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Chief Clancy Wiggum
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Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Chief Clancy Wiggum » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:13 pm

weather forecasting is on their mind.

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Catsfern
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Posts: 193
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:37 am

They like porn.
I use NS stats that applies to everyone no exceptions, for details telegram me or don't and NO we are not a nation of cats
WIP wiki here https://catsfern.fandom.com/wiki/Catsfern_WikiWIKI ALWAYS UPDATING!Most recent page: Military
ASK ME ANYTHING HERE https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=464664
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Catsfernian Newspaper! (new edition every Sunday / edition 5 out now) https://docs.google.com/document/d/15CywWf8K6aSGbr63zhtnrIHsl4Y3X-mLVO2xOiUemro/edit?usp=sharing
My thoughts on NS stats https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1255156

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Romanian-Slavia
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Posts: 213
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Romanian-Slavia » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:49 pm

Their leader should go to a psychiatrist
Emperor Augustus I the Great wrote:The worst fact about our world is that the most powerful country in the world is a libertarian-looking oligarchy


Long Live to the Emperor!

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Asardia
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Founded: Dec 25, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Asardia » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:52 pm

Seems to be a religious nation that puts their value in a divine being. Makes me wonder if they're a theocracy or the leader is currently religious himself
If money is where you find happiness you'll always be poor
Newne Carriebean7 wrote:"Don't let me in the same room as that jackass. He's unbearable to work with."
"Sir, you have a duty to your people."
"My duties are to fuck cheese and declare war on oompa loompa prison camps, so fuck off!"
"sir, did you take that lsd this morning?"
"Yes, I fucking took my lsd this fucking morning, why else would I marry a rhino so that vacuum cleaner could swig beer while being scare of pans with faces on them?!"

5pb wrote:"I'm cutting it off," Ayano raised an axe above her head

"Wait wait wai... FUCK!"

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Ravennog
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Founded: Oct 24, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ravennog » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:18 pm

They are the ones who lead their country, disregarding advice from anyone else.
*|| The Ravennogan Federation ||*
Emerging from the Second American Civil War, the Ravennogan Federation is a great power in New England that puts science and reason above all else. We are a progressive one-party state that associates itself with Western Europe, and we are mainly secular with a deep hatred against the Anti-Vaccine Movement.
Our dispatches are under construction.

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The Great Intergalactic Empire
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Founded: Nov 13, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Great Intergalactic Empire » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:24 pm

They recognise that the people need motivation and said motivation can be a powerful tool.
Everyone always uses the black market factbook...
Before ya'll talk about the horses: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1215662

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The Imperial Regions of Commerce
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Founded: Aug 01, 2016
Corporate Police State

Postby The Imperial Regions of Commerce » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:25 pm

Their culture itself is inherently militaristic
Imagine the Gilded Age and Roaring 20s set in a sprawling interplanetary empire

Commercian News: Alcohol Prohibition in the Madison System is repealed by the Central Board / COO Joe Murphy of UBG Inc. dies in an apparent suicide / Anniversary of the Battle of Newtown is planned to be celebrated in the form of a parade on Bacchus, and new military hardware is said to be revealed during the celebrations

ALLIES AND TRADE PARTNERS: Remnant Independent Systems,
Tundra Terra,Tescopolis, BNL Corporation, Volkmacht, Wealthatonia
VASSAL STATES
Great Humania

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Chief Clancy Wiggum
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Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Chief Clancy Wiggum » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:40 pm

people live there and they are on the take

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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:42 pm

No human decency to be found.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Catsfern
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Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:55 pm

they want the reign of their emperor to last a long time.
I use NS stats that applies to everyone no exceptions, for details telegram me or don't and NO we are not a nation of cats
WIP wiki here https://catsfern.fandom.com/wiki/Catsfern_WikiWIKI ALWAYS UPDATING!Most recent page: Military
ASK ME ANYTHING HERE https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=464664
100 COPIES OF MY OWN NATIONS CARD! https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=240
Catsfernian Newspaper! (new edition every Sunday / edition 5 out now) https://docs.google.com/document/d/15CywWf8K6aSGbr63zhtnrIHsl4Y3X-mLVO2xOiUemro/edit?usp=sharing
My thoughts on NS stats https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1255156

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Sween
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Founded: Mar 30, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Sween » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:49 pm

they CAN
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Empire of Dawn
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Anthem | Emperor's Theme | Setsuri Theme | Joke Theme
A long forgotten prophecy has foretold the fall of the reptilians along with the UN followed by the rise of Matthew I and the galactic conquest of man.


Anthem Lyrics | Overview | Emperor | Parliament | Parties | Foreign Policy in a Nutshell

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Glibraltar
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Founded: Aug 17, 2019
Conservative Democracy

Postby Glibraltar » Mon Aug 19, 2019 5:54 pm

Sween wrote:they CAN


Manifest destiny can into Space!
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In the year 2101 A.D., war was beginning...
SFX: EXPLOSION
Captain (stunned): What happen?
Mechanic: Someone set up us the bomb!
Engineer: We get signal.
Captain: What?!?
Engineer: Main screen turn on.
CATS appears on screen.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

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The Great Intergalactic Empire
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Founded: Nov 13, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Great Intergalactic Empire » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:01 pm

They have manners.
Everyone always uses the black market factbook...
Before ya'll talk about the horses: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1215662

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Isra the Veiled
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Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Isra the Veiled » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:09 am

They believe in sacrificing themselves for their empire
Isra the Veiled was an arrogant and beautiful Arab woman who refused to cover her own modesty and wandered the streets in indecent garb with no shame.

