Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but it's incorrectly prepared pufferfish.

I wish to wish a wish.

Queen of page 393

[Nessconfess]

Granted, It is a curse

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I Wish I had gooder spelling

[How you should not run a country]

Granted, and you use that power to allow me to take full control of your nation.


I wish to control all the nations.

[The Empire Of The Sutherlands]

Granted but your spelling becomes horrendously revolting

I wish not to be able to wish

[Loli Christians]

Granted but you’re probably 13 running that nation, so you’ll need your parents approval first

Ninja’d: Granted but you are also unable to sleep for the rest of your life

I wish everyone in my neighborhood loses their Wi-Fi so my Wi-Fi goes super fast as a result

[Nessconfess]

Granted, You actually lose your Wi-Fi 1 second later
I wish for Forum 7 to be Forum 8

[San Lumen]

Granted but only for a day

I wish Luke MacFarlane was my boyfriend.

[The Empire Of The Sutherlands]

Granted but Luke MacFarlane breaks up with you and gets married to your sister.

I wish that all salt will taste like sugar and all sugar will taste like salt but both will have the properties of jalapeños.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, Eating anything with salt and sugar will decrease your lifespan by 10 to the 10 to the 10 to the 56 years.



I wish for super strength.

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. Everything you touch breaks

I wish for a body pillow

[San Lumen]

Granted but Luke MacFarlane breaks up with you and gets married to your sister.

I wish that all salt will taste like sugar and all sugar will taste like salt but both will have the properties of jalapeños.

he's gay. /skip

[Cachard Calia]

Granted. Everything you touch breaks

I wish for a body pillow

Granted, but you are arrested for using a corpse as a pillow.

I wish to have an XBox Series X and a 4K, 120HZ tv

[Constellatium]

Granted, but every 10 minutes it updates for "bug fixes"

I wish for climate change to be reversed to natural levels.

[Wochaystein]

Granted, but every 10 minutes it updates for "bug fixes"

I wish for climate change to be reversed to natural levels.

Granted, but in the process, all of humanity is extinguished.

I wish for a new car

[Valiraisia]

granted, but it breaks down 5 seconds later.


i wish i had a bag of glitter

[The Grand Western Empire]

Granted, but whenever you open it, it spills across the floor and gets in the carpet.

I wish to be immune to fall damage

[Gavia Penguis]

EDIT: Ninja'd

Granted, but you cannot jump.

I wish to remember all names and faces of people I've met.

[Talchyon]

Granted. But you lose all means of communication except by smoke signals, so you can never tell anyone else what names and faces go with which.


I wish I had read and retained everything on my to-read-list as it currently stands.

[Andronya]

Granted, but you also get infinite curiosity; in time you'll also read things you didn't have to read... horrible things... and they'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish for a whiskey.

[The Academy of Terra]

You get the worst tasting whiskey ever of all time

I want all the other factions besides the aliens to cease to exist

[The Grand Western Empire]

Granted, but the aliens turn into humans.

I wish to have a golden sword

[Deblar]

Granted, but it's the same quality as a golden sword in Minecraft, which is to say not very high

I wish for ice cream

[The Kingdom of the Three Isles]

Granted, now all you can have is ice cream…even in -40 Celsius

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

No wish so I'll just carry on

I wish i could actually win a game of Civilization

[Talchyon]

Granted. But it's only because you beat a 2 year old who lost interest after 30 seconds and forfeited.


I wish that veganism was stigmatized as the cult that it is.