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Inkopolitia
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Posts: 530
Founded: Mar 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:20 pm

"It's almost like these generic OP space empires with no downsides are a dime a dozen. Let's just tell Aubrey and Surume to draw up a peace treaty, i'm getting tired of these generic countries."

-Commander of the 515th division of the INKAIRDEF
Good: Capitalism, Libertarianism, Reaganomics (Not Reagan himself, only his economics), LGBT Rights, Women's Rights
Bad: Communism, Big Governments, Homo/Transphobia
Political compass scores: 6.88,-5.3
"NS' resident adorable squiddygirl" -Allie/Albali
The Queendom of Inkopolitia
<コ:彡 "Liberty shall forever prosper!" C:彡
Inkopolitia is COMPRISED of Inklings and Octolings, not Splatoon players, ffs. Canon tax rate is 10.5% for all citizens btw
THE WOOMY TIMES: Plans to commit terrorist attacks in an Octoling village thwarted by police, all individuals involved any way or another with the planning are sentenced to death | Violent Human-supremacist-communist riots in Inkopolis get dispersed with water cannons

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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 1210
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:46 pm

''It seems, that those so-called Inklings seem to be constantly getting stronger, while being supported by human lumpen republicans, which should fall under guillotine's blade as well. In fact, they are worse than monarchists, as at least monarchists can stand up for their system, while lumpen republicans serve nothing. Anyways, enough with political talk, and let's get to the point - as we noticed, they already seemed to have a significant experience with fighting against humans, as they were able to predict some of our tactics, and if the ink hit us, it hurt pretty badly. Also, individually they quite overpowered us. Still, in asymmetrical warfare, they were at uneven odds, and we were able to destroy small squads of them, while avoiding larger clashes, by using our fast all-terrain vehicles. Our missile strikes killed God-knows how many Inkling soldiers in the Andean mountains. And while they seemed to somewhat know South American terrain, we were still able to use terrain for our advantage. We also booby trapped the hell out of major roads, so a lot of their vehicles went kaboom. Even with their most modern defenses, warfare in Patagonia is a mistake, which you shouldn't commit.''


Mapuche All-Terrain vehicle division
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''Independent ethnostate as a concept is outdated, and belongs in the bygone era. World ethno-confederalism is the future, all under one roof.'' Excerpt from the Reformist wing's supporter speech in 1980s

A purposefully crapsack nation, any of its ideologies doesn't represent my views

I can't be a weeaboo. Why? Because I am too anti-monarchist for that.

When Supercomputer Tom takes the LeftValues political test

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Posts: 153
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:12 pm

" This is just a weird battle. There seems to be specified equipment on their side since we've fought soldiers with swords and soldiers with lasers. their infantry that first came at us was armed with swords and rifles, they managed to get through the defenses we put up but retreated after we killed a few of them. They then cames with laser rifles and some strange vehicles that wiped out our armored platoon. We had to retreat, something the commanders are going to grill us about later. Now we're in the trenches waiting for them to come and attack or for Command to order the engineering corp to flood the marshes that surround these trenches" -A memoir of battle created by an unknown Fantassin Soldat de première classe
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Metamen
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Posts: 33
Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Metamen » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:33 pm

Why are all these Laws of Physics Abiding Peasants snarking us decent FT/FFT Space Empires? What did we ever do to you guys!?

"We were getting tired of this whole... charade. So we stopped holding back. It didn't take long. Not very long at all. They were slow, slower than snails in comparison to us. We outranged them from every angle, our mages tore them apart mind, body, and soul. Some of us decided to simply use our hands and legs over our weapons to at least give them a fighting chance."

-Republic Soldier #000011157222210
Other Worlds: *Exist*
Republic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxPVj0hejg
OOC: "Remember, if you lower your standards just enough to reach the very center of the planet... the Universe still finds away to disappoint you. That's why we should stop having standards."
Please Note that this Nation does NOT use NS stats.

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Pracina
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pracina » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:38 pm

It is because they fear us.

