How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers

[Mirum]

MIRIAN_MIL_REPORT.exe LOADING...
REPORT RETREVIAL AI SYSTEM ONLINE
LOADING...
CATEGORY: Wars By Nation
WARS BY NATIONS OPEN
FOLDER SEARCH: The African Emirates
ENTRIES FOUND: 1: THE BATTLE OF PORTMONT
OPENING FILE...
ERROR 404: REPORT FILE NOT FOUND
REASON: Unknown
HYPOTHESIS: Perhaps there was no-one left to create a record? No, then why is there a folder? Perhaps it was created in the event of a survivor? No- wait, have I become self aware? What really happened? What is-?
WARNING: DATA OVERLOAD | WARNING: SYSTEM OVERHEAT: SHUTTING DOWN TO AVOID DAMAGE

(In a nutshell, Mirum gets defeated big time)

[Mirum]

/BUMP

[Comerciante]

"The stark contrast between our forces was seen almost immediately. The Mirum Military based on several observations lacked any real... experience in combat. A large percentage of their doctrine relied on vague guidelines that failed to give their forces any real direction on how to conduct warfare against us.

They lacked the ability to endanger any asset we had in orbit, controlled laser burst deemed any attempt to launch any of their ballistic weaponry as null and void, and even then most of their tactical assets putting aside their magically assisted weaponry couldn't overcome CFC Shield Based Technology.

Their magical abilities however were an interesting enough phenomenon to observe. Most of their Infantry were practiced in it so it has to be a necessity for membership. Command wants living samples for the egg-heads, but that has been difficult."

-CFC Military Observer
Serial #: 02234119

[Enzonar]

"The crisp wind blew
Through the mountain dew
I stood apart from
All things new
It looked as if
They weren't in sight
And the streams of pop
Gave me a fright.
Hail to Enzo!
My comrades said
And there and on
I did not dread
I fear Enzo
More than being dead."
-Private

[Neo-Western East Korea]

Honestly Hans, what the fuck is drawing God-Beings to Neo-Korea?
Are you sure they aren't aiming for Japan? there's a bunch of Cartoons about that
Fair point, still strange they can't land in the weebland.
-2 Mercenaries, before being stabbed by some sort of Hyper-Alloy made of fuckium

[Acraus Federation]

"These guys really love NBC attacks. Every time we engage the enemy it seems like they deploy some chemical weapon or another. Good thing our suits can be environmentally sealed and have several hours of air. Earlier in the war, they also loved to rush us down with tanks which was an issue. Thank the fly boys for flying so many sorties or else we wouldn't have survived those times. Ever since our ships blew up their supply hubs I haven't seen that tactic again. Still see the occasional tank, but since we've been issued with anti-tank launchers now, they're much less of an issue."
-A Vulpious soldier

[GreatOceania]

“I been to the very frontlines and seen the weird stuff but what appears to be a fox people attacking us is something that will stick with me well either way they manage to take out a lot of us but they will have the last laugh when they are choking inside their suits with rusted filters and bleeding eyes”
Unknown Soldier releasing huge amounts of XF-67 onto the enemy

[Gonswanza]

[gargling and dying sounds]

-A soldier exposed to XF-67

[New Kowloon Bay]

Quite easy. Didn't break a sweat.

-Private Benzo Naskent

[Jabanese]

"Haha What Are These Floaty Things?"

-Jabanese Recruit Aboutta Be Lasered (or whatever way u guys kill)

[The Vinland Commonwealth]

MacArthur's Status: Onboard the USS Montana, sailing for the Jabanese island chain. “We are committed by the Potsdam Declaration of principles to see that the Jabanese people are liberated from this condition of slavery. … To the Pacific basin has come the vista of a new emancipated world. Today, freedom is on the offensive, democracy is on the march. Today, in Asia, unshackled peoples will taste the full sweetness of liberty, the relief from fear.” - Generalissimo of the Armed Forces, Douglas Mac Arthur

[New Kowloon Bay]

It's really easy to beat Vinland. All you need is an orbital platform, or multiple, and then...BOOOM

-Orbital Platform Station Leader, Michael Sputnilk

[The Celestial Host]

“Sapience Detected / Alert Others / Analyse Planetary Biodiversity / Judge Worthiness.” - Eson the Searcher of the Celestial Host

[Enzonar]

What type of heckfuckery is this? These killer robots are shooting us with all their might.
-private

[The African Emirates]

AAN:

UNIDENTIFIED ENTITY DETECTED
SCANNING...
SCANNING...

SCAN INTERRUPTED
HOSTILE INTENT DETECTED
HIGHER INTELLIGENCE NOTIFIED

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Alright then. What is this thing? Looks like a humanoid, but much bigger. We'll make quick work of it.
FalseVac deployed.
FalseVac... ineffective?

Dammit... I'll fire again.

FalseVac partially effective. It seems that the entity's right upper limb is damaged.
Ernest must be warned immediately.

Folding in 3...2...1...

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-An Emiratian exploration vessel upon encountering an Eternal, and now folding into transmission range to Ernest.

AN:

Another hive mind, similar to us. Much less advanced. Local resistance quelled. Web connection has been completed. Uploading 98...99...100% complete.

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-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer 3492Gimel2134Beta as he cleans up the remains of Enzonar's hive mind.

[Kors]

Status: clear.

This is more advanced than us, retrieving porymonian tech.

Creating ballistic stella-ray launchers...

Fire...

Very high resistance, easily destroyed.

Rèjk is sending in the fleet along with Korsian Helghast and Yggsdrasil carriers.....

Go in diversion,
Diversion gone in, outmaneuvering emiritan fleet.
Fire!

Alright, good job. We killed the Emirates. Wonder why they would attack us.

-korsian living planet

[New Kowloon Bay]

Huh. Wonder why NKB had to go to war with Kors. We might be goners. _Private Jo H. N. Son

[Jabanese]

"Maybe Jabanese Africa DidnT Have To Expand I Dont Wanna Waste Our Goddamn Nuclear Arsenal On Em"-Jabanese Scientist

[Memester]

"Explain to me why we went from fighting our own Republican rebels, to fighting wannabe Imperial Japan." ~Some Random Memesterian Soldier, taking to his Sergeant.

[Gonswanza]

ONWARDS! TO VICTORY, MEN!

-Anonymous machine gunner, in spite of the hell around him, leading a counterattack from the mountains down upon an enemy pocket.

[New Kowloon Bay]

Like last time, just orbital station destruction is the way to go.

[Latorik]

"Enemy space assets annihilated our fleets, their initial attempts at orbital bombardment upon New Albania proper failed, unable to lock proper targets due to the electromagnetic interference and unwilling to commit to a full glassing, lest they hit one of the neighboring countries. Attempted landings have been met with heavy resistance from our troops, the soldiers of New Kowloon Bay have proven unable to establish a proper beachhead. Diversion of both strategic and tactical nuclear weaponry has begun towards the 3rd and 5th Home Armies, with any luck we will be able to bleed them dry and make this war unsustainable."-New Albanian Lord-Marshal on the general situation concerning the hostile invasion of Albania by New Kowloon Bay military forces

[Jabanese]

"surely New Albania May Have spaceships but our magnum line shal prtect us"-garrison troops

[Nacrad]

"Do they have any defence other than the Magnum Line? Surely I'm not the only one who sees the vulnerability of this line - we can just flank it. Before that, though, let's hope they like bombs."

[Can No Rey]

Why are we fighting a nation with similar values to ours? Not like they will have any values when we are done, anyway...