How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers

[Fenvaria Republic]

Field Interview

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Unit: 414th Mixed Artillery Company
Commanding officer: Senior Lieutenant Elena Karjalainen

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While I admire their determination and fanaticism, I cant help but wonder where are the commissar units to hold them back from excessively high causalities? The Empire has been using them since the 17 Years War and they have been successful, but oh well it is what it is. While I was informed prior to this that there is little to no information about their military, I still cant help but feel a bit concerned. I almost feel bad for telling my batteries to load high explosive shells, or cluster shells or some fenvarium gas shells. But at the end of the day, Im just here to make sure the infantry and armored units of the battalion are supported during offensive and defensive operations, so might as well make it interesting for us and them!

[New Kowloon Bay]

Really. this isn't much of a challenge. Just...bomb them.
-Corporal John Roward

[The African Emirates]

This faction, while interplanetary, was rudimentary in the area of cybersecurity. Their military vehicles and electrical grid were deactivated quickly, and any resistance on their former colonies and homeworld has been uploaded. Integration to Emiratian Web has been completed.

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-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer-4923Phi349124Beit reporting on the destruction of the interplanetary faction designated "New Kowloon Bay"

[Northern Ateria]

Trooper’s Status: Family. You don’t mess with family. “Damn, the enemy has stronger weapons than we do. We’re done for for sure…” - An Imperial Army Trooper “The enemy is strong…but not as strong as family.” - Captain Dominic Toretto Captain Dominic Toretto single-handedly defeats the whole robot army “And you don’t mess with family.” “T-th-thanks for the assist Captain! We owe you our lives, I mean how can we repay you?” “You’ll always be my brothers and that is the only thing you can repay me.” Captain Dominic Toretto drives away as ‘See You Again’ plays in the background

[FNU]

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(Image) Trooper’s Status: Family. You don’t mess with family. “Damn, the enemy has stronger weapons than we do. We’re done for for sure…” - An Imperial Army Trooper “The enemy is strong…but not as strong as family.” - Captain Dominic Toretto Captain Dominic Toretto single-handedly defeats the whole robot army “And you don’t mess with family.” “T-th-thanks for the assist Captain! We owe you our lives, I mean how can we repay you?” “You’ll always be my brothers and that is the only thing you can repay me.” Captain Dominic Toretto drives away as ‘See You Again’ plays in the background

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Looking though binoculars the men turn to each before laughing. An officer states his opinions on the matter, "They don't even bother to protect their heads, and conventional projectile ammunition? Amusing to say the least."

[Neo-Western East Korea]

.....Why the hell did they put fucking thrusters on their helicopters? their army and such all seems like a decent challenge, but what inspired that decision, it looks ridiculous, and why would they use it to manuver in space when they could use a more traditional design?
Mercenary Commander, watching an bombing take place

[Octahedralia]

Operation Three (2021)
Attack on Neo-Western East Korea
Found audio logs from battle

Jeffrey Vilo: Man, i wish we had some of those Meme Lasers on us!
Carl Usibe: Shut up, I'm sure it's going well in the hands of the other units.
JV: You know what we should have had on us? Epic masks.
CU: Dude, you're wearing one right now. They were introduced specifically for this operation. I think you had too much Memeium.
Blasio Kablik: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND EPIC, WHY AREN'T YOU USING THE OVEN LAUNCHERS?
JV: I thought Casix and Zerri were on Launcher duty.

[Mirum]

-SNIP-

COMBAT REPORT

SCENARIO: Mirian Defensive, Usage of Trench Warfare
LOCATION: 25 miles west of Eleyta, In the Trenches
DATE: [RETRACTED]

EDITED FOR PUBLIC VIEWING / RECORDS

-RECORDER POWERING UP-
-USER IDENTIFIED: CPT. Tydrom Coldback, [RETRACTED] Battalion, [RETRACTED] Brigade, [RETRACTED] Divison-

CPT. Coldback: "Aight, is this thing on? Yeh, it's on. Okay, so, uh, CPT. Tydrom Coldback here, reporting on the ongoin' battle here near Eleyta. Aight, so, what you need to know so far is that we've been pushed into a stalemate with these-"

