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Nacrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 920
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:30 am

5 years for public indecency and 15 years for distributing pornographic materials to minors. Oh, and a $1,000,000 fine for that too

Plane hijacking?
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A 14 civilization (6-0-5), according to this index.
NS Stats run through a bombing raid
18/09/2020 (FRI)
WAR:Peace treaty finalised with Kongsi | Peace conference in Rome between New Carthagea's allies and Muslim League
NEWS:Severe Tropical Storm Noul affects southern Formosa, islands evacuated | S.T.S. Noul "more northerly than expected", says Observatory | Cold front to arrive at North Nacrad tomorrow, Amoy expects temperatures dipping below 20 C
Riverfort 28/24°C | Amoy 30/23°C | Taipei 27/23°C

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Varascomento
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Varascomento » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:32 pm

Forced to drive a plane with accomplices in plane too into the ocean



Someone feeds you their son
You don't know when eating it but later you find out
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Black Pine
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 19, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Black Pine » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:41 pm

Varascomento wrote:Forced to drive a plane with accomplices in plane too into the ocean



Someone feeds you their son
You don't know when eating it but later you find out



Lingchi will do for me.
The Holy Kingdom of Black Pine. Neither left nor right-- Catholic!
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Caligolus
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Dec 06, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Caligolus » Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:35 am

Varascomento wrote:Forced to drive a plane with accomplices in plane too into the ocean



Someone feeds you their son
You don't know when eating it but later you find out


All parties involved are executed. Yes, including the party who ate it - they are guilty of cannibalism, which is punishable by death.




Telling YL "I banged your mom"?
Current year: 20E 1533
Please call us "the Holy Empire" ICly, unless specifically referring to our primary ruling state.

Tier 3 Level 9 Type 9; a power 13 civilization according to this
PT/FanT - don't underestimate us just because we're PT, the FanT is strong with this one.

Yes our leader has a long title. No, that is not a self-appointed title, nor by choice. It is of political significance; excluding even one part of the title could lead to revolts.

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Nacrad
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Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:14 am

Escorted away, and told to never do it again

petty theft?
A 14 civilization (6-0-5), according to this index.
NS Stats run through a bombing raid
18/09/2020 (FRI)
WAR:Peace treaty finalised with Kongsi | Peace conference in Rome between New Carthagea's allies and Muslim League
NEWS:Severe Tropical Storm Noul affects southern Formosa, islands evacuated | S.T.S. Noul "more northerly than expected", says Observatory | Cold front to arrive at North Nacrad tomorrow, Amoy expects temperatures dipping below 20 C
Riverfort 28/24°C | Amoy 30/23°C | Taipei 27/23°C

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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:54 am

120 lashes or cutting off your hand.







Playing the Gachimuchi remix of YN's national anthem instead of original version, during the state ceremony.
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A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
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Mirial Magna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Mirial Magna » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:09 am

You're fired after a stern lecture.

Pirating video games that aren't otherwise available in YN.
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:34 am

Not a crime. How you can pirate the game? We pirated the Bloody Ball from Feldenberg by creating the slavic leauge of this sport. Hellens went the same way. And because of that, Feldenberg doesn't want sell to us weapons and food.






Being an anprim.
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A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 7536 (Slavic), 2027 (Christian)
HAPPY NEW SLAVIC YEAR!!!
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1334463

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Sadakoyama
Envoy
 
Posts: 320
Founded: Jun 22, 2006
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sadakoyama » Wed Mar 11, 2020 12:30 pm

We are as a nation mostly behaviourists, so you can't get in trouble for "being" something, only for what you do. That said, anarcho-primitivism is something a few of our karass are experimenting with, most notably the Antrim and the Nwodom families.




Going to a restaurant fully nude, even in the middle of summer.
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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 418
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:07 pm

You are going to jail, and you are going to get evaluated for mental illness.


Flying an aircraft of any kind in between buildings.
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I’m a Christian. I don’t try to convert people or threaten hellfire and brimstone, I just try to be a good person and a Christian, and hope that’s good enough.

I do happen to be a straight white male, and my Dad is a policeman, so feel free to call me bigoted just because of how I was born. I’ll gladly ignore you and bask in the irony. That being said, I don’t want to argue about things like this.

I’m an aspiring author. I’m working on a book right now, actually. Feel free to ask me about it if you want your head filled with useless facts about its universe.


Racism is bad, everyone. But hating all cops is just as bad. Let’s try to accept everyone.

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Bozopolis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Feb 15, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Bozopolis » Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:11 pm

A harsh-talking to from your superior officer, if you have one.

