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Libertalonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:04 am

You get nanomachine'd by senator armstrong

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war profiteering
Shinjou prepares to block the border in the south from the Bulma regime / meanwhile in south paxana, Livonia has to deal with the constant erudo terror attacks and is asking for help from libertalonia / In other news, Local kabosata man steals a car to get mcdonalds after breaking up with his cousin / LGBT secured! It is now okay to be gay!
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
Imagine getting bored with nationstates and then trying to get back in but your nation gets oofed,
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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The Eurasian Revolution Front
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Eurasian Revolution Front » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:05 am

Libertalonia wrote:You get nanomachine'd by senator armstrong

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war profiteering


All your Profits will given to International Aid organizations and NGOs

Illegal arms dealing

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Arstotzzkka
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: Jan 31, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arstotzzkka » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:07 am

25 Years in high-sec prison with life probation after.

calling something "lit" un-ironically.
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Free Ravensburg
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:22 am

Depends, amazon rainforest, tased. Anything else, no

Fueling Michael Reeves’s addiction to electrocute people
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Aterman
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 19, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Aterman » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:24 am

Toaster + Bathtub execution.



Trying to turn the nation into an ideology of neo-feudalism
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The Nacht Fleet
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 12, 2020
Anarchy

Postby The Nacht Fleet » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:40 am

Sounds like a mutiny to me! The punishment for traitors is to be put in a man-cage and sent to the depths for all eternity!




Calling your morbidly obese cat a "chonker?"
Yar har, the blood runs cold!
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Greater Victora
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:42 am

Not illegal. But if your pet is morbidly obese to the point that it is in ill-health and you refuse to care for it, it will be taken from you and you will be fined.


Putting "KICK ME" notes on people's backs.
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Kashtyria
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: May 19, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Kashtyria » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:46 am

Not a crime, unless you damage their clothing, which means you will have to pay for it.


Being obviously drunk out on the streets.

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Free Ravensburg
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:49 am

Not a crime, but is indecent

Stealing Canadian Fermensa and branding it as Selenian Wine
(Bonus if Santa Selena answered it)
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INT:|Teutonia and Lithuania in negotiations on Memel  | Galicia joins VC, NATO, EU, and UN | Superior to change flag / NAT:| Gregor Merkle Leaves as Head of Trade, Iveta Radová to take his place | Viktor Leimstag releases military info | Ravenia was Lewded Again
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Deutsches Australien
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 14, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Deutsches Australien » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:50 am

A nice taxi ride home (that you will have to pay for when you're sober).

Throwing a cat out of a window.

Edit: Ninja'd. /skip
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Idumetala
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: May 28, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Idumetala » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:14 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:Not a crime, but is indecent

Stealing Canadian Fermensa and branding it as Selenian Wine
(Bonus if Santa Selena answered it)

Jail time and fines.

Blasting DSBM in an elementary school.
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Santa Selena
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:19 pm

Fined for public indecency


For having such a smooth brain for not replying (even when Free Ravensburg told me so), I shall repay it by making the crime:

Rebranding Selenan Wine for Free Ravensburgian Wine (Not sure you why you would brand Roē Niærtraxue as some cheap defekat)
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A Thousand Islands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jul 07, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby A Thousand Islands » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:19 pm

a fine.

Lese-Majeste?

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Greatdux
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 109
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Greatdux » Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:41 pm

Exile... to Tomášerya.




Turning the nation into a post-fascist nation.
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Novia Xeneia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Novia Xeneia » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:52 pm

Execution by hanging

Leading a major insurgency and getting caught
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Helveca
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 16, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Helveca » Wed Sep 16, 2020 10:59 pm

Life in prison


Modifying a bulldozer and going on a rampage attempting to destroy buildings in a city?
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North Alezia
Attaché
 
Posts: 91
Founded: May 08, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby North Alezia » Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:37 am

Force to pay the entire repairment fee, hospital bills, and cemetery fees for all buildings destroyed and people hurt or died as a fine, and a 20 year jail sentence
However, if the court considered the amount of death caused by the rampage as inhumane and abysmal, death sentence by stoning.

Kidnapping a neighbor's cat
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La xinga
Minister
 
Posts: 3482
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby La xinga » Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:38 am

Forced to give back cat, and pay for the value of cat.

Drinking blood.
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Mathuvan Union
Minister
 
Posts: 2265
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:29 am

La xinga wrote:Forced to give back cat, and pay for the value of cat.

Drinking blood.

not a crime

have a SAM

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Helveca
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 16, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Helveca » Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:18 pm

Confiscate the SAM and question how they got a damn SAM. Then probably a fine

Inciting a riot?

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Sanghyeok
Diplomat
 
Posts: 794
Founded: Dec 29, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Sanghyeok » Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:26 pm

Depends on reason and result.

No damage or harm:
If they are for banned political ideologies such as fascism, racism or far-right, they are given 5-10 years house arrest and mental counseling
If they are for dissatisfaction with current policies, they are allowed to voice their concerns, but given a warning and a small fine of 500-1000 Units.
If not for political reasons, warning and a small fine of 1000-2000 Units.

If there is damage or harm:
5-30 years house arrest depending on damage, unless it is for banned political ideologies such as fascism, racism or far-right, in which case they are given 20-60 years house arrest and counseling.




Entering the gates of the leader's private residence?
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Valdivia XII
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 05, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Valdivia XII » Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:29 pm

No one would ever make it in, unless they're invited. The Palace Of Reasoning's front gate is designed to destroy trespassers, not arrest them.

Defacing the leader's motorcade?
Valdivia XII

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Mathuvan Union
Minister
 
Posts: 2265
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mathuvan Union » Fri Sep 18, 2020 6:55 am

Valdivia XII wrote:No one would ever make it in, unless they're invited. The Palace Of Reasoning's front gate is designed to destroy trespassers, not arrest them.

Defacing the leader's motorcade?

execution KGB style.

breaking and entering military headquarters

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Catsfern
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 430
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Fri Sep 18, 2020 7:00 am

Heavily fined and a public beating.

Assassinating a towns mayor.
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Libertalonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:35 am

50 years no parole

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trying to solve an international hostage situation and getting some civilians killed
Shinjou prepares to block the border in the south from the Bulma regime / meanwhile in south paxana, Livonia has to deal with the constant erudo terror attacks and is asking for help from libertalonia / In other news, Local kabosata man steals a car to get mcdonalds after breaking up with his cousin / LGBT secured! It is now okay to be gay!
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
Imagine getting bored with nationstates and then trying to get back in but your nation gets oofed,
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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