How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers

[The Archetypal Future Tech Space Empire]

“No enemy, no army.”
- A TAFTSE Space Marine

“Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?”
- Another TAFTSE Space Marine

[New Zoigai]

AU when someone doesn't want their fictional nation to fight with soviet era equipment even though this said fictional nation takes place on an entirely different planet and has an entirely different historie than the real world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TqrSVTdK5s

Also, that Pokémon joke sucks. Imagine simping for a water cat

IC:

"I don't think there is anything we can do here. They somehow magically teleported through our defenses and are impervious to almost anything we throw at them. It's almost like they are gag characters from a 1970s cartoon"- A 35-year-old soldier 2 minutes before getting turned into Jello

[The Holy Dragon Imperium]

"The mechanized warfare between us has been interesting. Our tanks are much smaller so we're usually the ones that see them first so we get off the first shots. In addition, the numbers are very much on our side. The issue is the mechs that came with their tanks. There's not of them, I don't think there's more than 5 of them on the planet, but they're tough. One took on an entire battalion of conquer tanks with another battalion of hammer siege tanks providing support. Despite all that firepower focused on the mech we had to retreat while the mech didn't even have a scratch on it. The only time we took one down was when a pair wondered too close to a templar's hiding place. She dashed out, scaled the mech like it wasn't a 40 meter war machine, and cut open the cockpit in the blink of an eye. She then mind controlled the pilot and had him open fire with all weapons on his friend. Wonder how he's dealing with everything after he was released from mind control with both him and his mech captured?"
-A kobold sergeant

[The Distanic Confederacy]

"The mechanized warfare between us has been interesting. Our tanks are much smaller so we're usually the ones that see them first so we get off the first shots. In addition, the numbers are very much on our side. The issue is the mechs that came with their tanks. There's not of them, I don't think there's more than 5 of them on the planet, but they're tough. One took on an entire battalion of conquer tanks with another battalion of hammer siege tanks providing support. Despite all that firepower focused on the mech we had to retreat while the mech didn't even have a scratch on it. The only time we took one down was when a pair wondered too close to a templar's hiding place. She dashed out, scaled the mech like it wasn't a 40 meter war machine, and cut open the cockpit in the blink of an eye. She then mind controlled the pilot and had him open fire with all weapons on his friend. Wonder how he's dealing with everything after he was released from mind control with both him and his mech captured?"
-A kobold sergeant

A Combined Bosno-Distanic defence force attempts to fend off planet-fall invasion from the HDI So far the defence has been admirable. Despite their weak infantry force being no match for our forces as our weapons punch straight through their armour. their psykers however have been causing problems as they seem to be able to project some kind of protective field and their psionic powers have been inflicting noticeable casualties on us. Word from command has come in yesterday that we are going to be receiving psi blockers soon so that should help us defeat this invasion force quicker. So far the battle is undetermined as we need to establish void supremacy and last I heard from command they were sending the 74th void fleet to establish planetary control. Judging from what I can see up there the battle is fairly even. -A report from a Distanic Sargent from the 712th planetary guard division

[Indecent Anime Empire]

Welp here go again -_- crushing the enemy between our thighs )0o0(

[The Freedom Party]

Guardsman’s Status: Pretty angry “We’re fighting the goddamn Japs now? Sonofa...better them than a band of f***ing [N word with the hard ‘R’ and plural] with guns. I’ll get back to reducing the populations of those raggedy, big-lipped, bug-eyed, back-stabbing [N word in plural].” - A Freedom Party Guardsman

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

I am really happy that we get to fight the racist bas%^&s, because we belive in equailty

- Private W

[Sky Reavers]

"Manipulatin' them is rather easy. They get more aggressive and irrational, when fightin' black dudes and thus tend to make more mistakes and waste more ammo. I don't know, what is their issue with folks with more melatonin in skin, but they are just a bunch of assholes and we enjoy shootin' them. They tend ot rely on artillery, so we use ligher vehicles, that can change position before their retalitation reaches the land and we also outmaneuver their vehicles and strike at logistics not only from air, but also from the land. They ain't gonna hold for long, but might be a pain in the ass to get rid of thier holdouts after we occupy the areas."-Man-at-arms.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

Wait sorry wrong how YN soldiers thread.
/skipme

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

"Manipulatin' them is rather easy. They get more aggressive and irrational, when fightin' black dudes and thus tend to make more mistakes and waste more ammo. I don't know, what is their issue with folks with more melatonin in skin, but they are just a bunch of assholes and we enjoy shootin' them. They tend ot rely on artillery, so we use ligher vehicles, that can change position before their retalitation reaches the land and we also outmaneuver their vehicles and strike at logistics not only from air, but also from the land. They ain't gonna hold for long, but might be a pain in the ass to get rid of thier holdouts after we occupy the areas."-Man-at-arms.

"Their spirit is firey, and their ingenuity admirable, but disorganization and our more advanced technology makes them easy pickings. Fire."

[Enaia]

"They are heavily outnumbered. The revolution will succeed!"

