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Fuzzbuckets
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fuzzbuckets » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:27 am

Monkey 6300 had an itch that he could not scratch and he got so angry that he had a heart attack and died.

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Ezechard
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 20, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ezechard » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:32 am

Monkey 6299 climbed over the Wall and was converted into a zombie by the White Walkers. He then remained a zombie until he was killed on Z-Day 2020 by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad.
Female (but doesn't care about being misgendered) ~ Democratic Socialist ~ Vegetarian ~ Belgian ~ Loves birds

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Cossack Peoples
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cossack Peoples » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:38 am

Monkey 6298 spoke out against the state, and his enthusiasm was not reciprocated by his countrymen.
Overview | Military Inventory | Military Overview | Characters
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"Вечнасць для Cossacks!"/"Eternity For Cossacks!" - Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
"Americanism is a question of principle, of idealism, of character. It is not a matter of birthplace, or creed, or line of descent."
— Theodore Roosevelt

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Chinese Congo
Envoy
 
Posts: 227
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Chinese Congo » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:58 am

Monkey 6297 got tethritherated
CHINESE CONGO
CHINESE CONGO

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The Layfetian Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Apr 02, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Layfetian Republic » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:51 pm

Monkey 6296 was shot by Bond. James Bond.

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Ard al Islam
Diplomat
 
Posts: 875
Founded: Apr 14, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Ard al Islam » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:53 pm

Monkey 6295 smited himself.
Nation in the process of rapid change.
Never learn about Islam from Islamophobes. People that are against Islam, probably aren't the best choice to learn about the religion from. You'd never learn science from a flat-earther or anti-vaxxer, right? You'd learn science from scholars, either directly or through their work. Similarly, you should only learn about Islam from the people who are most knowledgeable about it. They are, of course, the Muslims themselves. Learn from the great Islamic scholars, whether directly or through their work/students. If you have questions, you can ask me, and if I don't have the answer(s), I can refer you to a place where you may get those answers.

But whatever you do, don't learn about Islam from non-Muslims.

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:37 pm

Monkey 6294 died from a lightning strike indirectly; he got killed by a charged creeper.
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Ezechard
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 20, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ezechard » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:40 am

Monkey 6293 was trying to kill the charged Creeper with a wooden sword, before it exploded.
Female (but doesn't care about being misgendered) ~ Democratic Socialist ~ Vegetarian ~ Belgian ~ Loves birds

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Caleonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 529
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Caleonia » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:41 am

Monkey 6292 forgot how to tie his shoes and tripped on them, falling on a bomb
Current Date: May 13, 2033
Caleon Times-Union: CARS was on a bit of a hiatus due to the construction of the glass quarantine domes, but we should be able to get going this Sunday!

Economic Left/Right: 0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.03
Discord: ringo+#9130
Twitter: @Ringo_4816 or @RacersRfl
YouTube: ringo

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Ezechard
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Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 20, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ezechard » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:46 am

Monkey 6291 attacked a rhinoceros with Monkey 6293's wooden sword and got impaled on its horn
Female (but doesn't care about being misgendered) ~ Democratic Socialist ~ Vegetarian ~ Belgian ~ Loves birds

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:51 pm

Monkey 6290 tried to dig straight down with said wooden sword and fell into a pit of lava creepers, then blew up in a fiery explosion.

Sadly the sword got evaporated from all of this, and the creepers inhaled the wood fumes killing them too
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Ezechard
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Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 20, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ezechard » Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:26 am

Monkey 6289 had a Big Brain Time™ and thought it would be smart to be disguised as a creeper, and inhaled the wood fumes too.
Female (but doesn't care about being misgendered) ~ Democratic Socialist ~ Vegetarian ~ Belgian ~ Loves birds

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Caleonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 529
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Caleonia » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:14 pm

Monkey 6288 drank liquid mercury
Current Date: May 13, 2033
Caleon Times-Union: CARS was on a bit of a hiatus due to the construction of the glass quarantine domes, but we should be able to get going this Sunday!