*SHELL EXPLODES NEARBY*

"-[2x WORDS CENSORED], and well, it hasn't been going well so far. I mean, from what we can tell, these [1x WORDS CENSORED]'s army is HUGE. Large 'mounts of their tanks have been rolling across No-Man's-Land almost every few hours now, and well, have not been faring too well, those cheap pieces of [1x WORDS CENSORED]. Occasionally, they'll capture one of our trench segments, but we've been usually able to recover it within the next hour or so. Sometimes, we haven't. They're slowly been whittling us down, by any means possible, and I've even heard rumors of them using chemical weapons attacks. Not that that will do much, mind ya, but still an annoying thing in general-"

*SHELL EXPLODES NEARBY*

"-[1x WORDS RETRACTED]! Woah! That was a close one.

*GAS HISSING*
*PUTS GAS MASK ON*

"-[1x WORDS CENSORED]! GAS! GAS! GAS! MASKS ON! [2x WORDS CENSORED]! Return fire, return fire, [1x WORDS CENSORED], keep shooting!

UNKNOWN SOLDIER, THROUGH GAS MASK: "Sorry, sir! You heard him, return fire!"

*CANNON FIRE*
*MACHINE GUN FIRE*
*SHELL EXPLODES NEARBY*
*CANNON FIRE*
*MACHINE GUN FIRE*

"HERE THEY COME!"

*CANNON FIRE*
*SHELL EXPLODES NEARBY*
*MACHINE GUN FIRE*
*SHELL EXPLODES NEARBY*
*MACHINE GUN FIRE*
*CANNON FIRE*
*SHELL EXPLODES NEARBY*
*MACHINE GUN FIRE*

" AIGHT. I'MMA STOP THIS HERE. They're launching another attack. No time to continue, CPT. Coldback, signing off.

-RECORDER POWERED OFF-

"Numbers alone won't win the day for them." -Famous last words of a Mirian soldier, before getting hit with over 100 rounds from 50 different hostile troops

(Not wanting to put too much effort into an insta-loss)

[Kors]

Operation:elfextermination
It was a gloomy day on the battlefield. We lost 50 persons to the gnomes, and we are losing fast. Need reinforcements.

[The Fallen City of Rapture]

“Oh, it’s just…scribbles…”
- A Splicer, she just throws it in the ocean

[Afghanystan]

Afghanystan is landlocked, and we have no capability against these undersea infidels. We must procure diving suits. I have no doubt that they'll fold, like Ghani's puppet government.

[Comerciante]

"Considering the significant distance between our territory and hostile territory the decided course of action was to relent the theatre to the orbital task force.

The C.R.S Melas alongside several scout craft entered low orbit and began examining hostile territory for acceptable targets. IT began with multiple examinations of the nation's infrastructure preferably military airbases, civilian airports, military supply depots, military and civilian power stations, as well as the nation's mining operations. The Melas compiled the notes and a report was sent to the Board of Director's desk almost immediately.

After a formal review and approval from the Republic Government, the Melas performed a collection of tactical strikes over a majority of their military airbases forgoing other targets. The nation is landlocked and it's more than likely a majority of their ability to strike back at us will rely on airpower.

Formal demands for their surrender will be forthcoming after continued strikes on their airforces vehicle storage areas are destroyed."

-CFC Military Advisor
Serial #: 8980089

[Janpia]

"Our army is undefeatable. But that thing *shows space weapons and orbital cannons* it scares me"

-Janpian Revolutionary War Marshall

[Latorik]

"Enemy armor has proven quite troublesome, actively stalling our advance on multiple fronts. As such, we have resorted to a combination of both strategic and tactical nuclear weaponry acting in concert with light kinetic bombardments from orbit. The enemy soon responded in kind on the nuclear front. Losses, both ours and the enemies, are estimated to be in the hundreds of thousands. Though bloodied, their armored companies remain in a somewhat functional state despite our efforts to rectify this."-New Albanian general on engagements with Janpia tank divisions

[New Kowloon Bay]

'These enemy spaceships were a small hassle, but our larger and better spaceships easily defeated them. As for the land troops, I'm sure our MECHAS will take the win.'
-Space Divison General T. Eretins

[Northern Ateria]

Trooper’s Status: Family. You don’t mess with family. “Damn, the enemy has stronger weapons than we do. We’re done for for sure…” - An Imperial Army Trooper “Hey, you better be careful there, soldier.” “Why?” “We don’t want to end up like Munk: spamming the same thing over and over again, do we?” “No, sir.” “Atta boy.”

