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Gavia Penguis
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Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:17 pm

Granted, but nobody remembers the word "wish" except you.

I wish the Beatles never broke up.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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Big brained monkeys
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Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Big brained monkeys » Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:22 pm

granted but their new music will be horrible

I wish my favorite video game has a new update (btd6)
why you should join the monkeys
1. you get to touch grass I know you get to beat: try to touch grass 99% challenge impossible
the
2. your iq increases rapidly why? easy is because humans are social animals and 1 person's iq is a lot smaller then 10 peoples iq combined
3.is monkeys are cool
final but not last bananas are yummy
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Cryochol
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 15, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Cryochol » Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:09 am

Granted, the update removes all monkeys except for the dart monkey.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted.
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Ostrovskiy
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 455
Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:07 am

Granted, you have no wish, not even a corrupted one.


I wish for Z-day to happen twice a year.
Fenda or something. Lame moralist (when it is politically convenient).

I am in these regions.

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

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Nova Bromelia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 105
Founded: Dec 23, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nova Bromelia » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:08 am

Ostrovskiy wrote:I wish for Z-day to happen twice a year.


And behold! There came to be one Z-day per year on Nationstates, and one In Real Life!

I wish for all clothing items that contain polyester to instantly, right now vanish from this planet!
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atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
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Lastandion
Political Columnist
 
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Founded: Sep 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Lastandion » Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:07 am

Granted, panic sreads as clothes dissappear, leading to the collapse of society.
I wish for venus the be habitable
A post apocalyptic communist nation after ww8 with plasma guns
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:55 pm

Granted. People can live on Venus, if they want to spend the equivalent of the GNP of several countries to get there.


I wish to read a good book I haven't read yet.
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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:59 pm

Granted, but you are shown a video version with 120FPS and 1 word per frame.

I wish for it to always be dark, and to be able to just eat rocks.
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If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:35 am

/bump
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Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Teletubieland
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Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:45 am

Granted. Its always dark because the moon has crashed into your town, burying you beneath tonnes of rock. Bon apetit!

I wish I could boil my kettle by clicking a button on my laptop.
This nation reflects some of my RL views, but with everything taken to the extreme.
RL Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -5.88; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.72

All Hail Emporer Pedro of Teletubieland!
God save the King and his commie regime!

Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".
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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:06 pm

Granted, but the kettle has to be overflowing and sitting on your keyboard.

I wish the lettuce were PM.
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Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Washington-Columbia
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Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:14 pm

Granted, the lettuce gets assassinated after it becomes PM.


I wish I was the head of Chiquita Banana.
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Million, Billion, Trillion, Rillion! -Dr Seuss's Hitler
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
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North Macaronesa
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Sep 06, 2022
Anarchy

Postby North Macaronesa » Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:18 pm

Granted, you are now the head of a fruit brand and bankrupt the company.
I wish for world peace!
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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:33 am

Granted. You get world peace... by being teleported back to the time of the Pax Romana, 25 B.C. Too bad you don't speak Latin.


I wish that the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile was also refitted to be more like the Batmobile!
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Cachard Calia
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Posts: 544
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:39 am

Granted, it can reach 200MPH, however it lacks brakes or steering.

I wish for BN to only make a wish if they DIDN'T corrupt mine.
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Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Astarter
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Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astarter » Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:43 am

Granted, but it only effects the nation that is 200 nations below you.

I wish for an electric potato
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San Lumen
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Posts: 81310
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:08 am

Granted but it can’t be touched

I wish all male police officers in my city wore leather pants and leather jackets.
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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 544
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:13 am

Granted, but the leather is thin enough to be see-through and they all arrest each other for public indecency.

I wish to wish a wish that wishes to wish a wish into wishxistence.
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LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
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We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Inner Albania
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Founded: Jul 21, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Inner Albania » Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:39 am

Granted, but everybody gets confused by your wish that wishes to wish a wish to wishxistence.

I wish for world peace.
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Everybody can be based, if they take the time & effort to do it.
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Teletubieland
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Posts: 150
Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:12 am

Granted. After humanity wipes itself out, the world is peaceful.

I wish for a general election.
This nation reflects some of my RL views, but with everything taken to the extreme.
RL Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -5.88; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.72

All Hail Emporer Pedro of Teletubieland!
God save the King and his commie regime!

Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".
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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 413
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:34 pm

Granted, the election is heavily rigged and no one can effect the results.


I wish I had a life of luxury in California.
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High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

Million, Billion, Trillion, Rillion! -Dr Seuss's Hitler
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Csenebilest
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Posts: 50
Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Csenebilest » Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:41 pm

Granted, you're in 1937 Kaiserreich America and the 2nd American Civil War starts in a week and you just got drafted.
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I wish to live in New York.
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Chan Island
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Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Chan Island » Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:45 pm

Granted. You live in the poorest, most miserable village in upstate New York.

I wish for joy
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Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.
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Godular
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:54 pm

BEWF you drown in tears of joy.

I wish for nothing.
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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Sun Oct 23, 2022 3:44 am

You become nothing.

I wish to eat sushi today
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