
it was bad
LeftValues: Centrist Marxist

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Eikotomi
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Postby Eikotomi » Tue May 26, 2020 8:37 pm

Monkey 4113 ate a stick of dynamite

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue May 26, 2020 8:45 pm

Monkey 4112 was upset that his number was not a palindrome like 4114, and thus ate a Tide Pod. He was fine. He decided to go for a walk, and was struck by lightning. He was still fine. he was diagnosed with mesothelioma. He miraculously recovered and was fine. No, Monkey 4112 only died when he moved to North Korea.
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Postby Dominioan » Wed May 27, 2020 6:23 am

Monkey 4111 was playing Fortnite within ten feet of a toxic 9 year old
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
I LOVE TELEGRAMS, TELEGRAM ME WITH ANYTHING!
Minskiev wrote:Russo-Nordic Union? I am not pleased. SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN

☆ ☆ The Second Weimar Republic of Dominioan ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess
IS HE LIVE OR DEAD, HAS HE THOUGHTS WITHIN HIS HEAD?
-"Iron Man", Black Sabbath
My feeble debating attempts in General are just ignored now =/

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Eikotomi
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Postby Eikotomi » Wed May 27, 2020 6:44 am

Monkey 4110 took the Blue Whale challenge

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed May 27, 2020 10:20 am

Monkey 4109 stepped on a LEGO.
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Spaincio
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Postby Spaincio » Wed May 27, 2020 10:24 am

Monkey 410 liked one "big butt" too much (Hillary Clinton)

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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:52 pm

/bump
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:54 pm

Monkey 4107, look out! Oh no! He can’t hear us, he has AirPods in!
West Leas Oros 2, Election Boogaloo (Please ignore the 2 in our name in all IC interactions)
WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign!
I killed the entire population of Vuvuzela by raising the minimum wage
Simultaneously an evil commie who wants to take your toothbrush, and an evil brocialist reactionary and revisionist.
How can any sane human hate another for being born with the "wrong" identity?

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:56 pm

Monkey 4106 went to Alderaan for his vacation.
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Postby United City States of Oceania » Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:15 am

Monkey 4105 died from the novel coronavirus after stealing coronavirus patient blood samples from a clinic.
Main Nation Ministry wrote:
Dentali wrote:
What is this? Captain America: Civil War?


No that had attractive people

This is the realistic version of that movie, then.


Uttland wrote:Why are the Reeds speaking Baguette? Don’t they know that in America we don’t tolerate Muslim languages like Baguette?


Liriena wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:Would you give your kid to the Donald? Why or why not?

I wouldn't give him a f**king cockroach to look after. He'd probably nominate it for SCOTUS.

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Baddo Darklands
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Postby Baddo Darklands » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:30 am

Monkey 4104 was eaten by a sentient wheelie bin.
This is an extremist country and does not represent my actual views. For those, go to Mologiland

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Dollystana
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dollystana » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:36 pm

Monkey 4013 took hydroxychloroquine.
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Warrior cat thread overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51
If you support cats, put this in your signature.
I am not Graystripe, this is just my nation theme.
Economic Left/Right -3.38 Social Lib/Auth -5.28

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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:40 pm

Monkey 4012 dislocated his jaw trying to pronounce hydroxychloroquine. When he went to the doctor he contracted covid-19. On his way home to self-isolate, he was run over by a bus because the driver couln't see over his mask.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:09 pm

Monkey 4101 lived in Revolutionary France.
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Ard al Islam
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Postby Ard al Islam » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:10 pm

Monkey 4100 got the Xbox red ring of death and rage quit the server.
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Never learn about Islam from Islamophobes. People that are against Islam, probably aren't the best choice to learn about the religion from. You'd never learn science from a flat-earther or anti-vaxxer, right? You'd learn science from scholars, either directly or through their work. Similarly, you should only learn about Islam from the people who are most knowledgeable about it. They are, of course, the Muslims themselves. Learn from the great Islamic scholars, whether directly or through their work/students. If you have questions, you can ask me, and if I don't have the answer(s), I can refer you to a place where you may get those answers.

But whatever you do, don't learn about Islam from non-Muslims.

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Marsoslavia
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Postby Marsoslavia » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:21 pm

Monkey 4099 said "Smert Laham" in Marsoslavia.
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We're not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170. (In 11th of July, in RL year, I move the action time forward 10 years)

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Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories
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Postby Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:33 pm

Monkey 4098 went on an all-mayonnaise diet
Labour is Freedom, Service is Enslavement.
From the Desk of Ambassador Valentina Ironfoot,
Stalliongrad Office of Foreign Affairs,
Ministry of the Exterior,
Parlaiment House,
12 Revolution Blvd,
Stalliongrad ST19-3BQ,
The Socialist Republic of Stalliongrad and Far-Eastern Territories

New Zepuha wrote:We have voted AGAINST this laudable act.
Khadgar wrote:
Randy F Marsh wrote:
most of the communist parties that are out there are incompatible with communism.


Well "Jack-booted Authoritarian Dick Party" is a tough sell.
⚧I'm a woman.⚧

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:35 pm

Monkey 4097 met the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
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Postby Tornado Queendom » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:40 pm

Monkey 4096 tried Centrism, and it didn't work out well.
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There are three genders: Male, Female, and Spam. I respect your opinion if you think otherwise.
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The future will not look like the Jetsons, it will look like Mutant Rampage BodySlam.

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