Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted. As a compromise, eating meat will kill you.


I wish I had the Infinity Stones.

[The Grand Western Empire]

Granted, but you can only use via physical contact

I wish to be given a diamond the size of a baseball

[Andronya]

Granted, but you need to throw it as if it was a baseball.

I wish for this week to be over already.

[San Lumen]

granted your abducted by aliens.

i wish for Twitter and Reddit to go offline worldwide and never come back online nor does anything like it replace it.

[Loli Christians]

Granted but you too, are disconnected. We have permanently shut down the Internet for you exclusively

I wished we didn’t have seasons. And that day and night both last 12 hours each every day for the rest of the year

[Rotzka]

Granted, the normal temperature is now normally 50 degrees Celsius

I wish I had a better gaming setup

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, you have to pay a weekly $5500 bill to allow the gaming set up to be active.


I wish I was the President of the US.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but China and Russia invaded and only DC is left.

I wish I could have my factbooks be already redone.

[Allistair Union]

Granted but only you can view them no one else.

I wish plastic never existed.

[Federation of Vanguard]

Granted but they are replaced with oil

I wish for a Better Economy

[Enhancee]

Granted but you’re the poorest person

I wish that I was a household name

[The Grand Western Empire]

Granted, but everyone gets your name wrong

I wish for a bottle of whiskey

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but you're on the medication given to alcoholics that causes violent, terrible vomiting on ingesting a drop of alcohol.

I wish my immune system was better at fighting sickness.

[Andronya]

Granted, you are practically immune to disease now, but your own immune system begins to attack your own body, now you have an Auto-Immune disorder.

I wish for good grades in this exam period.

[Allistair Union]

Granted, you are practically immune to disease now, but your own immune system begins to attack your own body, now you have an Auto-Immune disorder.

I wish for good grades in this exam period.

Granted however your tuition has now doubled.

[San Lumen]

since no wish was made you are hereby granted no wishes henceforth.

I wish every street in my city was lined with trees and flowers and more buildings had rooftop gardens.

[Alpistan]

Granted but they eat humans.


I wish livestock could talk

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, humans are livestock.

I wish that idealized small-town culture actually existed.

[Parai Hambriven]

Granted, all small town residents are Nazis.

I wish that governments became ultra-federal in order to allow the smallest subdivisions decide non-major decisions on their own instead of being controlled by larger areas.

[The Jamesian Republic]

Granted. Because the government is so devolved the subdivisions declare independence.


I wish that Nelson Rockefeller got the 1964 Republican nomination.

[Danubian Peoples]

Granted. Nothing really changes, because LBJ won by that much.

I wish food were more plentiful worldwide.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, a storm made of food deals heavy damage to multiple major nations.


I wish for an Bugatti.

[The Grand Western Empire]

Granted but you cannot enter or drive it

I wish for two extra arms below my two normal arms

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but they're heavily regulated by the state unless you ensure to keep them sleeveless and hairless to satisfy the right to bare arms.

I wish for a full head of hair.

[Fatatatutti]

Granted. Your head is full of hair. Your brain is in a styrofoam container.

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I wish it was suppertime.