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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crysuko » Sun May 19, 2019 11:15 am

depending on how much, up to 6 months unpaid labour.

theft of military property
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Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

¡A Las Barricades!
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The Plantain Republic
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Posts: 23
Founded: Dec 15, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Plantain Republic » Sun May 19, 2019 11:34 am

Crysuko wrote:depending on how much, up to 6 months unpaid labour.

theft of military property


Same thing we do for every major theft-related crime: we stab them through the palm of their dominant hand and give them up to six years in prison, depending on the judge’s (and the Commandant Generalissimo’s) rulings.

Driving while under the influence of alcohol.
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Narland
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Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Sun May 19, 2019 4:01 pm

The Plantain Republic wrote:
Crysuko wrote:depending on how much, up to 6 months unpaid labour.

theft of military property


Same thing we do for every major theft-related crime: we stab them through the palm of their dominant hand and give them up to six years in prison, depending on the judge’s (and the Commandant Generalissimo’s) rulings.

Driving while under the influence of alcohol.

Not a specific crime.
Erratic driving that endangers life and limb is a tort, regardless.
Wanton destruction causing harm to life, limb or property for any reason (including drunkenness) is is figured into whatever crime was committed
-- death becomes 1st degree manslaughter: death penalty,
-- destruction of property becomes negligent destruction of property: pay replacement costs up fully to garnishing 1/2 wage until paid off as long as it takes and 1-5 years hard labor, etc.

Sowing salt in a neighbor's garden because they are jealous of the prize winning plants?
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Inkopolitia
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Founded: Mar 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sun May 19, 2019 4:05 pm

5 years in prison with a C$10000 fine due to destruction of property


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Uvoan
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Founded: Apr 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Uvoan » Sun May 19, 2019 4:07 pm

Game is slapped with censorship, and a fine of 50,000 Gella (25,000 USD), is levied per each uncensored copy sold.




Drunk driving?
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Etzenia
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Posts: 0
Founded: May 16, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Etzenia » Sun May 19, 2019 5:19 pm

Driving license revoked and mandatory driving course attendance.

Tax evasion?

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United States of Americanas
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Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sun May 19, 2019 8:32 pm

Garnishment of wages and remedial education on tax law and why paying taxes is beneficial to the country. Such course will be rendered in a community college and may require payment depending on the persons income.

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Walkerfort
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Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Walkerfort » Sun May 19, 2019 8:42 pm

fined heavily and under house arrest



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running over your spouse in a tank while wearing indecent clothes, smoking weed, saying fuck the leader and has slaves onboard the tank?
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DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

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Conservative Christian American States
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Corporate Police State

Postby Conservative Christian American States » Sun May 19, 2019 9:53 pm

Death

Being gay?
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Federation of Sarawak
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Founded: Feb 12, 2019
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Postby Federation of Sarawak » Sun May 19, 2019 11:28 pm

Brainwash to become straight






Vandalizing government webside with picture of pigs
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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crysuko » Mon May 20, 2019 2:20 am

6 months imprisonment

throwing paint on a politician
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

¡A Las Barricades!
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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Catsfern
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Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Mon May 20, 2019 5:13 am

well if the hot cheese incident says anything its not illegal as its a form of political expression as long as the politician is unharmed after the paint splash

money laundering
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Tetradimensional Overworld
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Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tetradimensional Overworld » Mon May 20, 2019 5:18 am

An Earth decade in prison




Insulting the previous leader of YN.
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Pilipinas and Malaya
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Mon May 20, 2019 5:25 am

Not a crime, free speech.

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Catsfern
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Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Mon May 20, 2019 5:28 am

but why tho
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Federation of Sarawak
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Federation of Sarawak » Mon May 20, 2019 6:56 am

Death penalty for wasting resources for the military





Attempting to build mini empire in backyard with a legit military
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Walkerfort
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Posts: 148
Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Walkerfort » Mon May 20, 2019 7:02 am

the leader comes and gives you a position in the government if your empire survives financially.






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slapping YL with a fish?
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

I think it's in the best intrests of those going through forums at sonic speed to be given a TL;DR
walkerfort stands alone against china

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Kakistopia
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Apr 21, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kakistopia » Mon May 20, 2019 9:24 am

You are waterboarded to death while on fire, then have your soul eaten by the God-Empress. If the fish is still alive somehow, it is also tortured to death.

Disintegrating YL and YN's entire military?

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Socialist Democratic Hryvina
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Founded: Jan 02, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Socialist Democratic Hryvina » Mon May 20, 2019 9:28 am

we wouldnt execute them... we would slip highly addictive drugs into their meal and cripple their lives

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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Mon May 20, 2019 9:46 am

No crime in Skyhooked.

Trying to establish a shogunate in YN, where the current leader of YN is a mere puppet by peaceful means and hurting no one in the proccess. Also, having some success.
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Five Nations
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Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Mon May 20, 2019 12:20 pm

Execution.






Betraying country as a parliamentarist and supporting three neighboring countries to partitions of your country (That's how Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was destroyed).
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Kardros
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Founded: Nov 24, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kardros » Mon May 20, 2019 12:26 pm

Being put on squad 17 in the KArdrosian Armed Forces...










Conspiring against governments?
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NeoEgypt
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Founded: Mar 25, 2019
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby NeoEgypt » Mon May 20, 2019 10:29 pm

Sounds treasonous. Offenders will be fed to the scarabs.

Breeding cobras without a license?

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Catsfern
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Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Tue May 21, 2019 5:44 am

you don't exactly need a licence to breed them in Catsfern so not a crime

remotely detonating a bomb on a plane
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Yegla Islands
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Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Tue May 21, 2019 6:01 am

Execution.




Slathering oneself in molten cheese and then hugging random bystanders.
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