Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Inner Albania** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:28 am

Granted, but the Martian aliens overthrow you 1 year later.

OOC: Alpistan, this is the second time I'm telling you, please stop taking over the thread

I wish my text was bigger

by **Alpistan** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:13 am

explain what you mean by taking over the thread

by **Talchyon** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:04 am

Inner Albania wrote:Granted, but the Martian aliens overthrow you 1 year later.

OOC: Alpistan, this is the second time I'm telling you, please stop taking over the thread

I wish my text was bigger

I was going to read your request as a wish. Then I saw the small print. So you get two grants.

Granted. Alpistan stops taking over the thread. Now he becomes a moderator and closes the thread.
Granted. Your text is bigger. So huge that it dwarfs the entire planet, 500 googleplex point font, which means that hostile aliens discover Earth and enslave us. Thanks.

I wish to take a nap today.

by **Alpistan** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:00 am

Granted but your nap is eternal.

I wish to own 200 antiques

by **Teletubieland** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:05 am

Granted, but no one wants old junk anymore and its all worthless.

I wish the wind would settle down.

by **Independent Republic of Boldonia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:09 am

Granted, but the wind stops completely resulting catastrophic effects around the world that cause an apocalypse.

I wish that my city's roads finally got repaved as they really need to be.

by **Alpistan** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:11 am

Granted but they are destroyed 30 seconds later

I wish to rule Earth.

by **South Talpatti** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:37 am

Alpistan wrote:Granted but they are destroyed 30 seconds later

I wish to rule Earth.

Granted. You are the ruler of earth because you are the sole survivor of an apocalyptic event.

I wish my wish never be granted.

by **Alpistan** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:39 am

Granted, but not granted, thus granted, but not granted, thus granted, but ANOMALY DETECTED

by **Independent Republic of Boldonia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:40 am

Alpistan wrote:Granted, but not granted, thus granted, but not granted, thus granted, but ANOMALY DETECTED

You're doing it again, wait for two other people to respond then post. It's a courtesy to all of us.
/skip

by **The Second Order of Life** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:41 am

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I wish I could make a save point at any time of my life and reload whenever I wish.

by **North Macaronesa** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:43 am

Granted, but you accidentally screw up the first moment and everything else is ruined.

I wish I could teleport

by **Ozeanreisende** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:47 am

Granted but you can only teleport 1 meter away from yourself
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I wish i could change the name of my country on nationstates

by **Second Peenadian** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 9:44 am

Granted, i wait for respond the BN said

I wish for AN (Ozeanreisende) post get granted

by **Wes Fan Nottaius** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:44 am

How about no

I wish I was a werewolf

by **Songateri** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:51 am

Granted. But you cant turn back into a human ever, you'll be furry for life.

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I wish my flag would be considered rather evil.

by **Juansonia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:27 pm

Songateri wrote:Granted. But you cant turn back into a human ever, you'll be furry for life.

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I wish my flag would be considered rather evil.

Granted, people assume it's OOC.

I wish that my suburb had a bus system.

by **Kingdom of Lechia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:25 pm

Granted. The buses are always 10-50 minutes late.

I wish I went to cinema for some cool movie with my crush.

(I'm a straight guy, ofc)

by **Free Ravensburg** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:49 pm

granted, but your crush friendzones you so hard you become a frog. did i mention that you are in France?

i wish some guy just eats

by **Washington-Columbia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:33 pm

Granted, you explode 4 days after you made your wish and you cannot prevent it.

I wish I was a Sextillionare

by **Second Peenadian** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:14 pm

Granted, you get tons of money after banned from NationStates for saying: "*ex"

I wish i recieved telegram

by **Free Ravensburg** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:20 pm

Granted, it’s a Spotify ad to try and get you to buy Spotify premium

I wish Spotify didn’t have ads

by **Diarcesia** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:47 pm

Free Ravensburg wrote:Granted, it’s a Spotify ad to try and get you to buy Spotify premium

I wish Spotify didn’t have ads

Granted, you have to pay more for the ad-free version and you have no way of canceling it.

I wish I could fly

by **Enhancee** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:38 am

granted, except you can never come down

i wish i made a dollar per day

by **Alpistan** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 7:39 am

Granted but you lose all of your previous money.

I wish that my country becomes the most powerful

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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