Corrupt a Wish VIII

[The House of Hamid]

They do, and the cult is combated actively as such... it results in it disappearing, all notions of environmentalism are taboo forever... unfortunately climate change was really real, and we all die.

I wish Capitalism and Communism would both finally disappear.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, homo sapiens is extinct

I wish for the same rights as straight, cis, Christian people

[Aguila de Oro]

Granted, but now nobody has human rights, and the hamster overlords have taken over.

I wish to have a stereotypical New Yorker Italian American accent.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but it’s high pitched.

I wish I was good and fast at writing/typing with no mistakes whatsoever

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but you lost your fingers.

I wish for a gyotou (a fusion of Japanese and Western-style chef's knives)

[Fatatatutti]

Granted. Here's one fused handle to handle and one fused tip to tip.

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I wish I could keep the crooks out of my castle.

[Talchyon]

Granted, but then your government collapses because all your officials and advisors somehow can't come in to their offices.


I wish that WW 3 doesn't start in my long lifetime.

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Granted. World War 2.5 starts and Germany wins this time.

I wish that this topic would FINALLY END.

[San Lumen]

granted an alien invasion occurs instead.

I wish for a physique like that of a fitness model and was in perfect health.

[Talchyon]

Granted, but you're brain dead. Perhaps like some fitness models?


I wish the Portuguese and Slovaks had been world super powers in the 16th and 17th centuries.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, they were the last two nations to survive the early Vogons

I wish to wish a wish about wishing for a pickled fish related wish

[Nomayuki]

You become the master of tongue twisters relating to pickled fish! But tongue twisters are illegal now, and so is pickled fish, so...

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I wish Ukraine reclaimed Crimea.

[Improper Classifications]

Granted, that's now the only part of Ukraine that's still Ukraine. Not because of Russia, though, because of Poland.

I wish that Poland ruled the world.

[Free Ravensburg]

granted, now we can no longer go to space.

i wish poland can into space

[Talchyon]

Granted. Now the country of Poland now cans vegetables and fruits in space, as compared to trying to can vegetables and fruits in cramped quarters. As for outer space, though, Poland can't.



I wish to get a major financial backer for my life, who gives me legal funds and doesn't care how I spend it.

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. He ends up taking your pension

I wish I knew all languages

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but you have no eyes, ears, tongue, or hands

I wish to become the most powerful being in the universe

[Valiraisia]

Granted, but no one actually knows you exist.

I wish for an oreo cookie.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but it’s a cookies and cream Oreo thins knockoff

I wish for a good monitor background

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

Granted, but one pixel has a color ID that is outside of the 256 range, so your computer constantly crashes

I wish that 15 minutes could save me 15% or more on car insurance

[Oppressthemville]

Granted, but you are now serving 100 consecutive life sentences for copyright infringement.

I wish I knew the name of the nation owned by Max Barry in nationstates.

[Danubian Peoples]

Granted. It has been beamed directly into your frontal lobe. Now we wait as the sacred and unknowable knowledge causes irreparable neurodegeneration.

I wish to know everything.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but that includes knowing everything false, so you can't tell which knowledge of what is real is real.

I wish for coffee.

[San Lumen]

granted but it tastes bad

I wish for Republicans to not win control of Congress, the presidency or a majority of governorships or state legislatures for the net 50 years.

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. After that amount of time they control the USA of the rest of time

I wish for some Sushi