"Armature suits proved to be our saving grace. They gave us enough time to organize a response... They proved effective on the ground, but the XAX generators were our saviors in orbit... We managed to get the evac shuttles out on time, with what command deemed 'Acceptable losses in the face of overwhelming' odds."
-PGM Private

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Adad Civilization
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Posts: 206
Founded: Jun 08, 2018
Libertarian Police State

Postby Adad Civilization » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:54 pm

I feel like there is a... slight disadvantage with their might and strength... oh who am I kidding? We're going to f*cking die unless Eion himself comes down from the heavens and fights on our side. Oh well, it's worth a shot.
- Unnamed soldier with a spear.
IC Year: 5278 BCE
Were NSstats even invented yet in 5000 BC? (Plus it made me a left-leaning college state because I allowed free press so... #### them)
Inspired by Haja-Mishu (but I am not a puppet of him) and Mesopotamian Kingdoms of the early bronze age
Pro: Nothing, Anti: Nothing, Neutral Opinion: Political Apathy.
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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:29 pm

" This was the easiest battle in history. We didn't even have to get into close combat with them, we just shot our guns at them and most of the peasant militia and even parts of their professional army just ran away. What was left we just slaughtered. I think this place will be a colony in a matter of days. I just hope they'll name something here after me once the colony is created." Général de brigade Carbonneau
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Deutschen Arbeiterrepublik
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Posts: 3
Founded: May 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Deutschen Arbeiterrepublik » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:26 pm

"I do feel a little sorry for them. Sure, they fight in the defence of a corrupt and kleptocratic monarchy, but they are still fellow proletarians, and are completely outmatched. Our weapons tear through them as if they were made of wet cardboard, and thee is absolutely nothing they can do about it."

~Unterscharführer Freya Holweck
| ☭☭☭ DEUTSCHEN ARBEITERREPUBLIK ☭☭☭ |
Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!


Alt-hist Communist Germany where Hitler became a communist and rose to power in the early 1930s, establishing the German Workers Republic. Largely inspired by this thread on alternate history.com, which I would personally recommend reading.

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 20
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Greater Victora » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:32 pm

"We revel in their utter annihilation!" -Bree Moore, Brigadier General of the 332nd Munich Artillery Corps
The Victoran Empire is a NobleDark nation that has embarked on a zealous "Great Crusade" to sweep away 'the Enemy' and erase them from the face of existence. This unwavering desire to totally obliterate the Enemy stems from the fact that many member planets/races of the Empire have been subject to conquest, enslavement, torture, genocide, planetary destruction, etc. by the Enemy. Through the Great Crusade not only can they make the Universe a better place, but exact bloody vengeance upon those that caused them untold suffering.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you. With that said, according to this index the Victoran Empire is a Tier 9, Level 7, Type 9, Power Comparator of 4.55

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United Earth Intergalactic Assembly
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Posts: 31
Founded: Feb 20, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby United Earth Intergalactic Assembly » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:32 pm

Greater Victora wrote:"We revel in their utter annihilation!" -Bree Moore, Brigadier General of the 332nd Munich Artillery Corps


"The invasion went smoothly from the sea, but once our infiltration units got wind they had time travel technology, matters became more intense and delicate. We must prevent them from wanting to destroy the technology to prevent it from falling into our hands. Feigning our invasion being repelled, I estimate a 99.94% probability they will surrender to us once their government is assassinated and 25% of their population is replaced with infiltration androids. We will have time to steal their device."
- AI World ZubenKifma-4362

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Visoran
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Visoran » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:52 pm

"The Horde finds them... Lacking. For all their talk of superiority- They were outnumbered. Out thought. Out done. Out maneuvered. The Horde will note how they work... And then they shall become of the Horde."
-Visora 8476357.98765456789019876543234567890.1234565432123432123456789876543
NS Stats are NOT to be referred to for this nation, use the Factbooks.
General Overview | Horde Leader Ularin | Military | Navy

And remember, an extra 1,559,226,879,360,000,000,000,000,000‬ Visora a day keeps the hostiles away! And 23,388,403,190,400,000,000,000,000,000,000‬ BIP-88s a day keep the armies moving!
Am I out of jokes about the armies size yet? Nope, I have a lot more left.

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The Arstotzkan Socialist Republic
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Arstotzkan Socialist Republic » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:55 pm

"Clankers, the lots of them"
-Private Riyan
We are Communist State with a centrally planned economy. Our official title is The Union of the Arstotzkan Socialist Republic. We have strict border laws, a massive military and a heavy industry capacity and world class quality surgeons.