Economic Left/Right: 0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.03
Discord: ringo+#9130
Twitter: @Ringo_4816 or @RacersRfl
YouTube: ringo

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Bozopolis
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Posts: 21
Founded: Feb 15, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Bozopolis » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:13 pm

Monkey 6287 ceased to exist
People tend to assume that Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík is what that ever so famous circus clown theme is. And in a way, it is. Nobody would ever argue with you on this fact.
However, if you want to be an unlikable, pedantic jerk, the song actually known to be circus music would be a version composed for American woodwind bands (and later transcribed for fairground organs) titled Thunder and Blazes, published by Louis-Philippe Laurendeau.
Of course, this information is of absolutely no consequence to anyone.

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Hfhbsd
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hfhbsd » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:11 pm

Monkey 6286 was shot by Bond. James Covalent Bond.
Half of this nation is one big joke, and the other half resembles my beliefs. I'm not telling you which is which.
Sig in progress; please wait

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Spearos
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Sep 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Spearos » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:15 pm

Monkey 6285 ragequit on it's pc and threw it against the wall so hard that large splinters of metal flew off and pierced it's brain (via the eye sockets) killing it.

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Ezechard
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 20, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ezechard » Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:20 am

Monkey 6284 was recharging his car battery the wrong way, causing it to explode and kill the monkey.
Female (but doesn't care about being misgendered) ~ Democratic Socialist ~ Vegetarian ~ Belgian ~ Loves birds

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Hfhbsd
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hfhbsd » Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:27 pm

Monkey 6283 hopped into a missile silo. As in literally jumped into the missile silo. And then it it impaled itself on the nosecone.
Half of this nation is one big joke, and the other half resembles my beliefs. I'm not telling you which is which.
Sig in progress; please wait

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The Soylent Green Party
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:39 pm

Monkey 6282 died of testicular torsion in a tragic carousel accident.
Rember, you are what you eat!

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Ezechard
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 20, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ezechard » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:49 am

Monkey 6281 was mauled apart by aggressive chickens. Slowly, may I add.
Female (but doesn't care about being misgendered) ~ Democratic Socialist ~ Vegetarian ~ Belgian ~ Loves birds

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Xupqeu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Jul 06, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Xupqeu » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:52 am

Monkey 6280 collapses into a black hole.
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

Despite what this country's scientific advancement score implies, Xupqeu is actually a postmoderntech country.

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Dabberwocky
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jan 26, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Dabberwocky » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:07 am

Monkey 6279 gets trapped in a collapsing tesserect
The Utopian Asdiån Empire

A nation based on peace and progress, the Asdiån Empire has come a long way since it was founded 842 years ago. It has become an interstellar state, with billions of Asdiåns calling it their home.

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Nulvelith
Minister
 
Posts: 2303
Founded: Jan 14, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Nulvelith » Sat Dec 14, 2019 1:56 am

6280 dodged a banana peel and was promptly hit in the face by Truck-kun, the true isekai protagonist.
Be silent. Be not still.

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HIreland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 178
Founded: Jan 22, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby HIreland » Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:55 pm

Monkey 6279 passed through non-euclidean space and was jellied by the spatial distortions.
"Joe Steele had but one liver to give for his country, and manfully kept up." — Joe Steele by Harry Turtledove
The brewery of the cell: Government funds project to gene-splice human and yeast mitochondria | Bright stage lights and high blood alcohol count revealed to be responsible for bartender general's spontaneous combustion | Ship runs ashore after crew suffocates in methane cloud produced by HIreland's sewage swamps | Drunken-most's teleprompter hacked, reads speech denouncing own lack of personal hygiene

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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:02 pm

Monkey 6278 accidentally launched the real nukes at her country because she thought she was playing World Empire 2027. She also killed 1200 other monkeys.

Jump to Monkey 5077
Last edited by Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth on Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:04 pm, edited 2 times in total.
A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1334463

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