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Ostrovskiy
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:02 pm

Valiraisia wrote:Granted!
Now your stuck there for the rest of your life.
Oh. and everyone there hates you.


I wish.... for good luck!

Granted. You're shunned by the rest of the world, because they can never do something that involves any luck with you.


I wish for good luck in romance.
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Cachard Calia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:58 pm

Granted. You fall in love with an a**hole who is kind to you only and who everyone hates.

I wish for a sugary, hot cup of coffee to appear, balanced, on my bedside table.
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Vallahalla
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Ex-Nation

Postby Vallahalla » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:04 pm

granted, the table collapsed due to the weight of the coffee

I wish the tsar somehow survived and is still in power today which means Putin won't be invading Ukraine

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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:07 pm

Turns out through political intrigue, vague loopholes, and incest the tsar today is Comrade Bernie Sanders who only cares for spreading his Tostitos empire and invading Turkey to reclaim Istanbul and rename it Tsarstanbul


I wish for a small plot of land to hunt on
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Hvernzan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Hvernzan » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:14 pm

Granted, but the only game there is a single white rhinoceros which you can't hunt due to conservation laws.

I wish I never had to sleep.

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Cachard Calia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:20 pm

Granted, now you are always exhausted and will die if you fall asleep.

I wish for a cup of coffee like the last that won't break the table.
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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:22 pm

Granted but the table beats you to death with that cup of coffee


I wish for a small 2 story house in the Utah countryside where I can farm and relax
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Ostrovskiy
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:23 pm

The Military State of the Galapagos wrote:Granted but the table beats you to death with that cup of coffee


I wish for a small 2 story house in the Utah countryside where I can farm and relax

Granted. You constantly get people trying to convert you to Mormonism.



I wish to earn 60K a year.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardnes and Atlanticana, citizen of The League and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Hvernzan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Hvernzan » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:25 pm

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Cachard Calia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:26 pm

Granted, you earn 60K in the lottery and get it all taken in taxes with all your worldly possessions.

I wish to kill the table
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Aguila de Oro
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Founded: Jun 03, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Aguila de Oro » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:26 pm

Granted, but mormons.


I wish for a sandwich.

previous country forgot their wish > : (
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NS stats arent canon lol

if you want to look at factbooks, let me make your 3 minutes of reading easier
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Wes Fan Nottaius
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wes Fan Nottaius » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:37 pm

Granted. It tastes horrible

I wish I had a bigger TARDIS
NS stats are canon
Too lazy to make factbooks
I'm also Bri'ish just so you know

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Chill beats LLC
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Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Chill beats LLC » Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:49 am

Granted, but it's so big that you get lost, starve to death, and many years later your remains are discovered by the intrepid crew of a scavenger ship who takes your skeleton along with them on their adventures and calls you "Boney McBoneFace"

I wish to be gifted a life time subscription to every streaming service
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Ostrovskiy
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:33 am

Chill beats LLC wrote:Granted, but it's so big that you get lost, starve to death, and many years later your remains are discovered by the intrepid crew of a scavenger ship who takes your skeleton along with them on their adventures and calls you "Boney McBoneFace"

I wish to be gifted a life time subscription to every streaming service

Granted, but a new one comes along with all the good TV shows from then on out.


I wish for a book.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardnes and Atlanticana, citizen of The League and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Nova Universo
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nova Universo » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:54 am

Granted. An exact duplicate of the Voynich Manuscript falls from the heavens to your feet. Happy reading!
I wish for a well-mastered full-track remix of Caramelldansen x Ye Hua Xiang.
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Gavia Penguis
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Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:35 pm

Granted, but it's only available for purchase in Russia.

I wish I could cook well.
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Saybentopia
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Founded: Sep 08, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Saybentopia » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:43 pm

Granted, but nobody likes it

Help, I can only write in tiny text
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Cachard Calia
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Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:58 pm

Not a wish

I wish for a London Fog.
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Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
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We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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Ostrovskiy
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:33 pm

Cachard Calia wrote:Not a wish

I wish for a London Fog.

Granted, the fog is actually dementors from HP.


I wish for eternal life.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardnes and Atlanticana, citizen of The League and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Iberq
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Founded: Oct 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Iberq » Thu Oct 06, 2022 6:06 pm

Granted, if you take a dump, you will die

I wish for a very horrible world

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Cachard Calia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:40 pm

Granted, you are immortal, cannot own anything, and are hated by everyone else, who are all infinitely rich and die painlessly whenever they want.

I wish that transphobes and homophobes would feel as anxious and dysphoric as I do.
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
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(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
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Cachard Calia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:49 pm

/bump
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We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:54 pm

Cachard Calia wrote:Granted, you are immortal, cannot own anything, and are hated by everyone else, who are all infinitely rich and die painlessly whenever they want.

I wish that transphobes and homophobes would feel as anxious and dysphoric as I do.


Granted but only for day.

I wish to have a physique like a fitness model and be in perfect health.

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Hvernzan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Hvernzan » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:54 pm

Granted, but they're also as statistically likely to commit pedophilic crime as trans and gay people.

I wish to not get banned for this post.

(Edit: got ninja'd. This comment was replying to Cachard Calia.)
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Cachard Calia
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:00 pm

Granted, but I nearly misunderstood it

I wish for homophobes and transphobes to go extinct
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A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters

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