How YN Soldiers feel about fighting the AN Soldiers

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

"So... one of our guys managed to wipe out the majority of their military by just walking past them while they were so busy playing some computer game called 'Madden 2022' and using their own weapons to destroy their vehicles and any possibility of easily leaving the area... then he cut the power. I could hear the screams from here. Our only regret is that this doesn't make for a particularly epic yarn on the boasting floor." -Night Wolf Warden

[The Distanic Confederacy]

[report] Extreme temporal anomalies detected in the combat sector.
Recovered data suggests they have the ability to manipulate time.
[Suggestion to command] Bombard that area untill nothing remains.

Bridge officer on the DSF Longsword

[The Grand World Order]

"The Distanic Confederacy must be a cargo cult of some sort. Their technology is quite advanced. The way they arrange and employ it, however, is not; the moment a senior commander unironically claims to be a proponent of 'blitzkrieg,' you can dismiss much of their war college's alumni. It's a propaganda term, and they should know better. If something bleeds, though, we can kill it, and my team has been specifically instructed to salvage as much Distanic technology as possible to be reverse engineered and plugged in to Orderian doctrine. On equal footing, I imagine this war's going to go quite differently." -Captain Chukwa-ma Onobanjo, Marine Corps Special Forces Team Four

[Sky Reavers]

"This is the war between order and chaos. With us starrin' as chaos and these fascists as the order. They try to exploit our weaknesses and we use our chaotic mess of everchanging doctrine to counter their efforts in finding the weak spots. Whenver they think they found a clearly visible and exploitable flaw, they just get into a trap we cooked up for them. They are smart though and see most of our traps pretty well and that makes us to go further in creativity and find bes time to use the trap, as they won't make the same mistake twice, unless it's beneficial for them in long term engagement. Ya' gotta fight them at your full power if ya' wanna survive and win da' battle, cuz these fashs are well traned soldiers, who got solid discipline and it's hard to find a flaw in their defenses too. So essentially, this is a symmetric epic battle in da' name of freedom! Many fell, and many more are to come to Valhalla! I might join them too."-Man-at-arms.

[The Distanic Confederacy]

Men you fight for the prosperity and security for the people down below.
The enemy might seem nigh endless you have your comrades at arms and the best weapons the confederacy has to offer
We may be expendable but the trade ships are not as they are the blood vessels that fuel the war effort.
You will stand your ground as long as the ship stays together.
Captain Lance Porter briefing the crew before a Sky Reaver raid.

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

“Ooooh! A FLYING carrier! We’re gonna get some GOOD salvage off of THAT wreck! Let’s see if we can leave a few of those nice jets they have too! Shame they don’t have better missile capability, or this’d be more of a fight. Hooah!” -Hawkeye Guardian

[Kaliitnuunati]

"Well, maybe we can just like.. fire rockets at them! That worked with the insurgency what stops us from systematically destroying everything we see again?"

[Fazbear Entertainment]

"Oh god it's the guys who want to fire missiles at us... evacuate the civilians and move the remnant containing animatronics somewhere safe. What did we do to deserve this?"
-Michael working the dayshift

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

“What exactly are we doing here after dark? Whaddya mean you didn’t like the way that duck looked at you? They’re robots! They stare with that same glassy and vacant stare they were built with! Look, I’m just gonna go, okay? I’ll see myself AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DEVIL DUCK DIE STAB BAD GUYS UNTIL BAD GUYS STOP BEING BAD… okay, I see what you mean…” -Iron Tiger Blooded Warrior, wandering through Fazbear’s after hours (and showing Chica how Caleshan respond to jumpscares)

[Povragen]

"Wear their skin and loot their cities! Leave non alive and eat their organs!!!!!!!!!!1111!!"

[Gonswanza]

This is a joke, right? A vacation. No troops. No military. Nothing. Just vast, barren lands with some random people to stab. Clearly, the most powerful military in the world. WHAT A JOKE.

-An anonymous infantryman.

(Err 404: no military factbooks found. Hell, no information in general really.)

[Greater Victora]

"Loyal warriors of the Emperor! The hour of reckoning is upon us! Those whom you face are the lesser demons of a greater devil! So go forth my brothers and sisters! Go forth and topple the blasphemous works of the unholy Ortiz!" - Lord Marshal Kastavar von Hroth of the 983rd Crusade Fleet

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

"Wear their skin and loot their cities! Leave non alive and eat their organs!!!!!!!!!!1111!!"

Famous last words.

/skip

[Fazbear Entertainment]

"Loyal warriors of the Emperor! The hour of reckoning is upon us! Those whom you face are the lesser demons of a greater devil! So go forth my brothers and sisters! Go forth and topple the blasphemous works of the unholy Ortiz!" - Lord Marshal Kastavar von Hroth of the 983rd Crusade Fleet

"Welp, this is the end for us. We don't even have the ability to deal with a regular military much less a space empire's military. So to anyone who finds the wreckage of this place don't go to the old Circus Baby's Rentals location."
-A night guard

[Luna Bean]

Why are we storming a pizza place again? Its, like, just an off brand Chuck E Cheese. Wait, what's that? HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT THING? FIRE AT WILL, DESTROY IT DON'T LET IT

-The last transmissions of a Luna Beanian infiltration squad

[Godular]

