Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted. You are brought to perfect health and a fitness model (and therefore their physique) is also brought into your residence. Understandably they're mighty miffed and quickly call the cops, so you get to enjoy your perfect health behind bars for kidnapping.

I wish for telekinesis powers.

Granted, but you can only use them on aliens.



I wish for the war in Ukraine to end in Ukraines favor.

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. Ukraine takes over the world

I wish for pop music to end completely

[Teletubieland]

Granted. The only remaining form of music is hip-hop.

I wish my tea would stay hot for longer.

[Inner Albania]

Granted. Your tea is 1000°C

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I wish rock music was the only remaining type of music

[Cachard Calia]

Granted. Now people can only listen to rocks banged together.

I wish for a cake

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but you have to complete portal first.

I wish for some food

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. You get pineapple pizza

I wish I was a cyborg

[Diamentium]

done, your brain is put into a half-microwave half-computer that is connected to the internet but its restricted only to watching tiktok

Ima be simple, i want a better pc

[Vallahalla]

granted, however it's a NASA supercomputer and the FBI arrests you accusing you of stealing it

I wish the SS United States was restored and began sailing again.

[Valiraisia]

Granted, but it broke down within the middle of it's first trip.
I wish for... hm... all of your life savings. Please say you have some o.o

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, you get nothing because I don’t have a savings account

I wish I had a savings account that could not be taxed upon by any government

[Fatatatutti]

Granted. It's taxed by every church instead.

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I wish Alphonse would fix my toaster.

[Improper Classifications]

Granted. It's taxed by every church instead.

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I wish Alphonse would fix my toaster.

Granted. Your toaster now has Windows 10 and there is no app to use the toaster, only to play Minecraft, which you don't have the storage for anyway.

I wish NationStates would stop bugging out with the nations at the tops of the leaderboards.

[Nephlaulley]

Granted. The bug fix results in other critical features of NationStates being broken.

I wish for people to stop being doomsayers on the Internet.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted. The Internet no longer exists.

I wish for the cake to not be a lie

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, you get an oatmeal raisin cake for saving the princess in Mario 64

I wish to own a CR-70 Corvette

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, you are arrested for kidnapping and enslaving a 7-year-old named CR-70 Corvette.

I wish for a gyotou.

[Talchyon]

Granted. But it's corrupted in some vague way that can't be described (and not at all because I have no idea what a gyotou is and am too lazy to look it up).


I wish the AN's gyotou came with a toupee.

[Astarter]

Granted, but it instantly kills him (not because I also don’t know what that is)

I wish some random kid playing Fortnite would shut up.

[Free Ravensburg]

granted, that random kid was you.

I wish i had better recording software for a speech i have to do, and for me to not go into debt because of it.

[San Lumen]

granted but it only works for a day.

I wish for Reddit to go offline indefinitely.

[Squirreltopia]

Granted, but now the redditors move into NS.

I wish the IRS would stop sending people to collect my taxes

[Teletubieland]

Granted, they assume you have no money and you are declared bankrupt.

I wish empty jars would clean themselves and jump into the recycling.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but they are color blind and fall into the trash, and the trash department doesn’t take glass, especially broken glass. You have to clean it or you are arrested by the HOA

I wish paper straws didn’t get soggy and were as strong as plastic straws

[Talchyon]

Granted. Paper straws no longer get soggy because they repel liquids, and liquid cannot touch them due to invisible force shields. Also, paper straws are now strong as plastic straws - which means to say, on any standard RP gaming system, they have a strength of less than 1.



I wish environmentalists realized they were in a cult.