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M-101
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby M-101 » Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:49 am

Granted, your country became the most powerful, so that every nation in existence plotted for your destruction, which they achieve since friendship defeats the evil force

I wish to be more creative in my writing
A PMT/FT planet inhabited by one-meter-cubic ivory-CRT-monitor-resembling mechanoids called the Comps, which have a keen interest on information tech, manufacturing, and mining (despite having a small amount of mines)

I kind of remade my flag. Incomplete, but it will do for now—Factbooks are under construction.

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun Oct 16, 2022 10:42 am

Granted, you are no longer creative in literally every other skills you have.


I wish I was a Sun.
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#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Talchyon
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sun Oct 16, 2022 10:46 am

Granted. You become a member of the Phoenix Suns. You are a benchwarmer and never get to see playing time though.


I wish that German verb forms were easier to learn.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Ryderville Islands
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Founded: Aug 06, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ryderville Islands » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:43 am

Granted, They are so easy that everyone can learn them.

I wish that i wasn't a island

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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Sun Oct 16, 2022 8:08 pm

Granted. You are now landlocked, but have a navy and no army or air force.

I wish I could fall asleep.
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Napaqaq
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Founded: Oct 06, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Napaqaq » Sun Oct 16, 2022 8:11 pm

Granted, you only fall asleep for this one night and you are cursed to stay awake for the rest of your days.

I wish for my hair to stay how it is currently is all the time.
The Inspiration Behind this Nation
My People
Join the Institute of Cellulose!

I’m an independent because both political parties are whining babies. And yes, I’m aware my political views may be contradictory.
Member of NS since 2017! This is my newest main.

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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:19 am

Granted but it freezes in place killing you.

I wish to always eat biryani

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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:59 am

Granted, but it's all raw

I wish that specifically the nation below BN's wish has something to do with bananas
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Back from a bit of a hiatus (:
The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

LONG LIVE VÕIMEKUS!

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Nationalist "Greater Vespib" movement wants to annex the Azores. The horror | Hesna, the only remaining city inhabited by native Spibeans, given complete autonomy | De facto embassy for Taiwan operational

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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:38 am

granted, but due to multiple translations, it turns into pineapples. (banana - b = pineapple)

i wish pineapple pizza never existed
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:40 am

Granted but all food is disappeared and you starve to death
I wish for nothing
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:57 am

Granted, you and all of your possessions are immediately replaced by nothing. You disappear into the air never to be seen again.
I wish Putin "disappeared."
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.

Portal to Boldonia | The time has come, I'm starting to get bored of NS. I won't be as active anymore, but I will still occasionally hop on. But don't be worried if you don't hear from me. I'll be back, eventually. | Info for certain "effortposting" F7 threads that aren't really in a factbook.

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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:33 am

Granted but spacetime is collapsed

I wish Islam was the official religion of Boldonia

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Gavia Penguis
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Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:28 am

Granted, but the Catholic Church secretly controls the Islamic religious leaders there.

I there it took 36 hours for a day so I could do a 12-hour shift, sleep 12 hours, and still have 12 hours of free time.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Tue Oct 18, 2022 6:56 pm

granted but only for a week

I wish my ancestors settled in Canada as opposed to the United States.

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Finn And Keran 2
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Posts: 10
Founded: May 20, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Finn And Keran 2 » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:07 pm

Granted, USA never gained independence

I wish i had more pizza to serve
Pizza is better than F7.
Pizza is better than any forum on NS.
Pizza is superior.
DO NOT SAY PIZZA IS BAD OR SAY GOODBYE!/jk

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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:34 pm

Granted, you are baked in a geological pizza without the anchovies.

I wish people understood this reference.
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Big brained monkeys
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Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Big brained monkeys » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:40 pm

Granted everyone that doesn't know that reference has been shot and killed

I wish my dad came back with the milk :(
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why you should join the monkeys
1. you get to touch grass I know you get to beat: try to touch grass 99% challenge impossible
the
2. your iq increases rapidly why? easy is because humans are social animals and 1 person's iq is a lot smaller then 10 peoples iq combined
3.is monkeys are cool
final but not last bananas are yummy

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Andronya
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Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Andronya » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:58 pm

Granted, he came back, but now you have to milk the cow he brought.

I wish for a dragon.
Andronya: Your tropical, right-wing libertarian paradise.

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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:06 pm

Granted, but it's Alduin himself.

I wish for me to live in my dream body for the rest of my life.
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters

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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:01 pm

Granted but you must reside in the universe where Twilight is real.

I wish everything in the marvel cinematic universe was real and our in was Earth 616.

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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:04 pm

I love Twilight!
/skipme
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Wed Oct 19, 2022 4:31 am

San Lumen wrote:Granted but you must reside in the universe where Twilight is real.

I wish everything in the marvel cinematic universe was real and our in was Earth 616.



Granted. You lived in that part of New York where the alien invasion took place in the Avengers. As a result, your car got smashed by the Hulk and your insurance didn't cover "attacked by angry green gamma monster." You're still having to clean up your neighborhood from all the destruction that took place.


I wish they had actually made that tv series about city workers who had to clean up after the Avengers demolished NYC after the alien invasion. That would have been fun.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Teletubieland
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Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:54 am

Granted. You sit through 10 episodes of workers putting scraps of metal in a skip.

Keeping the tv theme, I wish there was a new season of every show I like, no matter when it was made.
This nation reflects some of my RL views, but with everything taken to the extreme.
RL Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -5.88; Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.72

All Hail Emporer Pedro of Teletubieland!
God save the King and his commie regime!

Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".

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Mommania
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Founded: Feb 07, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mommania » Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:24 am

Too bad the new season is missing the old showrunner and their lack of presence has mad the show lose the charm it once had.

I wish for CoD : World at War remake
Industrial society and its consequences

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Cryochol
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Founded: Sep 15, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Cryochol » Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:52 am

Granted. The remake is completely unrelated to CoD.

I wish that this wish is going to be granted.

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