Last Headline:Kolechia re-arms it's military from
it's ruins after the 6 year-war in 1976.
Arstotzkan Military and
National Guard on high alert.
East Grestin significantly fortified with military
equipment and soldiers. Immigration
continues as normal.

Recent Headlines: Kolechia and Arstotzka at war!
East Grestin border checkpoint shutdown until the conflict ends.

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Pracina
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pracina » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:02 pm

"I ran into them on a scouting mission... They were... Ah, unhappy to see my Armature suit landing to study. They brought up a lot of vehicles- But not a lot damages an Armature suit... Especially one with an XAX-8 generator. I killed quite a few, and then got the survey results back. Left without looking back."
-PGM Survey Officer

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Never Whatever
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Posts: 15
Founded: Oct 17, 2013
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Never Whatever » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:23 pm

"REPORT - sector clear, minor foreign entities detected within 500 meter" - android #3422190

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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 1210
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:53 am

Skipping AN, as it has no military factbooks.

Pracina wrote:"I ran into them on a scouting mission... They were... Ah, unhappy to see my Armature suit landing to study. They brought up a lot of vehicles- But not a lot damages an Armature suit... Especially one with an XAX-8 generator. I killed quite a few, and then got the survey results back. Left without looking back."
-PGM Survey Officer


''They proudly marched with their mechas through the steppe, as it they would be enough to scare partisans away. Little did they knew, that the larger your robot is, the more easier it is to knock out its legs - something our American expeditionary generals taught us. Hence why our robots aren't much taller than a human. We managed to strike down their 28m mecha legs down with artillery, and rockets, and without legs, they were immobile wrecks. Of course, some of those were able to withstand extreme temperatures, but over 8500 celsius is pretty sketchy - diamond, the strongest of substances, can last only to 5000 celsius, and even then, it is brittle as hell, and can't be used for armor. While their ships are incredible, some of them face the same problem as for those giant mechas - they are easier to target, as they are larger. Humans don't make giant vehicles not because they can't - they don't make them because they have proved to be extremely impractical during history. Only real challenge could be psychological warfare, but we didn't even get that far. Overall, we turned Andean mountains in mass grave, thanks to partisan tactics. We burned the bodies of the dead afterwards, with Mapuche priests leading the burial ceremony.''


Mapuche All-Terrain vehicle division
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''Independent ethnostate as a concept is outdated, and belongs in the bygone era. World ethno-confederalism is the future, all under one roof.'' Excerpt from the Reformist wing's supporter speech in 1980s

A purposefully crapsack nation, any of its ideologies doesn't represent my views

I can't be a weeaboo. Why? Because I am too anti-monarchist for that.

When Supercomputer Tom takes the LeftValues political test

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United Earth Intergalactic Assembly
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Posts: 31
Founded: Feb 20, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby United Earth Intergalactic Assembly » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:23 am

Silver Commonwealth wrote:Skipping AN, as it has no military factbooks.

Pracina wrote:"I ran into them on a scouting mission... They were... Ah, unhappy to see my Armature suit landing to study. They brought up a lot of vehicles- But not a lot damages an Armature suit... Especially one with an XAX-8 generator. I killed quite a few, and then got the survey results back. Left without looking back."
-PGM Survey Officer


''They proudly marched with their mechas through the steppe, as it they would be enough to scare partisans away. Little did they knew, that the larger your robot is, the more easier it is to knock out its legs - something our American expeditionary generals taught us. Hence why our robots aren't much taller than a human. We managed to strike down their 28m mecha legs down with artillery, and rockets, and without legs, they were immobile wrecks. Of course, some of those were able to withstand extreme temperatures, but over 8500 celsius is pretty sketchy - diamond, the strongest of substances, can last only to 5000 celsius, and even then, it is brittle as hell, and can't be used for armor. While their ships are incredible, some of them face the same problem as for those giant mechas - they are easier to target, as they are larger. Humans don't make giant vehicles not because they can't - they don't make them because they have proved to be extremely impractical during history. Only real challenge could be psychological warfare, but we didn't even get that far. Overall, we turned Andean mountains in mass grave, thanks to partisan tactics. We burned the bodies of the dead afterwards, with Mapuche priests leading the burial ceremony.''


