How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

“These people are strange! We hit ‘em with aerosolized graphene and secondary irritants and I swear on the Compact that their next push was with a bunch of lawyers trying to ‘disbar’ our weapons. It was extremely fun to shoot those idiots down.” -Iron Tiger LandThane

[The Fallen City of Rapture]

“Rise, Rapture, Rise. That stuff was stale before it came out of Cohen’s pen! And what? What do I think about these posers? Can’t even catch me even if I was standing behind them, amateurs I tell ya babydoll!”
- A Splicer, a "Houdini" Splicer who can teleport; she just got done slicing up everyone with fish gutting knives

[Comerciante]

"Not gonna lie when I signed up for this jig administering therapy to drug abusers is the last thing I'd expect to be doing. A majority of them are more busy killing each other than they are killing us. An egghead already ripped them open and took a look at what they are running to be popping out lightning and fire and gotta say their genetic coding technology is just plain archaic.

A pre-schooler could come up with better stuff than this sea slug bullshit.

Jericho's have been rounding them up where they can and packing them into containment cells-"

"GRRRADKGHSKGHFDA!"

"For fuck sake someone shut him up!?"

-CFC Enforcer transporting captured Splicers for rehabilitation

[Latorik]

"...Tough, but not invincible. On the ground, that is. Their initial combat force, mechanical in nature, proved unable to advance past the first few miles of our borders. After-action dis-assemblies via attached Magi indicate a level of radiation shielding, though not enough to overcome the levels farther within. Thankfully. With how hard these things hit and how many hits they take, if the Animus got ahold of them..."-Albanian officer musing on the Jericho combat systems engaged by the New Albanian 3rd Home Army

[Livernus]

“I was not trained to fight against lasers , don’t think we’re winning this one any time soon. Maybe the best option is to just give up, you think they’d be understanding?”
-Unnamed Livernusian Soldier

[The Holy Solar Empire]

"That is all the men they can bring to bare? You never really get a chance to appreciate the scale of things until you see something like that. Oh well, if it is our duty to the Empire to bring these primitives to heel then let it be, I don't expect them to put up much of a fight."
~ Imperial Strategos of the Star Legion

[Gonswanza]

"Why do we keep getting the FTL capable, sci-fi crackheads assaulting us... Yes, yes, SEND THE NUKES. ALL OF THEM. See if their orbital bombardment will work once we coat low earth orbit in a radioactive haze. Evacuate the citizens. Get them to the tunnels. I'm burning this place to the ground so that they will never have our country."
-President Mawar Al-Sherbak, declaring scorched earth policy before evacuating to the presidential bunker.

[New Kowloon Bay]

So, bunkers, eh? Send the drill nukes in. I don't want a single survivor. Then, we can harvest that radioactive waste for more dangerous nukes.

-High General F. A. Rquaad

[Jabanese]

"oh $hit oh $hit umm how many times did the emperor tell the puppet goverment of jabanese africa to stop expansion"-hanz und fritz

[Comerciante]

"Why does it feel like so many people just watch one war documentary about World War 2 then think that's all they need to fight and win a battle? For fucks sake what is this bullshit? A Maginot Line? on Islands? I can't make this shit up. Who approved this bullshit? Who the fuck thought this was in any way shape or form an okay way to conduct warfare in defense of anything except for a bunch of kindergarteners with crayon maps!?

I'll put a bloody bullet between his eyes to make up for making my eyes bleed."

-CFC Military Observer
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[The Soviet Union of Africa]

“Why does so many people watch these Star Wars movies then think they should copy them? Who do they think we are, the African Emirates? Absolutely absurd!”
- Soldier of the African People’s Liberation Army

[The African Emirates]

Upload has been completed without major resistance. However, I have arrived at some troubling conclusions. Their history and planetary geography is similar to our own, and they even knew of our presence before our arrival.

Additional investigation recommended.

