Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Ayytaly]

Granted, but I nearly misunderstood it

I wish for homophobes and transphobes to go extinct

Granted. Now no one fears each other and buses are used to kill each other. (Semantics)

I wish more people get fat

[Nevertopia]

Granted, everybody is now American.

I wish for nation of the truly free, where people rule by actions, not committee, and the laws change to suit the individual, not the other way around.

[United Calanworie]

Granted, but they're also as statistically likely to commit pedophilic crime as trans and gay people.

I wish to not get banned for this post.

(Edit: got ninja'd. This comment was replying to Cachard Calia.)

*** Warned for trolling ***

Granted, but I nearly misunderstood it

I wish for homophobes and transphobes to go extinct

While not *quite* rising to the extent of trolling, this is definitely in the realm of "knock it off before it is." You have been cautioned.

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Granted. You are not allowed to visit said country.

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I wish that I can eat as much as possible without losing weight.

(edit: this is in response to nevertopia)

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, When you Eat, you have a 5% chance of dying to ensure that you never lose weight ever again.


I wish for the powers similar to a powerful superhero.

[Second Peenadian]

Granted. You able to resize to smallest thing ever


I wish this post get granted

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted. You able to resize to smallest thing ever


I wish this post get granted

Granted. That's what you wished for. Nothing happens.

I wish for a pie.

[Window Land]

Granted. It's delivered by a clown right into your face.


I wish my seasonal allergies were less annoying.

[Improper Classifications]

Granted. It's delivered by a clown right into your face.


I wish my seasonal allergies were less annoying.

Granted, but to make them less annoying, you have to take a very specific pill 24 times a day.

I wish I didn't have COVID right now.

[Teletubieland]

Granted. Instead you have lung cancer.

(But hope you feel better soon )

I wish every film and tv show I like was available on a single streaming service.

[Bakivaland]

Every device you see or hear cannot run any streaming service

I wish that I had all the food and drink I need and that I can eat it whenever I want and it never goes bad

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but it’s the nasty patty.

I wish for some food to just appear in the fridge/freezer

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. You have a surplus of food you don't know what to do with

I wish I knew japanese

[Talchyon]

Granted. You know Japanese! But this doesn't help you, as you now only live among the ancient Incas. Tough luck.


I wish that the Denver Broncos coaches are eternally just as lousy as their current coaches, no matter who they might hire.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted. The players, however, are so good, that they always win.


I wish that the Broncos always won their games.

[Talchyon]

Granted. They always win, however, by bribing the refs and cheating. Eventually the league finds out, fires everyone, rebrands the team and moves the team to Portland.


I wish I knew who the Seahawks were going to draft in the top 3 with one of the many picks Denver gave to get Russell Wilson.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, but a member is found guilty of sexual harassment, and all the others quit to avoid looking bad.

I wish for BN to not make one wish.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted. I'll make 2.


I wish for a pizza and a hot dog.

[Washington-Columbia]

Granted, the Pizza is purple and the Hot Dog is slimy.


I wish to be the dictator of a large and powerful country.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, you are the last king of France

I wish for an uncorrupted cup of coffee

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

Granted, but it's plain coffee with no sugar, creme, or any other flavourer

I wish that
I could think of something to wish for

[Tummylandia and Susistan]

Granted. The wishes you think will kill at minimum 10 people.

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I wish to get the paw of a monkey.

[Vallahalla]

granted, the paw can grant you 3 wishes but the way you get it is always screwed up.

I wish for free tickets to a good movie.

[San Lumen]

Granted but a meteor hits the theatre

I wish to have a physique like a fitness model and be in perfect health.

[Danubian Peoples]

Granted. You are brought to perfect health and a fitness model (and therefore their physique) is also brought into your residence. Understandably they're mighty miffed and quickly call the cops, so you get to enjoy your perfect health behind bars for kidnapping.

I wish for telekinesis powers.