Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Squirreltopia** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 4:49 pm

Granted! You turn into a disgusting monster of flesh that’s in a constant state of torture before slowly dying.

I want a unicorn

by **Vertillia** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 4:51 pm

Squirreltopia wrote:Granted! You turn into a disgusting monster of flesh that’s in a constant state of torture before slowly dying.

I want a unicorn

Granted but the unicorn can walk on two legs and has a six pack.

I wish I had a Bugatti.

by **Gavia Penguis** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:14 pm

Granted. The engine is completely wrecked, all windows are shattered, wheels are gone, AND it doesn't even have that new car smell^(tm) .

by **Parai Hambriven** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:29 pm

Gavia Penguis did it incorrectly so I'll just respond to Vertillia and we can continue.

Granted, you're now the legal owner of a ten year old Italian boy with the last name of Bugatti. You're killed by an outraged mob let by Mr. and Mrs. Bugatti.

I wish that people would do more work to understand others instead of choosing to cut them out of their lives.

by **Ostrovskiy** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:40 pm

Parai Hambriven wrote:Gavia Penguis did it incorrectly so I'll just respond to Vertillia and we can continue.

Granted, you're now the legal owner of a ten year old Italian boy with the last name of Bugatti. You're killed by an outraged mob let by Mr. and Mrs. Bugatti.

I wish that people would do more work to understand others instead of choosing to cut them out of their lives.

Granted. It's psychologically impossible for a human to leave a bad relationship now.

I wish that a thousand random people drop dead, but it can't be anyone who I've ever spoken to, or myself.

by **Sweden 2022 RP** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:38 am

Granted, they all drop onto you while dead.

I wish i won the lottery

by **Free Ravensburg** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:37 am

granted, but that is taken out as taxes.

i wish Ian didn't destroy most of southern Florida

by **Independent Republic of Boldonia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:42 am

Granted, it destroys North Florida instead.

I wish that Russia was more democratic and Putin was ousted.

by **Wacka The Mavarrappi** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:47 am

Granted, now there's another nationalist from the oligarchy who took over after Putin

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I wish that everyone is happy

by **Ostrovskiy** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:48 am

Independent Republic of Boldonia wrote:Granted, it destroys North Florida instead.
I wish that Russia was more democratic and Putin was ousted.

Granted. Kazakhstan becomes the new evil.

I wish all the baloney in the world disappeared.

by **United States of Minecraftia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:58 am

Granted. You ate it all and subsequently die of dysentery.

I wish the Monkey's Paw was real.

by **Astarter** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:02 am

Granted, but every time you make a wish you die.

I wish I could respawn if I die (once).

by **Free Ravensburg** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:03 am

granted, but you respawn only in poland circa September 1, 1939 and you are drafted

i wish people treated people like people instead of lower than dirt

by **Reconnaissance 4** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:04 am

Granted, but you die immediately.

I wish for the reality stone, and if BN corrupts it in anyway, I shall get the reality stone. If they do not corrupt the wish, too bad. I get it.

by **Ostrovskiy** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:09 am

Reconnaissance 4 wrote:Granted, but you die immediately.

I wish for the reality stone, and if BN corrupts it in anyway, I shall get the reality stone. If they do not corrupt the wish, too bad. I get it.

Granted. The reality stone has no function, as it doesn't work in this multiverse.

I wish for my computer to be infinitely fast.

by **Fatatatutti** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:16 am

Granted. Your next ten thousand posts are already sent. You're banned for spamming.

I wish winter would never come.

by **Cachard Calia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:21 am

Granted. It now is constantly 1,537 degrees Celsius.

I wish that people weren't so hateful.

by **San Lumen** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:21 am

granted but only for a day

I wish Reddit, Twitter and Facebook would go offline indefinitely.

by **Wacka The Mavarrappi** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:24 am

Granted, now every person has gone to discord and become a discord mod

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I wish to have a pet goose

by **Cachard Calia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:28 am

Granted, the goose bites your eyes and makes you go blind.

I wish to be omnipotent

by **Free Ravensburg** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:29 am

granted, but its on your computer and steals your cursor

i wish i had a better laptop

by **Cachard Calia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:31 am

I think you got ninja'd
/skipme

by **Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:34 am

Granted. You now have a laptop with futuristic add-ons, but it is automatically set to Chinese and you can't change it.

I wish that WWIII would start already.

by **Cachard Calia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:36 am

Granted. Putin has strapped you to an ICBM and fired it.

I wish for omnipotency

by **Independent Republic of Boldonia** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:49 am

Granted, you're very bored in your life. Nothing left to learn, nothing left to do. A new image comes to your mind, previously you knew you would die of old age decades in the future, now it's suicide in 5 minutes.

I wish Brownsville TX would stop scraping every single ship in the Navy and start turing them into museum ships.

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