Kidnapping the leader via some form of ninjitsu, prompting a bad enough dude to have to step up and rescue them.
People tend to assume that Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík is what that ever so famous circus clown theme is. And in a way, it is. Nobody would ever argue with you on this fact.
However, if you want to be an unlikable, pedantic jerk, the song actually known to be circus music would be a version composed for American woodwind bands (and later transcribed for fairground organs) titled Thunder and Blazes, published by Louis-Philippe Laurendeau.
Of course, this information is of absolutely no consequence to anyone.

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Westeastern Dicantia
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Posts: 1153
Founded: Oct 04, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Westeastern Dicantia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:44 pm

I mean, that's legal sure, but it's really weird. I don't know how you'd even find them if punishment was applicable.





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Kyrusia
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Posts: 10152
Founded: Nov 12, 2007
Capitalizt

Postby Kyrusia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 4:31 pm

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Considering you were recently banned for similar behavior, we'll be escalating: *** 3-day ban for violating the PG-13 Rule ***.
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Superbunny
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Posts: 59
Founded: May 08, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Superbunny » Wed Mar 11, 2020 4:59 pm

/skipping the modpost above for obvious reasons

Send out (armed, obviously) diplomats to try and discuss what's going on and why they're dissatisfied. If it escalates, call police.

Someone shouts "BOMB!" on a plane.
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Valentine Z
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Posts: 8045
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:16 pm

The police and off-duty officers will check on the guy who shouted, then... we will simply inspect if he is a terrorist or a joker.

If he's the latter... land the plane, disarm the bomb, and jail the sucker.

Otherwise? Fine the guy, and send him to a CS:GO Terrorist Hell where every single bomb you plant will get defused instantly, thereby not letting you win the game.

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Kathol Rift
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Posts: 418
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:19 pm

Jailed for a week and banned from any job using technology for a period of two years after being released

Firing a firearm within a populated neighborhood?
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

I’m a Christian. I don’t try to convert people or threaten hellfire and brimstone, I just try to be a good person and a Christian, and hope that’s good enough.

I do happen to be a straight white male, and my Dad is a policeman, so feel free to call me bigoted just because of how I was born. I’ll gladly ignore you and bask in the irony. That being said, I don’t want to argue about things like this.

I’m an aspiring author. I’m working on a book right now, actually. Feel free to ask me about it if you want your head filled with useless facts about its universe.


Racism is bad, everyone. But hating all cops is just as bad. Let’s try to accept everyone.

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Onfande
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Posts: 94
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Onfande » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:25 pm

Legal if in private

Fined if in public

Pay for medical bills and fined if someone is hurt.



Abandoning your son in the middle of nowhere
The forum is a nice place.

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Victorious Decepticons
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8353
Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:25 pm

Ninja'd:

AN - You'd be guilty of treason on the grounds of Weakening the Nation, and melted down if you don't immediately fight to the death against the Death Squad that'll be sent for you. The child will be recovered, if possible, and raised at a Government Raising Center until of military age.

Two above - Lots of people join in, either on your side or against you, and a giant street battle begins. It continues to rage until one side or the other is either turned to scrap or run off. If you were alone and just firing for the hell of it, this means you're pretty much toast.

~~~~~~~~~

Broadcasting without a license (pirate broadcasting)?
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No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:58 pm

Not a crime if you are broadcasting on radio frequencies and channels set aside for pirate broadcasting.
Confiscation of broadcasting equipment if you are broadcasting on radio frequencies/channels for commercial/licensed broadcasting.

Eating a small McDonalds? As in eating the entire restaurant, walls, floor and all.
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Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

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Gladesville
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:16 pm

Destruction of Corporate Property (20 Years)
WTF Charges (10 Years)
If there were staff inside, Murder (Death)


Being the very best, like no-one ever was.
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Tarvelia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Aug 22, 2012
Conservative Democracy

Postby Tarvelia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:24 pm

We're not socialists, you're allowed to be successful.

Inciting a riot?
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Gladesville
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Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:52 am

The popo can sell your info to funeral houses. (for infected foods, inhumane foods, and environmental crimes all stacked)

Breathing East Lebatuckese air.
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Onfande
Attaché
 
Posts: 94
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Onfande » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:29 am

Its not a crime to breath.


Painting yourself red, then going into the streets to cause insanity.
The forum is a nice place.

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Cossack Peoples
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Peoples » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:35 am

Nothing wrong with that; in fact, you might be describing a military parade of ours. Why?

Hunting down the families of immigrants from various countries to make them act and wear stereotyped clothing for a car commercial.
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We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
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The Islands of Versilia
Minister
 
Posts: 2821
Founded: Feb 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Islands of Versilia » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:27 am

The individual would be made to pay compensation, fined and not permitted to go near those people ever again. They may lose their job in the process but that’s not the state’s doing.
Hatespeech against a prominent ethnic minority?

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