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Continue the Story III

Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:42 pm

Part I
Part II

Continuing from the 2nd part:

Until he didn't. So he goes for Plan B, which is...
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:44 pm

...being a potato. Unfortunately...
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Postby United States of Natan » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:45 pm

The potato had tumors...
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:45 pm

...and needed 5 operations to remove it. However...
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Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:46 pm

United States of Natan wrote:The potato had tumors...

Causing him to explode, killing him. A Montreal native makes poutine out of his remains, causing...
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:47 pm

Amuaplye wrote:
United States of Natan wrote:The potato had tumors...

Causing him to explode, killing him. A Montreal native makes poutine out of his remains, causing...

an explosion. Soon...
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Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:49 pm

Dabberwocky wrote:
Amuaplye wrote:Causing him to explode, killing him. A Montreal native makes poutine out of his remains, causing...

an explosion. Soon...

the entire city of Montreal is covered in gravy and cheese curds, killing 100+ people.
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:51 pm

Amuaplye wrote:
Dabberwocky wrote:an explosion. Soon...

the entire city of Montreal is covered in gravy and cheese curds, killing 100+ people.

The Vooperians SAE this as an opportunity for land, so they sent in 1000 ships to invade them. Soon, the...
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:51 pm

whole army of theirs were becoming sluggish, with the doctors' statements "Cut down on the gravy train!" With that said and done...
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:52 pm

Soon they gave up.
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Postby Latin Islands » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:55 pm

Two hours later, a long line of singing women marched in the streets of Ottawa. This puzzled the...
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:56 pm

Vooperian Army. At that moment...
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:56 pm

...a witch doctor scooped up the remains of poutine and used it to bring Marc-Anthony Morris III -- the oologist from Bellaire, Texas who had moved to Kharan, then had been turned into a goblin and later into a potato -- back to life. Morris was once again a healthy, living goblin, though this time, for uncertain reasons, a female one.
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:57 pm

Morris the female goblin then figured that she would want to go into the life of politics... specifically, to become a President of some country in Africa. After combing through the list of nations in Africa, she set her sights on...
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Postby Amuaplye » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:58 pm

Valentine Z wrote:Morris the female goblin then figured that she would want to go into the life of politics... specifically, to become a President of some country in Africa. After combing through the list of nations in Africa, she set her sights on...

Uganda, which she promptly invades, and crowns herself "Queen of the World" and tries to invade the Congo.
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Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:59 pm

But of course, she fails.
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:01 am

Dabberwocky wrote:But of course, she fails.


Daunted by failure, but still determined, Morris drank a little... in fact, a little too heavily, just to recoup from the emotional discouragement she got from her defeat. After heavily intoxicated, she picked a fight with everyone in the bar...
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! Add yours now! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
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Postby Dabberwocky » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:01 am

And nearly died. However...
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Postby Kyletana » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:05 am

a mad scientist injected nanites into her bloodstream and the nanites repaired her injuries...
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:07 am

...and gave her the ability to teleport. Next thing you know, she was enjoying a wonderful massage in a luxury spa near Budapest.
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Postby Dabberwocky » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:07 am

Soon the doctor became famous and...
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:09 am

...ran for office, seeking to become the new prime minister of Canada.

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Postby Amuaplye » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:14 am

Cabo Corelli wrote:...ran for office, seeking to become the new prime minister of Canada.

And then gets crushed to death by a giant cheese curd.
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Postby East Lodge » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:17 am

The cheese curd had turned into stone and became a popular statue.
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Postby Dabberwocky » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:08 am

Soon, people all over the universe fled to the statue for no apparent reason.
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