“Whoa, did I fall asleep? Heh! novelty. How did the workers not see me when they closed this place up? Oh! The animatronics are still active! Hi there! I didn’t know you could leave the stage… hmm… well this is awkward. Hmm… I’m amused enough by this that I don’t want to damage this thing getting it off. I wonder if there’s a custodian or something that knows how to disengage this critter’s jaw.” -Godulan Avatar, subsequently trotting around the restaurant with an angry animatronic rabbit latched onto his head…

Above Ninja: “I heard this elicits a response: I’m a cat person! So whatchu gonna do about it?” -Godulan Avatar, treating the resultant dogswarm like a mosh pit

[Lingdao Monastery]

"This is by far one of the most destructive and frightening displays of military technology I've ever displayed... at first it was not that dissimilar from our usual battles, our form and personal strength overpowering their order of battle with some difficulty. Originally starting with their Revenants, they were by far one of the objectively hardest and most terrifying things to face in hand-to-hand combat. While we would usually stay tenant to our code which prevents us from killing, we had to make an except for these as their enhanced strength, agility and power that seemed to rival ours minding their weaponry which, by the reports of some of our generals and survivors of the original battles, could only make small dents in their heavier tanks, forcing them to risk themselves further to pry it open and attack the crew inside. Then after they caught on to our abilities, they took advantage of our lack of range and deployed guns which could seemingly tear apart the reality around a target, fractalizing it and effectively erasing it from existence. Our Electricity monks managed to tank some of their fire, but they were not prepared for the sheer amount of manpower and superior technology involved. Then, they suddenly withdrew, and we had thought we had won the battle... but then, the Avatars came.

Our Soul monks are of some use in assisting us in fighting these giants, but it's become a fair struggle indeed. They've already destroyed part of the city, and despite our best efforts, we know deep down they have an upper hand, so slight yet so crushing in its' grip. We will hope to have diplomatic talks in order to negotiate with these... 'Godulans'."

~a Lingdao monk

[Great Autocria]

"This is why we declared war on them! They are pacifistic religious weaklings that must be crushed by our glorious army! GLORY TO GREAT AUTOCRIA! GLORY TO THE STATE! MOTHER AUTOCRIA IS THE BEST NATION IN THE WORLD! BETTER THAN DOVENISA FOR SURE!!!" -General Patriomos giving an patriotic speech about the war.



For BN: We have the deadly Autocrian Wasp and the Tussismor Virus which are Bio-Weapons used for war are legal. We also have nukes we got in the cold war by the Soviets.

[Yume Park]

"Oh no, why are some of my friends suddenly getting ill..." -soldier (not to be named) after they hear a nuke exploding a couple of miles away.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

You may have the power of Anime on your side, but we have the power of 30mm depleted uranium rounds on ours. You need some kind of special stick to do any harm, we have our own stick we like to call the Hydra 70. Now you get to meet all of the joys of modern conflict, how thrilling!

- R. Jones, IRBAF

[Knights Mare Nostrum]

"Oh no, why are some of my friends suddenly getting ill..." -soldier (not to be named) after they hear a nuke exploding a couple of miles away.

"...are you kidding me? Is this our new enemy!? Magical girls in cargo jackets and ridiculous headbands!? This is a battlefield, not a cosplay convention!"
~A Nostrumic Knight Commander, fully dressed in engraved Nostrumic plate armour with his sword in hand.

"Not to worry. With the will of God on our side, we shall strike with our blades and lances directly into their chest cavity, and smite these foul heathens to- wait, what's this!? I can't see... I CANNOT SEE! I'VE GONE BLIND! O DEAR LORD, LIBERATE ME FROM THIS SUFFOCATION OF DARKNESS, PLEASE! AAAAGH!"

~A Nostrumic Knight under his command, wildingly swinging an axe around and running in panic at being blinded by Yume forces before tripping over.

You may have the power of Anime on your side, but we have the power of 30mm depleted uranium rounds on ours. You need some kind of special stick to do any harm, we have our own stick we like to call the Hydra 70. Now you get to meet all of the joys of modern conflict, how thrilling!

- R. Jones, IRBAF

"Well, they seem to have the inferior numbers, only modern equipment to suffice them, a cozy strategic location in the South Pacific, this shall be an easy conquest. We will- what's that? We've pissed off NATO? Wait, they have multiversal travel capabilities as well...? WHY THE HEAVENS DID YOU NOT TELL ME OF THIS BEFORE WE HAD DRAFTED THE WAR PLAN!?"
~a Nostrumic Grand Cross Commander

[New Zoigai]

"I havent taken up a sword in so long that ive grown rusty. Luckily they cannot penetrate the armor we have been given, they are defenitly good fighters. More skilled than most of us and if it were an even playing field we would probably loose"

- An older soldier giving his comment on fighting the Knights of Mare Nostrum

[Fazbear Entertainment]

"Why do we keep getting raided by nations? can't a restaurant chain have some peace and quite? I swear it's like every other day something like this happens. How are these people even getting here? Maybe if we offer them some Remnant (and how to make it) we can make a peace deal."
-Random Night Guard

[The Distanic Confederacy]

Look I know this might be an overreaction but the things inside there are creeping the hell out of the synths and they keep asking for us to bomb that place into oblivion so why don't we kill 2 birds with one stone and test the new cracker missiles on that place

[Oateria]

"...Jesus christ." -Endejad Alviak, Field commander