Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Takantionstan]

You get elected at the hight if the pandemic
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i wish for a spoon

[Oklipenty]

Granted, but it's a very delicate plastic spoon that snaps halfway through your meal
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I wish my landlord would let me have a pet snake

[Canvalland]

Granted, but the snake must be shorter than 20 centimeters.

I wish the one replied to this will have a happy day tomorrow

[Bosnia Medieval RP]

granted but you will have a bad day tomorrow

i wish for a dragon

[Zanderlock]

They actually have a very bad day

I wish for this wish To not be corruped in any way by any sort of loophole or anything that is negative towards anyone else or favoring anyone else with anyway.

[The Finntopian Empire]

You die

Teleportation

[Bardarus]

Granted, but you are transported to a Death World very similar like Catachan in the Warhammmer 40K universe.

I wish for a girlfriend.

[Dalavi]

granted, but shes inmaginary

still wishing for a dragon

[San Lumen]

Granted but it leads an army of them to take over the world

I wish for a White Christmas.

[Canvalland]

Granted but you slept through most of the day due to winter-sleepiness

I wish the rain will turn into snow soon

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, as rain turns into snow everywhere and a new ice age begins.

I wish my manager always gave me the days I request and not the ones I don't.

[Homyland]

Granted, since you requested vacation days you're given those days... To work.

I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

Granted, you have lost the ability to make any further wishes and thus you have no wishes to corrupt. Your ability to wish will return in 12 hours.

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I wish that my NS country was real and I lived in my favorite city in my nation.

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, however, Putin has invaded your nation and your favorite city is suffering from its strategic importance.

I wish Video Assistant Referee was never used.

[San Lumen]

granted but only for a day

I wish for China to become a democracy.

[Pathonia]

Granted, but in the chaos the country is nuked.
I wish I had a wish.

[Canvalland]

Granted, but that came up during your sleep so when you wake up you only remember you had it.

I wish everyone can pronounce words properly when they talk

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Granted. But crime increases so hard you are ousted immediately.

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I wish to be good at basketball.

[San Lumen]

Granted but you never get to join the NBA

I wish for Lewis Cato leader of the Late Show Band to wear leather pants more often.

[Talchyon]

Granted. But he wears those leather pants under baggy Hammer pants, so you can't see them.


I wish that tarring and feathering was still a legitimate and legal form of political dissidence.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted but it kills you

I wish for cake not to tell lies

[The free city of Kravolec]

granted, it no longer talks

i wish for kfc

[Perikuresu]

Granted, but whilst it was being made a cockroach skittered outside the bag where the Chicken was and half the chicken in ur bucket was dropped on the floor. But you won't know...

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I wish lightsabers existed

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but they're banned for civilian use.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to for as long/short as needed like an RPG.

[Scientificum]

Granted, but in order to have you sleep as long as you want, your body is made immobile and unable to register and respond to any stimuli until the time has elapsed. You end up dying in your sleep due to something or other. Doesn't matter what it was, you weren't able to notice it happening.

I wish that every forum post I make from here on out will be the x,000th post on a thread.