Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Ostrovskiy** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:02 pm

Valiraisia wrote:Granted!
Now your stuck there for the rest of your life.
Oh. and everyone there hates you.

I wish.... for good luck!

Granted. You're shunned by the rest of the world, because they can never do something that involves any luck with you.

I wish for good luck in romance.

by **Cachard Calia** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:58 pm

Granted. You fall in love with an a**hole who is kind to you only and who everyone hates.

I wish for a sugary, hot cup of coffee to appear, balanced, on my bedside table.

by **Vallahalla** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:04 pm

granted, the table collapsed due to the weight of the coffee

I wish the tsar somehow survived and is still in power today which means Putin won't be invading Ukraine

by **The Military State of the Galapagos** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:07 pm

Turns out through political intrigue, vague loopholes, and incest the tsar today is Comrade Bernie Sanders who only cares for spreading his Tostitos empire and invading Turkey to reclaim Istanbul and rename it Tsarstanbul

I wish for a small plot of land to hunt on

by **Hvernzan** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:14 pm

Granted, but the only game there is a single white rhinoceros which you can't hunt due to conservation laws.

I wish I never had to sleep.

by **Cachard Calia** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:20 pm

Granted, now you are always exhausted and will die if you fall asleep.

I wish for a cup of coffee like the last that won't break the table.

by **The Military State of the Galapagos** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:22 pm

Granted but the table beats you to death with that cup of coffee

I wish for a small 2 story house in the Utah countryside where I can farm and relax

by **Ostrovskiy** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:23 pm

The Military State of the Galapagos wrote:Granted but the table beats you to death with that cup of coffee

I wish for a small 2 story house in the Utah countryside where I can farm and relax

Granted. You constantly get people trying to convert you to Mormonism.

I wish to earn 60K a year.

by **Hvernzan** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:25 pm

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by **Cachard Calia** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:26 pm

Granted, you earn 60K in the lottery and get it all taken in taxes with all your worldly possessions.

I wish to kill the table

by **Aguila de Oro** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:26 pm

Granted, but mormons.

I wish for a sandwich.

previous country forgot their wish > : (

by **Wes Fan Nottaius** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:37 pm

Granted. It tastes horrible

I wish I had a bigger TARDIS

by **Chill beats LLC** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:49 am

Granted, but it's so big that you get lost, starve to death, and many years later your remains are discovered by the intrepid crew of a scavenger ship who takes your skeleton along with them on their adventures and calls you "Boney McBoneFace"

I wish to be gifted a life time subscription to every streaming service

by **Ostrovskiy** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:33 am

Chill beats LLC wrote:Granted, but it's so big that you get lost, starve to death, and many years later your remains are discovered by the intrepid crew of a scavenger ship who takes your skeleton along with them on their adventures and calls you "Boney McBoneFace"

I wish to be gifted a life time subscription to every streaming service

Granted, but a new one comes along with all the good TV shows from then on out.

I wish for a book.

by **Nova Universo** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:54 am

Granted. An exact duplicate of the Voynich Manuscript falls from the heavens to your feet. Happy reading!

I wish for a well-mastered full-track remix of Caramelldansen x Ye Hua Xiang.

by **Gavia Penguis** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:35 pm

Granted, but it's only available for purchase in Russia.

I wish I could cook well.

by **Saybentopia** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:43 pm

Granted, but nobody likes it

Help, I can only write in tiny text

by **Cachard Calia** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:58 pm

Not a wish

I wish for a London Fog.

by **Ostrovskiy** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:33 pm

Cachard Calia wrote:Not a wish

I wish for a London Fog.

Granted, the fog is actually dementors from HP.

I wish for eternal life.

by **Iberq** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 6:06 pm

Granted, if you take a dump, you will die

I wish for a very horrible world

by **Cachard Calia** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:40 pm

Granted, you are immortal, cannot own anything, and are hated by everyone else, who are all infinitely rich and die painlessly whenever they want.

I wish that transphobes and homophobes would feel as anxious and dysphoric as I do.

by **Cachard Calia** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:49 pm

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by **San Lumen** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:54 pm

Cachard Calia wrote:Granted, you are immortal, cannot own anything, and are hated by everyone else, who are all infinitely rich and die painlessly whenever they want.

I wish that transphobes and homophobes would feel as anxious and dysphoric as I do.

Granted but only for day.

I wish to have a physique like a fitness model and be in perfect health.

by **Hvernzan** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:54 pm

Granted, but they're also as statistically likely to commit pedophilic crime as trans and gay people.

I wish to not get banned for this post.

(Edit: got ninja'd. This comment was replying to Cachard Calia.)

by **Cachard Calia** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:00 pm

Granted, but I nearly misunderstood it

I wish for homophobes and transphobes to go extinct

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