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Mirum
Envoy
 
Posts: 277
Founded: May 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Mirum » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:32 am

AAN:

"Oh great. It's them. Here we go again." -A Mirian helicopter pilot, as this plays.

(Yeah, we can't match them for too long. Tactics, you know? They are just too good with their equipment for us to withstand a long war. We might win for a bit, but not for long.)

AN:

ERROR 404- MILITARY FACTBOOK NOT FOUND

EDIT:

I should clarify this.

ERROR 404- MILITARY FACTBOOK NOT FOUND
ERROR 404- MIRIAN MILITARY NOT FOUND- PERHAPS THEY ALL FLED?
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A MT and Fantasy Nation. This Nation Does Not Represent My Views. NS Stats Null-And-Void.

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The Conciousness
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Sep 30, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Conciousness » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:35 am

Mirum wrote:AAN:

"Oh great. It's them. Here we go again." -A Mirian helicopter pilot, as this plays.


AN:

ERROR 404- MILITARY FACTBOOK NOT FOUND


I'm not sure why an omnipotent being that can create and destroy matter needs a military factbook, I feel like the regular factbook is good enough.
I DO NOT USE NS STATS
Forget everything i've said previously on the forums, i'm reworking my nation and trying not to be as weird as last time

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Sky Reavers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 979
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Sky Reavers » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:39 am

"We fought many different soldiers of different countries, and these folks from South Americanastan are less uptight than average army. But their marksmen are skilled, can even shoot greandes, which is awesome as hell! But, whenever we raid their encampments, we manage to find cards and money they are playin' for. Our VTOLs help to fight their air forces. Either way, this is a fight with a slightly unconventional army, which is a lil' bit different and makes us to adjust some tactics, accounting for their skill and unconventional routines mixed with mostly conventional ones. Not the msot dangeorus foe, but still put up a worthy fight."-Man-at-arms.

Ninja Mirum

"What I managed to snatch after accepting that drunken dare, going to Mirum military base and escaping it in a shootout with their soldeirs was a bunch of their documents about military protocols, their terms, slang, language and some gun, named after their templates, it's nice and such, but these plans gonna help us to understand their combat language, eavesdrop on their communications and make up a quick counter tactics. Now, do I deserve booze for this? Or I am gonna have to run through New Providence naked, once I am back home?"-Gunslinger, who attempted a stealth mission on a drunken dare.
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Sky Reavers are retconned Skyhooked. A bunch of crazy, wild everpartying semi-anarchists, who are resistant to cold, heat and diseases, can can proccess booze like hell. MT/PMT tech. Wanna know more or have a request? It's here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=505973

Remember, the fact, that we are semi-anarchy doesn't mena, that ya' can go around and rob random people. We still got law and order, loose as they are.

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The Conciousness
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Sep 30, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Conciousness » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:42 am

Sky Reavers wrote:"We fought many different soldiers of different countries, and these folks from South Americanastan are less uptight than average army. But their marksmen are skilled, can even shoot greandes, which is awesome as hell! But, whenever we raid their encampments, we manage to find cards and money they are playin' for. Our VTOLs help to fight their air forces. Either way, this is a fight with a slightly unconventional army, which is a lil' bit different and makes us to adjust some tactics, accounting for their skill and unconventional routines mixed with mostly conventional ones. Not the msot dangeorus foe, but still put up a worthy fight."-Man-at-arms.

bro got double-ninja'd
I DO NOT USE NS STATS
Forget everything i've said previously on the forums, i'm reworking my nation and trying not to be as weird as last time

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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:54 am

Sky Reavers wrote:"We fought many different soldiers of different countries, and these folks from South Americanastan are less uptight than average army. But their marksmen are skilled, can even shoot greandes, which is awesome as hell! But, whenever we raid their encampments, we manage to find cards and money they are playin' for. Our VTOLs help to fight their air forces. Either way, this is a fight with a slightly unconventional army, which is a lil' bit different and makes us to adjust some tactics, accounting for their skill and unconventional routines mixed with mostly conventional ones. Not the msot dangeorus foe, but still put up a worthy fight."-Man-at-arms.

Ninja Mirum

"What I managed to snatch after accepting that drunken dare, going to Mirum military base and escaping it in a shootout with their soldeirs was a bunch of their documents about military protocols, their terms, slang, language and some gun, named after their templates, it's nice and such, but these plans gonna help us to understand their combat language, eavesdrop on their communications and make up a quick counter tactics. Now, do I deserve booze for this? Or I am gonna have to run through New Providence naked, once I am back home?"-Gunslinger, who attempted a stealth mission on a drunken dare.

