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The AN declares war on you. What is your reaction? II

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Bluelight-R006
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Anarchy

The AN declares war on you. What is your reaction? II

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:48 am

The second version of the game is up. It’s self-explanatory.

I’d ignore their threat because they’re non-existent. They can’t do anything. :eyebrow:
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Hystaria
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Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hystaria » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:50 am

Ignore cause trying to invade is impossible and vise verso
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Lanorth
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Lanorth » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:52 am

My Defense Forces are much better than the AN's. Bring it on!
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Hinodia
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Founded: Nov 28, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Hinodia » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:53 am

“...Why would they declare war without a military? And where the hell are they in the first place?”
- Imperatrix Akatsuki

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A hegemonic empire in Northeast Asia, currently led by the reformist Imperatrix Akatsuki. Once a heavily ethnocentric and militaristic state, the Imperial Federation has begun to liberalize to better solve the problems that face it in the modern day.

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Astoriya
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:54 am

*snores*...'Is this a joke?"'

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Pragerist America
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Founded: Jan 27, 2019
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Postby Pragerist America » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:55 am

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The Lusitanian Federation
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Postby The Lusitanian Federation » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:58 am

Reject their war declaration. We have more important wars to deal with.
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The Zravvisk
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Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:20 am

Offer peace, but start planing ambushes of their smaller fleets if they refuse.
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Pragerist America
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Postby Pragerist America » Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:51 pm

“God is on the side of the American people!”
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GlobalControl
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby GlobalControl » Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:54 pm

"I thought I said stay off my lawn."
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Arandias
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Founded: Sep 21, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arandias » Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:55 pm

Tactically Nuke them and try Dennis Prager for war crimes and put him before a fire squad if he survives /ninja'd
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Captaincy of Calidia
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Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Captaincy of Calidia » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:21 pm

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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:26 pm

"...so how terrible of a nation are we that some nation thousands of miles away without actual contact with us decide to declare war on us?"
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad

"Cold War logic, comrade. As long as we are Eastern Slavs drinking vodka and strolling by the Kremlin, we will be bad people."
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"But this 'Cold War' didn't happen in our world."

"I mean... it probably happens in theirs."
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Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Currently going for a cultural revival and huge retconning, and it's been only ten years since Independence War. Lowkey a political black comedy with occasional serious gags. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Founded: Dec 07, 2018
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Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:26 pm

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Endem
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Postby Endem » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:28 pm

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Haja-Mishu
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Founded: Jun 27, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Haja-Mishu » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:29 pm

"I don't give a damn how quickly you can annihilate us. We shall resist you until we are all killed, and then you can bet your ass we'll be haunting you!"

AN: "You are no match for the Immortal Concordat. Take back your declaration of war and your ignorance just might be forgiven."
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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:30 pm

Endem wrote:"Well Shit, we are entirely not prepared"
Quinn Fult, Minister of War

"Oh come on we will get them on our side, send 'em some champagne and Galaxy Coffee, don't forget Cobra Snake"
Visco LaStrusse, Leader

[insert random South Park reference here]

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IC name is the Neo-British Empire. all factbooks.
10.5 according to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
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Philosophical Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... =52.5&s=80
MBTI: ENTP
I'm an anarcho-syndicalist IRL. This nation is actually intended as a dystopia and/or as a mockup of liberal capitalism. From the outside, it looks almost like a dictatorship or an oligarchy, but it's actually no more corrupt than any other capitalist democracy.
"GoMies sTaRVe" debunking: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1646771/

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Zetaopalatopia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zetaopalatopia » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:06 pm

Haja-Mishu wrote:"I don't give a damn how quickly you can annihilate us. We shall resist you until we are all killed, and then you can bet your ass we'll be haunting you!"

AN: "You are no match for the Immortal Concordat. Take back your declaration of war and your ignorance just might be forgiven."


Seeing as their main offensive weapon is a vacuum optimized laser designed for ship to ship combat there is little threat to our planet based campus due to the diffusive nature the atmosphere has on focused light weapons. Our retaliation method would mostly be military hacking and an onslaught of lectures and essays outlining the benefits of a diplomatic solution

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The Intermarian Order
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Founded: Dec 18, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Intermarian Order » Sun Feb 03, 2019 5:25 pm

"My Excellency, an university has declared war on us. What immediate and proper course of action shall we take? The precision strike? Incineration?"
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"Captain Lazarenko, please send out special snowflake agents to infiltrate their and establish a safe space. This will create a magnitude of unrest and lower their academic standards. We shall see and wait for this university to go out of business."

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Deltanium
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Founded: Feb 09, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Deltanium » Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:09 pm

"This is simply retarded. A nation in another universe with a lower population declares war on us? Nonsense. Guess that first nuclear war didn't teach 'em. Bring the Nukes!"

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Kuxtor
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kuxtor » Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:23 pm

"How much do our neighbors like us, again?"
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Bokhtar
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bokhtar » Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:49 pm

Kuxtor wrote:"How much do our neighbors like us, again?"
"I-I'm not sure, Chancellor. The missile defense system is at least online and all air, land and sea units await your order."

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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:33 am

[insert insane laughter here] - President James Hormet
Is Homosexual.
IC name is the Neo-British Empire. all factbooks.
10.5 according to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Literature Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... a=100&p=80
Philosophical Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... =52.5&s=80
MBTI: ENTP
I'm an anarcho-syndicalist IRL. This nation is actually intended as a dystopia and/or as a mockup of liberal capitalism. From the outside, it looks almost like a dictatorship or an oligarchy, but it's actually no more corrupt than any other capitalist democracy.
"GoMies sTaRVe" debunking: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1646771/

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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:40 am

"THEY JUST SAW OUR DECLARATION OF WAR TEN POSTS AGO! COMRADES! DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY!"
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Currently going for a cultural revival and huge retconning, and it's been only ten years since Independence War. Lowkey a political black comedy with occasional serious gags. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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The World Capitalist Confederation
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Posts: 479
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:52 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"THEY JUST SAW OUR DECLARATION OF WAR TEN POSTS AGO! COMRADES! DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY!"
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad

Now that’s a bit harsh, don’t you think?

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Is Homosexual.
IC name is the Neo-British Empire. all factbooks.
10.5 according to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Literature Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... a=100&p=80
Philosophical Index: http://www.dichotomytests.com/results.h ... =52.5&s=80
MBTI: ENTP
I'm an anarcho-syndicalist IRL. This nation is actually intended as a dystopia and/or as a mockup of liberal capitalism. From the outside, it looks almost like a dictatorship or an oligarchy, but it's actually no more corrupt than any other capitalist democracy.
"GoMies sTaRVe" debunking: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1646771/

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