How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers

[Mirum]

AAN:

"Oh great. It's them. Here we go again." -A Mirian helicopter pilot, as this plays.

(Yeah, we can't match them for too long. Tactics, you know? They are just too good with their equipment for us to withstand a long war. We might win for a bit, but not for long.)

AN:

ERROR 404- MILITARY FACTBOOK NOT FOUND

EDIT:

I should clarify this.

ERROR 404- MILITARY FACTBOOK NOT FOUND
ERROR 404- MIRIAN MILITARY NOT FOUND- PERHAPS THEY ALL FLED?

[The Conciousness]

AAN:

"Oh great. It's them. Here we go again." -A Mirian helicopter pilot, as this plays.


AN:

ERROR 404- MILITARY FACTBOOK NOT FOUND

I'm not sure why an omnipotent being that can create and destroy matter needs a military factbook, I feel like the regular factbook is good enough.

[Sky Reavers]

"We fought many different soldiers of different countries, and these folks from South Americanastan are less uptight than average army. But their marksmen are skilled, can even shoot greandes, which is awesome as hell! But, whenever we raid their encampments, we manage to find cards and money they are playin' for. Our VTOLs help to fight their air forces. Either way, this is a fight with a slightly unconventional army, which is a lil' bit different and makes us to adjust some tactics, accounting for their skill and unconventional routines mixed with mostly conventional ones. Not the msot dangeorus foe, but still put up a worthy fight."-Man-at-arms.

Ninja Mirum

"What I managed to snatch after accepting that drunken dare, going to Mirum military base and escaping it in a shootout with their soldeirs was a bunch of their documents about military protocols, their terms, slang, language and some gun, named after their templates, it's nice and such, but these plans gonna help us to understand their combat language, eavesdrop on their communications and make up a quick counter tactics. Now, do I deserve booze for this? Or I am gonna have to run through New Providence naked, once I am back home?"-Gunslinger, who attempted a stealth mission on a drunken dare.

[The Conciousness]

"We fought many different soldiers of different countries, and these folks from South Americanastan are less uptight than average army. But their marksmen are skilled, can even shoot greandes, which is awesome as hell! But, whenever we raid their encampments, we manage to find cards and money they are playin' for. Our VTOLs help to fight their air forces. Either way, this is a fight with a slightly unconventional army, which is a lil' bit different and makes us to adjust some tactics, accounting for their skill and unconventional routines mixed with mostly conventional ones. Not the msot dangeorus foe, but still put up a worthy fight."-Man-at-arms.

bro got double-ninja'd

[Crysuko]

"We fought many different soldiers of different countries, and these folks from South Americanastan are less uptight than average army. But their marksmen are skilled, can even shoot greandes, which is awesome as hell! But, whenever we raid their encampments, we manage to find cards and money they are playin' for. Our VTOLs help to fight their air forces. Either way, this is a fight with a slightly unconventional army, which is a lil' bit different and makes us to adjust some tactics, accounting for their skill and unconventional routines mixed with mostly conventional ones. Not the msot dangeorus foe, but still put up a worthy fight."-Man-at-arms.

Ninja Mirum

"What I managed to snatch after accepting that drunken dare, going to Mirum military base and escaping it in a shootout with their soldeirs was a bunch of their documents about military protocols, their terms, slang, language and some gun, named after their templates, it's nice and such, but these plans gonna help us to understand their combat language, eavesdrop on their communications and make up a quick counter tactics. Now, do I deserve booze for this? Or I am gonna have to run through New Providence naked, once I am back home?"-Gunslinger, who attempted a stealth mission on a drunken dare.

"for the scraps of metal and leather they call a uniform and their insistance on trying to close to CQC, I can't doubt their overall professionalism. Their willingness to charge an MG position with warclubs was certainly shocking, but they were entirely serious. What the hell is going on here?" -Crysukon NCO

[Enzonar]

Get killed. These guys will be tough, but we have the science.
Gran

[The Xaviet Empire]

It's not what we're....used to

and well, they might have obliterating laser balls of death

but that just makes it a fairer fight

one division can be replaced

but our honour cannot

NO I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET TURNED INTO SPAGHETTI JUST CHARGE THAT WEIRD LASER ROBOT THING!

[Gonswanza]

SO. MANY. PEOPLE. AAAAAA-

-Anonymous drone operator

[Swertania]

"I moved out of America because I didn't want to be drone bombed and now I have worry about 300 of them flying over my head. F*ck this war."

-Paul Phillip Newman, Armed Militia and Defector

[Jabanese]

"it seems unfair to fight a new nation huh but a war is a war"-friedrech

[Enzonar]

A tasty sushi roll
-Eternal overlord Desmond gran

[Azur Deutschland]

"Huh, they don't have a military."