At least until she was cursed by a Sufi and found herself compelled to humble herself before men and cover her beauty in flowing clothes and veils.

The curse also granted her immortal life and powers - now Isra, angry over what has happened, wanders and any man who gazes into her eyes for too long will find themselves transformed into a meek and humble Muslim woman, covered just as much, if not more, than Isra is.

And thus, men who wished to gaze at Isra's beauty themselves become devout and beautiful followers of Islam, cursed to never let the world see their own beauty.

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Eisenstern
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Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 24, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eisenstern » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:19 am

They have magic islamovision.

For BN, motto translation may be found in the overview factbook.
‖ NS STATS ARE NOT USED, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE ‖

tl;dr: A mercantile city state, housed in a dimension-hopping tower that's bigger on the inside.
Ruled by a meritocratic adventurers' council (in theory) and a democratically-elected municipal body (in practice).
Fields an unending golem army and a superhuman warrior guild to make up for its small size.
Very, very unlikely to ever be rated on any sort of index, due to the vast variations in tech, magic and influence that define it as a nation.

The very short rundown || The not-so-short rundown || The leader (sort of) || The military || Some choice information

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Aikoland
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Founded: Dec 22, 2011
Corporate Bordello

Postby Aikoland » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:31 am

They're neutral
PLEASE IGNORE ALL POSTS MADE PRIOR TO 4 JULY 2019 - THEY ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED CANON - THANK YOU
♥ L'empire d'Aikoland ♥
Trois États, Une Impératrice
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A small French-speaking nation located on a group of islands to the south of France. Primary territory of the nation consists of three main islands, the states as described in our national motto, along with smaller less populated islands surrounding them.
Official Nation Name: The Empire of Aikoland
Government Type: Parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Empress Élisabeth IV
Head of Government: Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger
Population: 5.8 million
Official Language: French
Current Year: 2019

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Anovan
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Posts: 12
Founded: Jul 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Anovan » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:54 pm

From the almighty Google Translate: Three States, An Empress

So, perhaps the country is divided politically/geographically into three regions, yet they are united around the figure of the empress. So, they see the monarchy as some form of state identity.

Or, if three states possibly refers to the three estates, they are/identify with the Ancien Regime, and view that people have different lots in life.
I personally use NS stats. The stats and policies more so reflect my political views than they do my personal beliefs.
Economic Left/Right: -1.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.13

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Athonuna
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Posts: 156
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby Athonuna » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:00 pm

They like bureaucracy and controlling people.
Current Accidental policies (Thanks, Pacomia): Corporal Punishment, Prudism, Child Labor (sort of)
Meme summarizing Athonuna, courtesy of Maori Moon
I'M A BIOLOGICAL MALE THAT DOES NOT THINK THAT HE'S A WOMAN!
NOR AM I KAZAKH ARGENTINA (You know who you are)
ISLAM IS NOT A RELIGION OF PEACE!
That is all.

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Catsfern
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Posts: 193
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:24 pm

even when things go south, they have a positive outlook.
I use NS stats that applies to everyone no exceptions, for details telegram me or don't and NO we are not a nation of cats
WIP wiki here https://catsfern.fandom.com/wiki/Catsfern_WikiWIKI ALWAYS UPDATING!Most recent page: Military
ASK ME ANYTHING HERE https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=464664
100 COPIES OF MY OWN NATIONS CARD! https://www.nationstates.net/page=deck/collection=240
Catsfernian Newspaper! (new edition every Sunday / edition 5 out now) https://docs.google.com/document/d/15CywWf8K6aSGbr63zhtnrIHsl4Y3X-mLVO2xOiUemro/edit?usp=sharing
My thoughts on NS stats https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1255156

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 74
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:17 pm

They can't accept that there is anything that they can't do.
male, deist
life, socialism, conservatism, direct democracy, proportional representation, capital punishment, bill of rights, third parties, conservationism, immigration, meritocracy, net neutrality, impartiality, welfarism
racism, torture, zionism, electoral college, identity politics, copyright, marijuana bans, closed-mindedness

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Smogchurn
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Founded: Aug 20, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Smogchurn » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:05 pm

Ubekibekibekibekistanstan wrote:They can't accept that there is anything that they can't do.




They're a progressive theo-topia.

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Orange-Transvaal
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Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 24, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orange-Transvaal » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:08 pm

Brave New World like society. Mass-Production is applied to everything.
it's Oranje-Transvaal. That name was taken.
Forum account/colony of De Nederland
#YANGGANG2020

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Vendellamoore
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Posts: 33
Founded: Aug 04, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Vendellamoore » Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:10 pm

They speak a foreign language which someone will be forced to Google Translate

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Psycho Ward
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 24, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Psycho Ward » Wed Aug 21, 2019 6:31 pm

They want Nixon.

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Arillia
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Posts: 14
Founded: Aug 21, 2019
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Arillia » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:36 pm

Psycho Ward wrote:They want Nixon.


That he truly was crazy
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I DO NOT USE NSTATS - USE THE FACTBOOKS - NS POLICIES APPLY

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