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-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer 59Tau23004Hei6820781 as he looks into the military databases of the former faction "The Soviet Union of Africa"

[Tremulo]

"We have to fight... African robots? You're kidding, right? I mean, we'll take them. If they're anything like the raiders in Somalia they should be easy enough, but they do frighten me..."

- Admiral Henry Pennington

[Neo-Western East Korea]

As a defensive force, if we can place them on the backfoot through a combined naval assault and air raid, we should be able to take an island or two in the ceasefire.
-Military High Command Member speaking to an aide

[Gonswanza]

Melt them all! They shall taste our wrath!

-Gonswanzan artilleryman, after ordering the concentrated fire of several TOS-1M units upon several grid squares with modified incendiary rockets.

[Jabanese]

"MANDATUM?"Random Volunteer Soldier

[Janpia]

"Huh, Japanese speaking hindi? Tell the revolutionary commadant to change our translators and interrogators!"
-Random Janpian Revolutionary after hearing captured jabanese or their radio equipment

[Mirum]

"Alright. Before we go to war, let's analyze our equipment. Let's start with... tank versus tank."

MIRIAN_MIL_ANALISIS.exe LOADING...
LOADING COMPLETE

ANALYSIS MODE: VEHICLE VS VEHICLE

VEHICLE 1: MIRIAN AT-MBT Gen. 3
VEHICLE 2: JANPIAN JP-1

VEHICLE 1 ARMOR THICKNESS: 0.25 FT COMPOSITE
VEHICLE 2 ARMOR THICKNESS: 3.3 FT TITANIUM

VEHICLE 1 MAIN WEAPON: 100MM CANNON (2 SECONDS RELOAD)
VEHICLE 2 MAIN WEAPON: 130MM RAILGUN (4 SECONDS RELOAD)

VEHICLE 1 TOP SPEED: 55 MPH
VEHICLE 2 TOP SPEED: 40 MPH

POSSIBLE OUTCOMES:
MIRIAN DEFEAT INEVITABLE

"Oh. Well. THAT'S REASSURING. On second thought, let's never go to war with them."
-A Mirian Military Analysist.

[New Kowloon Bay]

/bumpitybump

[The African Emirates]

This small faction was slightly more effort to subdue, but they have eventually fallen. All known populations have been uploaded to newly constructed Web connections. Trojan warriors have been installed into the code of classified military documents in order to uplift and relocate any remaining rudimentary Artificial Intelligences.

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-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer-Vav1320480921Sigma203 in their post-operation report of the destruction of the human nation designated "Mirum"

[The Soviet Union of Africa]

“"The African Emirates", but it is not "Africa" nor an emirate. I can’t even write myself, but I am able to write a country that is an African emirate. And, oh, it is all robots and no humans. Pheh! What kind of response are they expecting from someone like myself? Am I supposed to be terrified as they expect? ‘Oh, oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!’ Shut up man!”
- Soldier of the African People’s Liberation Army

[The Holy Solar Empire]

"Africa is in revolt? Our Africa or another timelines? Oh well might as well put the boot down on such miscreants."
~ Imperial Strategos.

[Janpia]

Were fighting against a nation with space crafts and based on the future?! Has the revolutionary war department gone mad?!

-Janpian revolutionary commadant after receiving intel

[The United Colonies of Earth]

"We don't get to fight dictatorships as much anymore. Usually it's some kind of local mob or plurality that got out of hand before the proconsul was able to reel it in. Oh well. One more bunch of fucks to whack until they obey the Constitution."

- UCE Army soldier deploying for the Janpian Intervention

[Peoples Republic Bulbastan]

"These weak will solider break beneath strength of great power military of People's Republic Bulbastan! Perhaps death happen, however am comfort in knowledge that I live on through kingdom of Heaven and legacy of my fight and sacrifice on mortal earth. Glory to Bondaruk and Father Lukashenka!"

- Recruit Muhammetnazar Herasimenia, 3rd Sniper Corps