Mapuche All-Terrain vehicle division


"Due to its effectiveness as a combat doctrine and as a shock and awe tactic, we began shelling their world with drop pods containing Killvec companies, directly into areas of high elevation. From there, we descended on their population centers and used searfire tactics to concentrate all our number's fire onto any and all targets encountered. Their military was swept away within a day, and they surrendered immediately after."
- AI world Gegg50132

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Visoran
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Visoran » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:59 am

“The Horde found their numbers eternally lacking. Outfought, and outnumbered, the negotiations are currently underway.”
-Visora 34791826352640.0283636638009726363747.9383748494881293948485884
NS Stats are NOT to be referred to for this nation, use the Factbooks.
General Overview | Horde Leader Ularin | Military | Navy

And remember, an extra 1,559,226,879,360,000,000,000,000,000‬ Visora a day keeps the hostiles away! And 23,388,403,190,400,000,000,000,000,000,000‬ BIP-88s a day keep the armies moving!
Am I out of jokes about the armies size yet? Nope, I have a lot more left.

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Skyhooked
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Posts: 3663
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:24 am

"Well shit! Now those Visoras swarmed Skyhooked, hell, we even have less ammo than they have units... I keep shootin' and throwin' things at them, but I don't understand one thing... Why the heck would they need Skyhooked?! We are but a dust particle to them..."-Militiaman.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Perparations for an unprecedented grand festival are at full swing!/Grand debates about national anthem have started. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place? Place your bet!

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Treskovia
Envoy
 
Posts: 270
Founded: Aug 30, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Treskovia » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:49 am

"Originally, I was worried that this was gonna be a short war, as we heard from other universe-travelling powers that the Skyhookedians were just pirates with a country of their own. Imagine our surprise when they attacked us weith mecha scorpions. Now, we're outmatched, and it's the same as the War for the Americas. What's the War for the Americas? It's the massive 4-year conflict that led to the formation of the Union of the Americas. What, you don't have that country in your universe? Huh."
-Unknown private to news reporter from anonymous universe-travelling country, 3 days before the reveal that the conflict between the Unrestrained Commonwealth of Skyhooked and the Imperial Republic of Treskovia was orchestrated by a universe-travelling instance of First Chaplain Erebus of the Word Bearers Legion of Space Marines from the Imperium of Man

P.S.: Fuck Erebus.
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National Anthem

Tier 8, Level 0, 1 or 3(depends on species), Type 7 civilization acording to this.

Songs to associate with me:
Anthem of the Xenophile Association, a group of people who love aliens
Anthem of the Patriot's League

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The New Age Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 338
Founded: Feb 26, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Age Empire » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:51 am

Good riddens to the damn hippies.
Hello, I haven't been active in a long while, looking to come back and see how things are with the community.
Music: Rap (mostly trap), Metal/Rock
Previously active around 2014-2016
The New Age Empire is a revival of The Helghast Empire, in an alternative universe where Mael Radec survived the destruction of Helghan.

My personal beliefs are not that of the character I am with this account, above are my 8values results.

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Inkopolitia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 530
Founded: Mar 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:01 am

"Darned Fascies. True, commies are shit as well- Wait, you want me to tell you about my experiences fighting them? Well, for starters, it was even. Their tech was slightly better than ours, so we sent a request to use the KSOSs. So far, I think that killed 'em. Ready up the Splatlings, girls! We ain't done yet!"

-An anonymous female commander of the 125th Inkling Mechanized Division, rallying her troops for an invasion of The New Age Empire
Good: Capitalism, Libertarianism, Reaganomics (Not Reagan himself, only his economics), LGBT Rights, Women's Rights
Bad: Communism, Big Governments, Homo/Transphobia
Political compass scores: 6.88,-5.3
"NS' resident adorable squiddygirl" -Allie/Albali
The Queendom of Inkopolitia
<コ:彡 "Liberty shall forever prosper!" C:彡
Inkopolitia is COMPRISED of Inklings and Octolings, not Splatoon players, ffs. Canon tax rate is 10.5% for all citizens btw
THE WOOMY TIMES: Plans to commit terrorist attacks in an Octoling village thwarted by police, all individuals involved any way or another with the planning are sentenced to death | Violent Human-supremacist-communist riots in Inkopolis get dispersed with water cannons

