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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Thu Oct 13, 2022 6:51 pm

Granted, the pufferfish was prepared incorrectly and you die of poisoning.

I wish for a lifetime supply of perfect coffee, sugar and milk.
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Oct 13, 2022 6:55 pm

Granted, but the fridge for the milk breaks and it takes 3 hours for the coffee to be made (it takes 2 hours of room temperature to cause milk to become dangerous for human consumption)

I wish I could see an official battle royale between Homelander (The Boys), Omni-Man (Invincible), and Titan (Megamind)
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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:07 am

granted but your collateral damage.

i wish everything in the Marvel Cinematic Universe was real and our universe was Earth 616.

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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:09 am

Granted but.. idk.
I wish for a lifetime of infinite sushi.
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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:52 am

Granted. You get a lifetime of infinite sushi. Problem is, it's not your lifespan. You get just enough sushi based on the lifespan of the fly you just swatted.



I wish everyone who posted here gave hilarious wish-grants where what was wished for actually happened, just in a corrupt way.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:06 am

Granted. nothing changed.

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Comicsland
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Posts: 164
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Comicsland » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:20 am

Granted! You get blank space as you wished for.

I want to be the president of the USA
We are a socialdemocratic federal country founded in 1898 on the Fiji Islands by Richard Felton Outcalt.After a civil war in the '60s,we became socialdemocratic
I don't like comics as much as it seems to be
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:23 am

Granted, however you are very unpopular and are immediately assassinated a week after you enter office.
I wish that people would stop trying to destroy the United States and instead would work to fix it.
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Trivega
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Founded: May 10, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Trivega » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:25 am

Granted. You are so unpopular that you become the first president impeached from office.
Granted. But it's too late to save it.

I wish heart attacks can no longer occur
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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:25 am

Granted but stomach aches are continual.
I wish for infinite gold.
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M-101
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Posts: 368
Founded: Mar 02, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby M-101 » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:43 am

Granted, unfortunately, it is pyrite AKA fool's gold

BN: I wish for the ability to draw whatever I think
A PMT/FT planet inhabited by one-meter-cubic ivory-CRT-monitor-resembling mechanoids called the Comps, which have a keen interest on information tech, manufacturing, and mining (despite having a small amount of mines)

I kind of remade my flag. Incomplete, but it will do for now—Factbooks are under construction.

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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:44 am

Granted but you think of furries.
I wish to eat biryani for a week.

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San Lumen
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Posts: 81272
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:55 pm

Granted but you can never have it again after that

I wish I had a physique similar to a bodybuilder I follow.

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Valiraisia
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Posts: 22
Founded: Nov 14, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Valiraisia » Fri Oct 14, 2022 2:31 pm

granted but it lasts for 30 seconds.

I wish for... sushi.
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Finn And Keran 2
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Posts: 10
Founded: May 20, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Finn And Keran 2 » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:29 pm

Granted, It's power is too much for the earth and the earth is destroyed

I wish for my text to be smaller.
Pizza is better than F7.
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Pizza is superior.
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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:48 pm

Granted but it’s so small nobody can read it and you get scammed out of a chocolate bar


I wish my gaming chair wasn’t broken
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Big brained monkeys
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Posts: 62
Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Big brained monkeys » Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:54 pm

granted you no longer have a broken gaming chair in fact you no longer have a gaming chair

I wanted a lego set
why you should join the monkeys
1. you get to touch grass I know you get to beat: try to touch grass 99% challenge impossible
the
2. your iq increases rapidly why? easy is because humans are social animals and 1 person's iq is a lot smaller then 10 peoples iq combined
3.is monkeys are cool
final but not last bananas are yummy

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Fri Oct 14, 2022 10:57 pm

Granted. Your Lego set has nothing but one by one blocks in it. You can make a large, one-block-shaped tower. But that's about it.


I wish the Welcome to the Harkback Union rp was still going. It was great until our RP had to take some time away due to an emergency.
Things Betwixt - A fantasy, with a team of 5 characters in your party. More about die rolling to decide things based on skill points, etc., than just random chance. I play 5 greedy goblins.


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Second Peenadian
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Posts: 101
Founded: Dec 10, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Second Peenadian » Fri Oct 14, 2022 11:00 pm

Granted. Welcome to the Harkback Union RP is so popular that even 6 years old ruining the rp by god modding

I Wish i become Moderator for 1 minute (EDIT: forget about it, i wish become a normal player)
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why i love F7 thing, its funny. Doesnt like in both types of RPers (Tryharder and Godmodder)
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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Oct 14, 2022 11:50 pm

Granted, your nation and everything you have has been reset.

I wish I was one of the finest generals in Europe.
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If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
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Cacatuoidea
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Posts: 45
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Cacatuoidea » Fri Oct 14, 2022 11:59 pm

Granted, but your also tyrannical and take over Europe.
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I wish I could instantly resolve any issue.
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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:02 am

Granted. You resolve them but in 2 years they will result in atleast 16,256 people killed.


I wish to eat as much as I want without gaining weight or getting sick.
string cheese

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Alpistan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 662
Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:32 am

Granted but you inexplicably die.

I wish to own a set of medieval Islamic armor and a sword

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Wes Fan Nottaius
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wes Fan Nottaius » Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:59 am

Granted. Its too heavy to use

I wish for drawings to turn out the way they do in my head
NS stats are canon
Too lazy to make factbooks
I'm also Bri'ish just so you know

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Alpistan
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Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alpistan » Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:07 am

Granted but you forget how to draw.

I wish to rule Mars and live there

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