"for the scraps of metal and leather they call a uniform and their insistance on trying to close to CQC, I can't doubt their overall professionalism. Their willingness to charge an MG position with warclubs was certainly shocking, but they were entirely serious. What the hell is going on here?" -Crysukon NCO
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This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
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Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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Enzonar
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Nov 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Enzonar » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:47 am

Get killed. These guys will be tough, but we have the science.
Gran
I need to make an actual factbook
If my nation was based off my political views, I would be in prison.
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The Xaviet Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:51 am

It's not what we're....used to

and well, they might have obliterating laser balls of death

but that just makes it a fairer fight

one division can be replaced

but our honour cannot

NO I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET TURNED INTO SPAGHETTI JUST CHARGE THAT WEIRD LASER ROBOT THING!
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Gonswanza
Minister
 
Posts: 3128
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Mon Sep 06, 2021 10:00 am

SO. MANY. PEOPLE. AAAAAA-

-Anonymous drone operator
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Praise our glorious leader Laura Ortiz!
Yea, I sell things. Lots of things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Swertania
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Swertania » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:12 pm

"I moved out of America because I didn't want to be drone bombed and now I have worry about 300 of them flying over my head. F*ck this war."

-Paul Phillip Newman, Armed Militia and Defector
Swertania is open for business



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Jabanese
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: May 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Jabanese » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:25 pm

"it seems unfair to fight a new nation huh but a war is a war"-friedrech
During WW2 We Were A Dominion Of Both Imperial Japan And The Italian Empire More Like Puppet But The ITALIANS MANAGE TO WIN EVERY BATTLE IN THE JABANESE ISLE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN

Jabanese Puppets And Colonies-Jabanese Africa and Manchukon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qjuvLFNFKA&t=32s

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Enzonar
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Posts: 51
Founded: Nov 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Enzonar » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:28 pm

A tasty sushi roll
-Eternal overlord Desmond gran
I need to make an actual factbook
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Azur Deutschland
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Posts: 712
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:32 pm

"Huh, they don't have a military."

Gretel Strauss
✠ The Magische Rozenreich of Azur Deutschland ✠
"Rozen der Hoffnung. Für das Vaterland."
A world of magic and wonder, created by the twin magical azure roses who saved and rebuilt the Fatherland.
Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara" - Magia German Cover - Sylvia and Julienne miss Oomiya Sakura

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Unified Communist Councils
Envoy
 
Posts: 254
Founded: Jul 22, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Unified Communist Councils » Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:00 pm

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Veteran Assault Fighter Platform Pilot, Second Lieutenant Yuliya Tarasova Says:

"So you take the most advanced fighting force on Erudia and pit it against a capable invader that makes extensive use of magecraft. It's fascinating, to say the least. To face the Azur Wehrmacht in warfare is a contest of wit, their technology is highly integrated with their arcane magecraft. Magecraft is not magic, it is still very much a science, albeit a relatively recent field of science that is barely understood by non-Iwonese proles. To fight against their unmatched mobility is to fight insurrectionists in a jungle with a heavy tank. Our protracted warfare doctrines are still applicable nonetheless and generally, the outcomes of engagements are decided by the strategic and tactical wit of the commanders as their thaumaturgical elements add various factors to the strategy table. Without resorting to weapons of mass destruction, the battlefield becomes one gigantic graveyard of two equally matched and giant militaries. You never know when an Aerial Mage battalion might be concealing themselves behind the nearby ridgeline, biding their time for an ambush. Personally, their Armored Mages strike off to me as very crude machinations of an Assault Fighter Platform. Nevertheless, it saddens my heart having to bear witness such young girls be sent off into combat but such is the inescapable reality of warfare, is it not? Their army is a grim reminder that not every soldier is a volunteer."
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OVERVIEW | MILITARY | PERSONS OF INTEREST | ANTHEM OF THE ALL-UNION
【Seonjeon TV:】『Formalisation of the Energy Accounting System』 | 『Paibeu-Seutajeu Joint Venture develops Photonic CPU of the Future』|『Major Breakthrough in Room-Temperature "Cold" Nuclear Fusion After Decades of Research』|『Massive Military Operations in Hongli Borderland Region Weed Out 15% of ELID Infestation After 55 Days』

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Gonswanza
Minister
 
Posts: 3128
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Tue Sep 07, 2021 2:32 am

I can't tell where one battalion of their enemy forces ends and the next begins. God, there's too many bodies... AND WHY. I signed up to be a drone operator, not some machine gunner! ARG!

-Anonymous gunner at a hidden position in a jungle, manning an M134 to rain hell upon invading troops.

As a note, the invasion is long and bloody but eventually turns into a total loss for Gonswanza... Before it's all cleansed in nuclear fire.
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Praise our glorious leader Laura Ortiz!
Yea, I sell things. Lots of things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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The African Emirates
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Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Tue Sep 07, 2021 5:30 am

They had some potential, of course, but their so-called 'Colossus' was not even a minor threat to the 10 assimilant-seeders on the surface. Bunkers have been breached and cleared with minimal effort. Uploading is commencing.


-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer-391Phi012382849Reish's post-invasion notes of the planet on which the human faction "Gonswanza" had previously been
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

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The Fallen City of Rapture
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Fallen City of Rapture » Tue Sep 07, 2021 5:55 am

“**** the doubters, ruining everything- even my hair! Can’t keep the good stuff forever! Dumb sons of...wait...never mind, I need some rest so tired...Mama-Daddy-Baby-Mama-Daddy-Baby-Mama-Daddy-Baby-”
- A Splicer, wearing nothing but an underwear and socks, stained brown, yellow, and red, surrounded by "dead fishes" while muttering something about mamas, daddies, and babies
Andrew Ryan’s Ayn Randian Anarchocapitalist Underwater City
“LOOK AT YOU, HIDEOUS! LOOK IN THE MIRROR, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!”