[The Distanic Confederacy]

"Manipulatin' them is rather easy. They get more aggressive and irrational, when fightin' black dudes and thus tend to make more mistakes and waste more ammo. I don't know, what is their issue with folks with more melatonin in skin, but they are just a bunch of assholes and we enjoy shootin' them. They tend ot rely on artillery, so we use ligher vehicles, that can change position before their retalitation reaches the land and we also outmaneuver their vehicles and strike at logistics not only from air, but also from the land. They ain't gonna hold for long, but might be a pain in the ass to get rid of thier holdouts after we occupy the areas."-Man-at-arms.

A pair of aerospace frigates make their patrol over a desert scouting for reaver sightings Inform the aerospace command that the sky reavers are back. Make sure you stand your ground and hold position. as they thrive in disjointed positions. Keep the overlapping sets of fire from the point defense and that should keep the ships safe. As for the ground brigades tell them to set up detection posts and get the scout drones forming grids of surveillance to make sure they do not slip through. If they get past send some gunships to harrass them into slowing, then send a speeder apc to finish them off. -A senior general briefs some more junior commanders on how to fend off a reaver attack

Edit double ninjad

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

We have {[NO DATA]} info on their nation or but we must assume they are strong {(WEAK COMPARED TO THE CHAMBER)}

Ninja'd

They are {[STRONG]} and we may lose {(THE CHAMBER WILL NEVER FALL TO SUCH SIMPLETONS)}

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

/Stillme

[The Distanic Confederacy]

/Stillme

The wreackage of a UTF ship is discovered on one of the icy outer colonies Now that we know how their FTL drives work after we dissected one of their ships from a previous attack we now know how do make advantage of it. By using an over-sized and overclocked version of the Alcubierre drive we can force them out of ftl speeds and straight into the surface of a celestial body or if they are unlucky, the rapid deceleration should mush their crew or tear the ship in two. With some effort we could use a chain of them to, potentially make them unable to leave their systems out of the threat of their ships being destroyed. -The briefing to the senior admirals on how void high command has decided the new belligerent nation will be dealt with

[Lollipop Torture Force]

Diaticans

The below is various beings responses.

They are superior in every way. May we devote our bodies to being shields against the onslaught.

-Confused Mitch of the Gunblowers refused to fight the Dietican

Within the helm of their lives we do latch on and siphon from their many all that could and would be. Their limbs becomes our limbs. Their hearts our sustenance. Their minds our silent prisoners as we turn them to our bloated purposes

Random Kindred

Might good warriors I would claim to believe. Though they can be fooled if one commits to the letting go of the functions of logic. Within the chaos they do become lost resorting to blind firing which acts as beacons to the others.

-Mitchti

[Zanderlock]

The flag alone makes them sh*t themselves.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

The flag alone makes them sh*t themselves.

Dude WTF
/skipme

[Gonswanza]

The nonexistent nation was rolled quickly given there's nothing to really conquer or fight... I mean, aside from random pokemon floating in a void, but potshots were taken against the invaders, given the Gonswanzans were feeling rather bored today. I mean, that's all I got, really, as the narrator, since the AN has no factbooks beyond a pokedex.

[New Zoigai]

We came, we saw, we invaded, we watched their capital fall. I think the whole ordeal took a week or so. I don't know why we were given the worst armor and weaker weapons for this mission though, the aircraft bombardments and the chemical weapons they used killed about 50000 out of the 150,000 they put under my command, hopefully this information isn't shown to the public. Because then they will realize how bad these wars actually get. - A commander commenting on the undersupplied invasion of Gonswanza

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

“We saw, we came, we executed Protocol Delta-Zeta-6-7, and we picked up the scraps of their planet. Good spirit, but primitive weapons, and completely useless, and have done little damage to ours with our defensive capabilities.”

[New Zoigai]

“We saw, we came, we executed Protocol Delta-Zeta-6-7, and we picked up the scraps of their planet. Good spirit, but primitive weapons, and completely useless, and have done little damage to ours.”

Either you were Ninjed or you didnt read my factbooks cus we dont have just one planet. If its the latter /stillme

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

Their shild generators are impenetrable for us and we'll probably stay impenetrable for the next thousand years, this wasn't even a war It was a massacre.

- Private W
Ninja'd

Their starships are larger than we could ever imagine, so large in fact I would believes they would outweigh and outsize our biggest building.

- Private W

[The Rio Grande River Basin]

“We saw, we came, we executed Protocol Delta-Zeta-6-7, and we picked up the scraps of their planet. Good spirit, but primitive weapons, and completely useless, and have done little damage to ours.”

Either you were Ninjed or you didnt read my factbooks cus we dont have just one planet. If its the latter /stillme

No. It’s only an attack on one planet. And your ships are far smaller than mine./skip me

[The Freedom Party]

Guardsman’s Status: Pretty angry “First it’s the Goddamned Yankees at our front door; Second one of our boys getting caught cornholing some [N word plural], and what the f*** is it this time? Oh, F***! These stupid [N word]-lovers and their equality shtick. Sick of it!” - A Freedom Party Guardsman