Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Floofybit]

Granted, you're very bored in your life. Nothing left to learn, nothing left to do. A new image comes to your mind, previously you knew you would die of old age decades in the future, now it's suicide in 5 minutes.

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I wish Brownsville TX would stop scraping every single ship in the Navy and start turing them into museum ships.

Granted. All the scraped ships are turned into museum scrapings.

I want a watermelon please

[Trans-Uralia]

Granted, You have a Lime

I wish to be 200 cm tall

[Nordustra]

Granted, but you've become a new target for the local pigeon sh^t mafia.

I wish to live with an unlimited supply of tuna melt bagels.

[Free Ravensburg]

I wish to live with an unlimited supply of tuna melt bagels.

granted, but to achieve this goal, you must first witness the deaths of 4 spoiled children and a ceo of a factory.

i wish people didnt understand this reference

[Cachard Calia]

Granted, you live with them for the fraction of a second before your abdomen becomes a black hole

EDIT: Ninja, wish granted, you made a reference you don't understand and broke your brain. EDIT II: ohhh, now i get it

I wish for my wish to not backfire

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, you live with them for the fraction of a second before your abdomen becomes a black hole

EDIT: Ninja, wish granted, you made a reference you don't understand and broke your brain

I wish for my wish to not backfire

Granted. You didn't make a wish to not be backfired, so absolutely nothing happens.


I wish I had the powers of Poseidon, but I'm not an ass like him.

[Valiraisia]

Granted!
Now Zeus has his master bolt pointed in your direction.
You also get a dead donkey!



I want lemonade

[San Lumen]

granted but it tastes awful

I wish for Reddit to go offline and not come back.

[United States of Island land]

granted but it tastes awful

I wish for Reddit to go offline and not come back.

Granted,but the rest of the internet goes offline aswell

I wish I could be a shapeshifter

[Talchyon]

Granted! You can shift your shape - however, you can't change the color of either your skin, your eyes, your hair or your clothes. Nor can you move the color from those regions, since they will all have the same relative spacing. That means unless you want to look exactly like you, everyone will be able to tell you're a weirdo.


I wish that censors were censored.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted! You can shift your shape - however, you can't change the color of either your skin, your eyes, your hair or your clothes. Nor can you move the color from those regions, since they will all have the same relative spacing. That means unless you want to look exactly like you, everyone will be able to tell you're a weirdo.


I wish that censors were censored.

Granted. Thousands of sensors stop working, leading to a crime spree.


I wish to be able to fly unlimited for free.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted. The rest of your life will be spent flying towards the ground.

I wish for a bottomless Thermos constantly full of hot but drinkable coffee.

[Teletubieland]

Granted. The coffee is just about drinkable, but barely. And you have no donuts or biscuits to go with it.

I wish every country had a monarch.

[Fatatatutti]

Granted. The monarch is Alphonse.

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I wish I had a 1959 Cadillac El Dorado convertible.

[Cachard Calia]

Granted. It's vomit yellow and gets a tenth of a mile a gallon.

I wish to pass as my identified gender.

[Parai Hambriven]

Granted, people only call you the gender that they've identified you as.

I wish that I didn't gassy when I drink caffeine in the morning.

[Trans-Uralia]

Granted, you’re only gassy when you drink Water at night

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I wish I wouldn’t stub my toe every morning when I wake up

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, you’re only gassy when you drink Water at night

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I wish I wouldn’t stub my toe every morning when I wake up

Granted. You now stub your finger.


I wish that I could wake up at normal times in the morning.

[Nevertopia]

Granted, you’re only gassy when you drink Water at night

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I wish I wouldn’t stub my toe every morning when I wake up

Granted. You now stub your finger.


I wish that I could wake up at normal times in the morning.

Granted, you wake up at a normal time from a different timezone.

I wish more people would vote in my election: viewtopic.php?t=524573&f=5&view=unread#unread

[Luna Bean]

Granted, everybody votes for Optimus Prime, therefore not changing the results.

I wish to be able to use 0.1% of shaggy's power

[Terran American State]

Granted. Now, your permanently stuck living the rest of your life as a dog

I wish that Israel becomes a world empire that it truly meant to be

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted. Now, your permanently stuck living the rest of your life as a dog

I wish that Israel becomes a world empire that it truly meant to be

Granted. Palestine does too and WW3 erupts.


I wish for world peace.

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. The world becomes boring

I wish I had a TARDIS

[Estebere]

Granted. It is a tiny one.

I wish to live in the fantasy version of Estebere that I'm working on.

[Valiraisia]

Granted!
Now your stuck there for the rest of your life.
Oh. and everyone there hates you.


I wish.... for good luck!