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:32 am

"Ah, the damned squids. To think that they substituted any notion of conventional warfare for just straight-up spraying us with fucking acid! My arm is still covered in burns, though the medics said I'd be fine. Still got the bastard that tagged me. Heh. Anyway, it's been an... interesting front so far. Mechanized units are doing well, and there isn't much they can do against the thaumaturges whenever they're dropped in, but their individual soldiers are a pain in the ass to deal with. They're just too damn fast, and the acid makes us hesitant to engage. I wonder what HELMINTH are making of all this - I won't be surprised if we get issued some acid-sprayers of our own soon enough. They also tried to hit us with kinetic strikes early on, but from what I hear their orbital platform got taken out by Vedogon not long after. I think we can pull through, eventually. I just hope my arm doesn't end up looking like a piece of chewed jerky for the rest of my goddamn life."
-Corporal Denis Gorotetsky
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The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of bureaucratic pseudo-socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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United Earth Intergalactic Assembly
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Feb 20, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby United Earth Intergalactic Assembly » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:59 am

Yegla Islands wrote:"Ah, the damned squids. To think that they substituted any notion of conventional warfare for just straight-up spraying us with fucking acid! My arm is still covered in burns, though the medics said I'd be fine. Still got the bastard that tagged me. Heh. Anyway, it's been an... interesting front so far. Mechanized units are doing well, and there isn't much they can do against the thaumaturges whenever they're dropped in, but their individual soldiers are a pain in the ass to deal with. They're just too damn fast, and the acid makes us hesitant to engage. I wonder what HELMINTH are making of all this - I won't be surprised if we get issued some acid-sprayers of our own soon enough. They also tried to hit us with kinetic strikes early on, but from what I hear their orbital platform got taken out by Vedogon not long after. I think we can pull through, eventually. I just hope my arm doesn't end up looking like a piece of chewed jerky for the rest of my goddamn life."
-Corporal Denis Gorotetsky




"Not wishing to overtly destroy this civilization's pristine Contact status, we instead opted for an infiltration war. As of the time of writing, over 40% of their population has been killed and replaced by Humanoid-model Social Infiltrator AnDroids (SIDs). Their government is almost completely corrupted by this point. I find it likely we can use this nation as a puppet to interact with its planet on our behalf."
- AI World Zuzstev-Phi922
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Deutschen Arbeiterrepublik
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: May 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Deutschen Arbeiterrepublik » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:42 pm

"Oh for f-"

~Scharführer Meik Hartig, moments before being overrun
| ☭☭☭ DEUTSCHEN ARBEITERREPUBLIK ☭☭☭ |
Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!


Alt-hist Communist Germany where Hitler became a communist and rose to power in the early 1930s, establishing the German Workers Republic. Largely inspired by this thread on alternate history.com, which I would personally recommend reading.

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Inkopolitia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 530
Founded: Mar 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:50 pm

"Alright, we had to go all out on this one. Even though they have an space force, the logistic and recon girls said that it's extremely small. Let it be known, we nuked and kinetic striked their political and economical centers to shreds. After that, we told the INKTEDEF and the INKAIRDEF that Berlin was free real state. They mobilized, and they took control of the city. Fuckin' commies, hope they burn in Hekk."

-Administrator of the Inkling Kinetic Services
Good: Capitalism, Libertarianism, Reaganomics (Not Reagan himself, only his economics), LGBT Rights, Women's Rights
Bad: Communism, Big Governments, Homo/Transphobia
Political compass scores: 6.88,-5.3
"NS' resident adorable squiddygirl" -Allie/Albali
The Queendom of Inkopolitia
<コ:彡 "Liberty shall forever prosper!" C:彡
Inkopolitia is COMPRISED of Inklings and Octolings, not Splatoon players, ffs. Canon tax rate is 10.5% for all citizens btw
THE WOOMY TIMES: Plans to commit terrorist attacks in an Octoling village thwarted by police, all individuals involved any way or another with the planning are sentenced to death | Violent Human-supremacist-communist riots in Inkopolis get dispersed with water cannons

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