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Valkalan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Valkalan » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:46 am

TZ. The AN is simply too peaceful.
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The Directorate of Valkalan is a federation of autonomous city-states which operate a joint military and share uniform commercial and civil law and a common foreign policy. The Directorate is populated by a mix of Nordic, Persian and South Asian peoples. The Directorate favors free market policies and invests aggressively in science and technology.

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Toaslandia
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Posts: 1315
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Toaslandia » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:46 am

The Zravvisk just because they're dragons.
EDIT: Valkalan simply because a peaceful military would probably lose.
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Scientificum
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Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:02 am

Toaslandia. Just looked up their factbooks and they have a spaceship that can destroy an entire planet. Even Valkalan's FT stuff can't do that.
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Katten en Kittens van de Wereld
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Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Katten en Kittens van de Wereld » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:05 am

Toaslandia

I will have to say that Science will win for them, but at the end of the day, Toaslandia will toast the heck out of them.

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We have a near-invincible kitten that acts as a commander of a billion cats. They don't do much, but they're near indestructible, and they will claw you till you die. :P
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RubbaDucky
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Founded: Jan 10, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby RubbaDucky » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:09 am

Katten en Kittens van de Wereld. Invincible kitten means usually TOTAL VICTORY.

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Anglomir
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Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Anglomir » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:09 am

Science and capitalism + ruthless evil corporate dictators = finding a way to beat impossible kittens

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The cats would win
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Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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The Zravvisk
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Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:53 am

RubbaDucky.
They already have complete infiltration of their enemy.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
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Frievolk
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Frievolk » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:54 am

The Zravvisk, obviously.
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The 1st Galactic Empire
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Founded: Jan 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The 1st Galactic Empire » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:03 am

The Zravvisk, Zravvisk go space weaponry and space ships
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Five Nations
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Posts: 75
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Five Nations » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:52 am

The 1st Galactic Empire
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
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Astoriya
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Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Astoriya » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:54 am

The 1st Galactic Empire

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Soleanna
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Founded: May 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Soleanna » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:59 am

Five Nations
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  • All visual graphics are designed by myself a.k.a Annolix, if not modified to my liking ex. characters, cities.
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My Own Imagination
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Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby My Own Imagination » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:05 am

Soleanna
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Czech-Bohemia
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Founded: Feb 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Czech-Bohemia » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:33 am

MOI since he's just a giant bundle of insanity and meme magic.
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Alanis Star
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Founded: Mar 05, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Alanis Star » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:11 am

MOI for the same reason, plus the face that they have a good 200+ puppets ready to take over. And those puppets have crazy people as well
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Uinted Communist of Africa
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Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:48 pm

Czech....but only if it was 1vs1. If allies were involved MANY nations would rush to Alanis Star's aid(mine included)
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!! Stats are for the mentally advanced...change my mind.
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Five Nations
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Postby Five Nations » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:49 pm

United of Commnist Africa
Current date: 3rd of July 2981.
News: Bulgarians became the second biggest ethnic group in the People's Commonwealth of The Five Nations and overtook the Koreans.
True policies of my state. I don't use NS Policies.
Radio Kepler 22-b

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Vaeruio
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Posts: 36
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Vaeruio » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:50 pm

Africa

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The Burke Islands
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Founded: Apr 25, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Burke Islands » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:56 pm

Five Nations has numbers that are honestly unbelievable (100,000 carriers?) and I couldn't find any military stats for Vaeruio so Five Nations wins by default.
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Uinted Communist of Africa
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:12 pm

The burke islands.
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!! Stats are for the mentally advanced...change my mind.
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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Bengal-Siamese Empire
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Founded: Jan 23, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Bengal-Siamese Empire » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:10 pm

Burke Islands

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Metamen
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Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Metamen » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:23 pm

"This is a difficult one. But by virtue of containing nuclear capability, and the other not even designating any ability to counter such projectiles. I have to give it to the Communist Monarchy."
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Soleanna
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Founded: May 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Soleanna » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:33 pm

Metamen
═───╡ The Royal Herald ╞───═
His Majesty, the King of Soleanna has declared the Kingdom will be holding a Royal Ball, inviting foreign representatives from all over the known world of Mobius.
  • NS Stats are not used
  • Soleanna's name was deprived from Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, although not much else is relative to the game.
  • All visual graphics are designed by myself a.k.a Annolix, if not modified to my liking ex. characters, cities.
  • I believe that the World Assembly is the actual tyrant here, stripping individual nations of their sovereign right to govern how they please | ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つ[WA is Tyranny]

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The Technocrates
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Founded: Oct 19, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Technocrates » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:35 pm

metaman, considering scientific advancement and defense spending
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Anglomir
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Founded: Aug 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Anglomir » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:08 pm

The Technocrates
OBERKONIGREICH OF ANGLOMIR |ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚾᚷᛞᛟᛗ ᛟᚠ ᚨᛚᛗᛟᚾᚷᛁᚱ | Portal (Home) | National Anthem
Zitravgrad wrote:"In every man, there is an animal that wishes to dominate. But in Anglomir, we are already the dominating race."

The English Regions wrote:Nationalistic and overly serious, whose idea of fun is having a beer whilst making jokes about foreigners.

Convallaria wrote:Paternalistic Conservatism with elements of theological dominionism.

Painisia wrote:Neo-fascist monarchy

Tondo Federation wrote:Germano-Nordic Vikings who drink a lot of beer and work for 40 hours a day

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