[Gonswanza]

Push the advantage men, if we can swamp them with enough shells and drones, certainly, they will let up. FODDER! Through and through! Kill em all!

-A forward officer, motivating his men in spite of the tight situation, due to being caught in a pocket with reinforcements struggling to push through. They aren't destroyed flat out but are relieved before being withdrawn, as the invasion fails to hold in the bloodiest and longest war yet for Gonswanza.

[Sky Reavers]

"Alright, these assholes asked for this! We said, we ain't those, who raided their ships, but they didn't listen! So we raided them, fought and found some FG-420 rifles... Yeah, ain't that impressive, huh? Jewel figters are... average, but they have nice looks. These 416 guns are... also rather non trivial. Either way, we are raidin' them for good! But they also put up some fight. So far, we wonder, what's gonna happen next and if additional warbands should be sent. Maybe should, just to be sure. We also found some note about radioactive bullets! Can ya' belive, they actually and seriously considered THAT?! Loco pendejos they are! Nice to see, they rejected this idea, cuase it would poison the battlefields, and I am afraid to think about urban combat, after which, a city would be turned into another Chornobyl."-Aspiring warlord Jane.

[Kahvran]

"When fighting Sky Reavers' military, you better lace your munitions with opiates as their fighters are full of junkies. When they got hit by our shots they will crave getting shot by us. They will die 'peacefully' and 'voluntarily', I think, heh."

-Hamed Rashidi, a KNA sergeant.

[Mirum]

"Why are civilians shooting drugs at us?"

-Unknown Mirian soldier, to a military doctor, after recovering from a bullet wound.

(No military factbook found)

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

AAN: “Well this is disappointing. We came up here for glorious battle and all we found waiting for us was a goat with an upset stomach. Of all the things my life would be better without knowing, the smell of an urpy goat’s farting only just appeared on my list. I’m traumatized more than any pitched battle could make me. Anyway, we responded naturally… you up for a pita?” -Iron Tiger Guardian, holding up a pira with some slow-roasted goat meat in it

AN: “Some of those bastards are sneaky little turds! How in the frosty depths of Hel were they able to make our thermals ineffective?! Ah well, good thing it didn’t stop our radar from working. We just started planting artillery anywhere we saw a gap. We stopped seeing that freaky camo pretty quick then! I love this job! Every battle’s a puzzle!” -Night Wolf Sniper

[Lingdao Monastery]

"This has certainly been a battle unlike any we've faced before. They are far superior to any other military in hand-to-hand combat, which definitely impressed us to an extent, but we still came out on top with our own superhuman abilities, despite their firepower holding back our initial responding forces. Their navy got the drop on ours, and alas, we had to say goodbye to our antiquated junks, but the Water and Air monks made quick work of their ships and aircraft. However, those robotic direwolves were quite frightening, being able to move that quickly and have the durability of a tanks. Nothing I couldn't handle, of course, but several of the other monks were badly mauled... this was a tough battle, and I have a feeling this won't be the last."
~a Lingdao Electricity monk

[Kors]

“Oh, it’s just…scribbles…”
- A Splicer, she just throws it in the ocean

My goddamn military information is is my overview factbook. Why can't you take your time to look through my stuff? I do that when I post here.

/BN do lingdao

[Thee North American Technate]

MacArthur's Status: Holding the frontlines with the 6th, 15th and 24th Army Groups. “Today, the Continental Armed Forces are faced with a new kind of adversary; unlike that of the ethnocentric Fascist's aggression nor the atomic bombs of the ComIntern. We are in battle against esoteric monks, it is beyond reasonable to believe that their kinship shall falter under our extensive bombardment and shells; our boys will be returning home just in time for their turkey roast dinner.” - Director of the Armed Forces, Douglas Mac Arthur

[Neo-Western East Korea]

Superior Firepower, aye? Well I’ll show them superior FIRE-power, prepare the napalm and send out the tanks!.... this feels strangely familiar for some reason.
-Head of the Airforce, ordering the first bombings to begin against the most centralized of their forces.