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New Kowloon Bay
Diplomat
 
Posts: 631
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Kowloon Bay » Tue Sep 07, 2021 5:57 am

Well, we've encountered them before. Now, BOMB THEM TO DEATH! NOT ONE OF THE SPLICERS SHALL SURVIVE!
-Air Force Divison Mickey Johnsons
Yeah I don't know when I'm set in.
yet another uh.....
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GSA always will be missed

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GreatOceania
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1562
Founded: Mar 25, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby GreatOceania » Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:10 am

“Here they come Mortar teams and those with RL-83s take out their Armor everyone start shooting they are gonna have a hard time trying to get us up here”
-Unknown Oceanian Soldier in a trench on a mountain
Taste the Victory with Victory-Ration What's for Lunch? Victory my Hunch!
Times I hurt someone's feelings and got banned from their thread: 2
We sell military surplus and robots to 2nd and 3rd world nations
Trading 2 barrels of oil for a car doesn't make you a superpower or trade empire

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Swertania
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Swertania » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:02 pm

"Here they are men. The ideological enemy itself. Authoritarianism in it's purest form. Who cares it they have more men than have hair on our heads. Or that they have military grade weapons. Or that they have a navy, air force and what have you. We have something they don't. We have freedom. So men we today... What? Where did everybody go?"
-Henry Redmond, Famous Last Words
Swertania is open for business



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Gonswanza
Minister
 
Posts: 3128
Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:14 pm

Uhh... I guess it's free real estate?

-Anonymous rifleman, sent in with a mechanized unit and a few other units to take over, noting the sheer lack of resistance as the country is sweeped and swiftly conquered without consequnce.

[ERR: No factbook found for military]
Praise our glorious leader Laura Ortiz!
Yea, I sell things. Lots of things. KTO Member!
Amistad Declaration signatory! Down with slavery!
[GNN] Check [hyperlink blocked] for further instructions or [frequency blocked]. /// Finland holds off Russian advance, Baltic sea turned into a "bathtub from hell". /// Strange signals from space, likely a dysfunctional probe /// New body armor rolling off the line, onto Gonswanzan soldiers /// Canada declares war against the US after a bloody coup. /// Japan deploys infantry to Korea, post-unification.

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Neo-Western East Korea
Diplomat
 
Posts: 556
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neo-Western East Korea » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:30 pm

Their drones are a great threat to us on the general sense, but if we can get boots on the ground we should be able to sue for a peace where we get a small island or 2, possibly build a small trading area on one of the ones we capture.
-Results of the Military High Command meeting dedicated to the assault of Gonswanza

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New Kowloon Bay
Diplomat
 
Posts: 631
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Kowloon Bay » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:15 pm

...so last time the other nation tried to attack us with mortars...

send in the energy shielding and the MECHAS please.

-General Xin Huafung
Yeah I don't know when I'm set in.
yet another uh.....
NKB News:


More information here.

GSA always will be missed

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The Fallen City of Rapture
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Fallen City of Rapture » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:27 pm

“Boss says we just board their ships and turn them on their own. Plan worked, a lot of them died. Then Boss says he’s done nuking the SOBs, so we won…but he didn’t give me more ADAM…BOSS YOU PROMISED YOU SON OF A- Oh…I don’t want to make Boss mad again…”
- A Splicer, and now, this Splicer is in the nude, look away
Andrew Ryan’s Ayn Randian Anarchocapitalist Underwater City
“LOOK AT YOU, HIDEOUS! LOOK IN THE MIRROR, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!”

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Posts: 1447
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:37 pm

“At first they posed a bit of a problem and stopped a couple of our cruisers cold somehow, but then our sharks got to ‘em and we learned there’s an upper limit to the number of targets they can handle. Once we learned that, well… you ever seen a shark feeding frenzy? That image is a lot more appropriate than folks might be comfortable with.” -Deep Kraken Thane, washing bloodstains off a sub
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.
I SUPPORT KRAVEN

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Tue Sep 07, 2021 5:39 pm

I have committed multiple tactical errors in the invasion of these "Caleshans", each larger than the last. After warping several destroyers to the site of 10 destroyed Assimilants, the native population were able to breach the ship, whether through seemingly hurling themselves through the ship or utilizing a form of teleportation. However, the ship's ANA nanites sealed the breach quickly, and the invaders suffocated before being able to incapacitate the vessels. No information was taken, out of an abundance of caution for their teleportation abilities being able to reach Superstructure-0.

Obtainment of these forms of teleportation and possible mass-manipulation is imperative, whether through force or through trade. Given their technical similarities to the previously encountered spacefaring political entity known as "Godular", an trade agreement is highly recommended. It would not just let us leap farther into our universe, but possibly into others.



-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer-Vav1320480921Sigma203 in their post-operation report to Ernest. He has become personally involved.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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