Corrupt a Wish VIII

[M-101]

Granted, your country became the most powerful, so that every nation in existence plotted for your destruction, which they achieve since friendship defeats the evil force

I wish to be more creative in my writing

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, you are no longer creative in literally every other skills you have.


I wish I was a Sun.

[Talchyon]

Granted. You become a member of the Phoenix Suns. You are a benchwarmer and never get to see playing time though.


I wish that German verb forms were easier to learn.

[Ryderville Islands]

Granted, They are so easy that everyone can learn them.

I wish that i wasn't a island

[Cachard Calia]

Granted. You are now landlocked, but have a navy and no army or air force.

I wish I could fall asleep.

[Napaqaq]

Granted, you only fall asleep for this one night and you are cursed to stay awake for the rest of your days.

I wish for my hair to stay how it is currently is all the time.

[Alpistan]

Granted but it freezes in place killing you.

I wish to always eat biryani

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

Granted, but it's all raw

I wish that specifically the nation below BN's wish has something to do with bananas

[Free Ravensburg]

granted, but due to multiple translations, it turns into pineapples. (banana - b = pineapple)

i wish pineapple pizza never existed

[Alpistan]

Granted but all food is disappeared and you starve to death
I wish for nothing

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

Granted, you and all of your possessions are immediately replaced by nothing. You disappear into the air never to be seen again.

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I wish Putin "disappeared."

[Alpistan]

Granted but spacetime is collapsed

I wish Islam was the official religion of Boldonia

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but the Catholic Church secretly controls the Islamic religious leaders there.

I there it took 36 hours for a day so I could do a 12-hour shift, sleep 12 hours, and still have 12 hours of free time.

[San Lumen]

granted but only for a week

I wish my ancestors settled in Canada as opposed to the United States.

[Finn And Keran 2]

Granted, USA never gained independence

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I wish i had more pizza to serve

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, you are baked in a geological pizza without the anchovies.

I wish people understood this reference.

[Big brained monkeys]

Granted everyone that doesn't know that reference has been shot and killed

I wish my dad came back with the milk

[Andronya]

Granted, he came back, but now you have to milk the cow he brought.

I wish for a dragon.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but it's Alduin himself.

I wish for me to live in my dream body for the rest of my life.

[San Lumen]

Granted but you must reside in the universe where Twilight is real.

I wish everything in the marvel cinematic universe was real and our in was Earth 616.

[Cachard Calia]

I love Twilight!
/skipme

[Talchyon]

Granted but you must reside in the universe where Twilight is real.

I wish everything in the marvel cinematic universe was real and our in was Earth 616.

Granted. You lived in that part of New York where the alien invasion took place in the Avengers. As a result, your car got smashed by the Hulk and your insurance didn't cover "attacked by angry green gamma monster." You're still having to clean up your neighborhood from all the destruction that took place.


I wish they had actually made that tv series about city workers who had to clean up after the Avengers demolished NYC after the alien invasion. That would have been fun.

[Teletubieland]

Granted. You sit through 10 episodes of workers putting scraps of metal in a skip.

Keeping the tv theme, I wish there was a new season of every show I like, no matter when it was made.

[Mommania]

Too bad the new season is missing the old showrunner and their lack of presence has mad the show lose the charm it once had.

I wish for CoD : World at War remake

[Cryochol]

Granted. The remake is completely unrelated to CoD.

I wish that this wish is going to be granted.