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Gretel Strauss

[Unified Communist Councils]

Veteran Assault Fighter Platform Pilot, Second Lieutenant Yuliya Tarasova Says: "So you take the most advanced fighting force on Erudia and pit it against a capable invader that makes extensive use of magecraft. It's fascinating, to say the least. To face the Azur Wehrmacht in warfare is a contest of wit, their technology is highly integrated with their arcane magecraft. Magecraft is not magic, it is still very much a science, albeit a relatively recent field of science that is barely understood by non-Iwonese proles. To fight against their unmatched mobility is to fight insurrectionists in a jungle with a heavy tank. Our protracted warfare doctrines are still applicable nonetheless and generally, the outcomes of engagements are decided by the strategic and tactical wit of the commanders as their thaumaturgical elements add various factors to the strategy table. Without resorting to weapons of mass destruction, the battlefield becomes one gigantic graveyard of two equally matched and giant militaries. You never know when an Aerial Mage battalion might be concealing themselves behind the nearby ridgeline, biding their time for an ambush. Personally, their Armored Mages strike off to me as very crude machinations of an Assault Fighter Platform. Nevertheless, it saddens my heart having to bear witness such young girls be sent off into combat but such is the inescapable reality of warfare, is it not? Their army is a grim reminder that not every soldier is a volunteer."

[Gonswanza]

I can't tell where one battalion of their enemy forces ends and the next begins. God, there's too many bodies... AND WHY. I signed up to be a drone operator, not some machine gunner! ARG!

-Anonymous gunner at a hidden position in a jungle, manning an M134 to rain hell upon invading troops.

As a note, the invasion is long and bloody but eventually turns into a total loss for Gonswanza... Before it's all cleansed in nuclear fire.

[The African Emirates]

They had some potential, of course, but their so-called 'Colossus' was not even a minor threat to the 10 assimilant-seeders on the surface. Bunkers have been breached and cleared with minimal effort. Uploading is commencing.

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-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer-391Phi012382849Reish's post-invasion notes of the planet on which the human faction "Gonswanza" had previously been

[The Fallen City of Rapture]

“**** the doubters, ruining everything- even my hair! Can’t keep the good stuff forever! Dumb sons of...wait...never mind, I need some rest so tired...Mama-Daddy-Baby-Mama-Daddy-Baby-Mama-Daddy-Baby-”
- A Splicer, wearing nothing but an underwear and socks, stained brown, yellow, and red, surrounded by "dead fishes" while muttering something about mamas, daddies, and babies

[New Kowloon Bay]

Well, we've encountered them before. Now, BOMB THEM TO DEATH! NOT ONE OF THE SPLICERS SHALL SURVIVE!
-Air Force Divison Mickey Johnsons

[GreatOceania]

“Here they come Mortar teams and those with RL-83s take out their Armor everyone start shooting they are gonna have a hard time trying to get us up here”
-Unknown Oceanian Soldier in a trench on a mountain

[Swertania]

"Here they are men. The ideological enemy itself. Authoritarianism in it's purest form. Who cares it they have more men than have hair on our heads. Or that they have military grade weapons. Or that they have a navy, air force and what have you. We have something they don't. We have freedom. So men we today... What? Where did everybody go?"
-Henry Redmond, Famous Last Words

[Gonswanza]

Uhh... I guess it's free real estate?

-Anonymous rifleman, sent in with a mechanized unit and a few other units to take over, noting the sheer lack of resistance as the country is sweeped and swiftly conquered without consequnce.

[ERR: No factbook found for military]

[Neo-Western East Korea]

Their drones are a great threat to us on the general sense, but if we can get boots on the ground we should be able to sue for a peace where we get a small island or 2, possibly build a small trading area on one of the ones we capture.
-Results of the Military High Command meeting dedicated to the assault of Gonswanza

[New Kowloon Bay]

...so last time the other nation tried to attack us with mortars...

send in the energy shielding and the MECHAS please.

-General Xin Huafung

[The Fallen City of Rapture]

“Boss says we just board their ships and turn them on their own. Plan worked, a lot of them died. Then Boss says he’s done nuking the SOBs, so we won…but he didn’t give me more ADAM…BOSS YOU PROMISED YOU SON OF A- Oh…I don’t want to make Boss mad again…”
- A Splicer, and now, this Splicer is in the nude, look away

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

“At first they posed a bit of a problem and stopped a couple of our cruisers cold somehow, but then our sharks got to ‘em and we learned there’s an upper limit to the number of targets they can handle. Once we learned that, well… you ever seen a shark feeding frenzy? That image is a lot more appropriate than folks might be comfortable with.” -Deep Kraken Thane, washing bloodstains off a sub

[The African Emirates]

I have committed multiple tactical errors in the invasion of these "Caleshans", each larger than the last. After warping several destroyers to the site of 10 destroyed Assimilants, the native population were able to breach the ship, whether through seemingly hurling themselves through the ship or utilizing a form of teleportation. However, the ship's ANA nanites sealed the breach quickly, and the invaders suffocated before being able to incapacitate the vessels. No information was taken, out of an abundance of caution for their teleportation abilities being able to reach Superstructure-0.

Obtainment of these forms of teleportation and possible mass-manipulation is imperative, whether through force or through trade. Given their technical similarities to the previously encountered spacefaring political entity known as "Godular", an trade agreement is highly recommended. It would not just let us leap farther into our universe, but possibly into others.

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-Emiratian Assimilation Overseer-Vav1320480921Sigma203 in their post-operation report to Ernest. He has become personally involved.