Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, the pufferfish was prepared incorrectly and you die of poisoning.

I wish for a lifetime supply of perfect coffee, sugar and milk.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but the fridge for the milk breaks and it takes 3 hours for the coffee to be made (it takes 2 hours of room temperature to cause milk to become dangerous for human consumption)

I wish I could see an official battle royale between Homelander (The Boys), Omni-Man (Invincible), and Titan (Megamind)

[San Lumen]

granted but your collateral damage.

i wish everything in the Marvel Cinematic Universe was real and our universe was Earth 616.

[Alpistan]

Granted but.. idk.
I wish for a lifetime of infinite sushi.

[Talchyon]

Granted. You get a lifetime of infinite sushi. Problem is, it's not your lifespan. You get just enough sushi based on the lifespan of the fly you just swatted.



I wish everyone who posted here gave hilarious wish-grants where what was wished for actually happened, just in a corrupt way.

[Alpistan]

Granted. nothing changed.

[Comicsland]

Granted! You get blank space as you wished for.

I want to be the president of the USA

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

Granted, however you are very unpopular and are immediately assassinated a week after you enter office.

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I wish that people would stop trying to destroy the United States and instead would work to fix it.

[Trivega]

Granted. You are so unpopular that you become the first president impeached from office.
Granted. But it's too late to save it.

I wish heart attacks can no longer occur

[Alpistan]

Granted but stomach aches are continual.
I wish for infinite gold.

[M-101]

Granted, unfortunately, it is pyrite AKA fool's gold

BN: I wish for the ability to draw whatever I think

[Alpistan]

Granted but you think of furries.
I wish to eat biryani for a week.

[San Lumen]

Granted but you can never have it again after that

I wish I had a physique similar to a bodybuilder I follow.

[Valiraisia]

granted but it lasts for 30 seconds.

I wish for... sushi.

[Finn And Keran 2]

Granted, It's power is too much for the earth and the earth is destroyed

I wish for my text to be smaller.

[The Military State of the Galapagos]

Granted but it’s so small nobody can read it and you get scammed out of a chocolate bar


I wish my gaming chair wasn’t broken

[Big brained monkeys]

granted you no longer have a broken gaming chair in fact you no longer have a gaming chair

I wanted a lego set

[Talchyon]

Granted. Your Lego set has nothing but one by one blocks in it. You can make a large, one-block-shaped tower. But that's about it.


I wish the Welcome to the Harkback Union rp was still going. It was great until our RP had to take some time away due to an emergency.

[Second Peenadian]

Granted. Welcome to the Harkback Union RP is so popular that even 6 years old ruining the rp by god modding

I Wish i become Moderator for 1 minute (EDIT: forget about it, i wish become a normal player)

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, your nation and everything you have has been reset.

I wish I was one of the finest generals in Europe.

[Cacatuoidea]

Granted, but your also tyrannical and take over Europe.
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I wish I could instantly resolve any issue.

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Granted. You resolve them but in 2 years they will result in atleast 16,256 people killed.

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I wish to eat as much as I want without gaining weight or getting sick.

[Alpistan]

Granted but you inexplicably die.

I wish to own a set of medieval Islamic armor and a sword

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. Its too heavy to use

I wish for drawings to turn out the way they do in my head

[Alpistan]

Granted but you forget how to draw.

I wish to rule Mars and live there