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Takantionstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Takantionstan » Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:00 am

You get elected at the hight if the pandemic
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i wish for a spoon
Just imagine a Neutral underground dictatorship who likes to trade. There you got Takantionstan. Also Rigel pact member

Father of Barcus Nation and New-Lamp Dynasty, so yeah i got alot of factbooks to work on considering that i have like a billion more nations to work on..... if you want to see thing i am working on the most, i would go to Lamps "On Hold (OV)" factbook, currently making a much awaited overview for Lamp there. Otherwise give me time.

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Oklipenty
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 25, 2022
Libertarian Police State

Postby Oklipenty » Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:10 am

Granted, but it's a very delicate plastic spoon that snaps halfway through your meal
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I wish my landlord would let me have a pet snake
NS stats kinda used: see factbook clarifying NS policies for more information
he/him
stand with ukraine

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Canvalland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Canvalland » Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:58 pm

Granted, but the snake must be shorter than 20 centimeters.

I wish the one replied to this will have a happy day tomorrow
Respubliha nas Canvalland
En Dellingen var naar!


IC: Centrist-Progressivism, Modern-day Ásatrú follower, Liberalism, Pro-Gun Ownership
IRL: Democratic Socialist, Anti-Capitalism, Mandatory Gun Ownership, LGBT+ Rights, Anti-theism, Zero-State Solution
Psychology and German Major

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Bosnia Medieval RP
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Bosnia Medieval RP » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:01 pm

granted but you will have a bad day tomorrow

i wish for a dragon

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Zanderlock
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Zanderlock » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:02 pm

They actually have a very bad day

I wish for this wish To not be corruped in any way by any sort of loophole or anything that is negative towards anyone else or favoring anyone else with anyway.
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The Finntopian Empire
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: Jun 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Finntopian Empire » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:03 pm

You die

Teleportation
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Bardarus
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Jun 25, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bardarus » Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:13 pm

Granted, but you are transported to a Death World very similar like Catachan in the Warhammmer 40K universe.

I wish for a girlfriend.
Proud vassal empire of the Imperium of Man since 701.M41

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Dalavi
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Posts: 104
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:19 pm

granted, but shes inmaginary

still wishing for a dragon
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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81310
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:33 pm

Granted but it leads an army of them to take over the world

I wish for a White Christmas.
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Canvalland
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Posts: 129
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Canvalland » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:54 pm

Granted but you slept through most of the day due to winter-sleepiness

I wish the rain will turn into snow soon
Respubliha nas Canvalland
En Dellingen var naar!


IC: Centrist-Progressivism, Modern-day Ásatrú follower, Liberalism, Pro-Gun Ownership
IRL: Democratic Socialist, Anti-Capitalism, Mandatory Gun Ownership, LGBT+ Rights, Anti-theism, Zero-State Solution
Psychology and German Major

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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Wed Nov 30, 2022 8:29 pm

Granted, as rain turns into snow everywhere and a new ice age begins.

I wish my manager always gave me the days I request and not the ones I don't.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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Homyland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 160
Founded: Apr 25, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Homyland » Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:10 pm

Granted, since you requested vacation days you're given those days... To work.

I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted.
Welcome to Homyland.
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Posts: 1086
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:17 pm

Granted, you have lost the ability to make any further wishes and thus you have no wishes to corrupt. Your ability to wish will return in 12 hours.
I wish that my NS country was real and I lived in my favorite city in my nation.
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.

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Gavia Penguis
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Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:23 pm

Granted, however, Putin has invaded your nation and your favorite city is suffering from its strategic importance.

I wish Video Assistant Referee was never used.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81310
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:54 pm

granted but only for a day

I wish for China to become a democracy.

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Pathonia
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Posts: 19
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Pathonia » Thu Dec 01, 2022 8:56 pm

Granted, but in the chaos the country is nuked.
I wish I had a wish.
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Canvalland
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Posts: 129
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Canvalland » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:17 pm

Granted, but that came up during your sleep so when you wake up you only remember you had it.

I wish everyone can pronounce words properly when they talk
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Respubliha nas Canvalland
En Dellingen var naar!


IC: Centrist-Progressivism, Modern-day Ásatrú follower, Liberalism, Pro-Gun Ownership
IRL: Democratic Socialist, Anti-Capitalism, Mandatory Gun Ownership, LGBT+ Rights, Anti-theism, Zero-State Solution
Psychology and German Major

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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:22 pm

Granted. But crime increases so hard you are ousted immediately.



I wish to be good at basketball.
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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 81310
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:52 pm

Granted but you never get to join the NBA

I wish for Lewis Cato leader of the Late Show Band to wear leather pants more often.
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Talchyon
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Posts: 5742
Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:55 pm

Granted. But he wears those leather pants under baggy Hammer pants, so you can't see them.


I wish that tarring and feathering was still a legitimate and legal form of political dissidence.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 544
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Fri Dec 02, 2022 8:22 pm

Granted but it kills you

I wish for cake not to tell lies
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
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LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
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The free city of Kravolec
Envoy
 
Posts: 291
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The free city of Kravolec » Fri Dec 02, 2022 8:24 pm

granted, it no longer talks

i wish for kfc

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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2021
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Fri Dec 02, 2022 8:44 pm

Granted, but whilst it was being made a cockroach skittered outside the bag where the Chicken was and half the chicken in ur bucket was dropped on the floor. But you won't know...


I wish lightsabers existed
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!

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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:42 am

Granted, but they're banned for civilian use.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to for as long/short as needed like an RPG.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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Scientificum
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Scientificum » Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:44 am

Granted, but in order to have you sleep as long as you want, your body is made immobile and unable to register and respond to any stimuli until the time has elapsed. You end up dying in your sleep due to something or other. Doesn't matter what it was, you weren't able to notice it happening.

I wish that every forum post I make from here on out will be the x,000th post on a thread.
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