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Geissmarreich
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Founded: Jul 01, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Geissmarreich » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:15 pm

Axerwaijhanz wrote:Granted, but everyone else Is now depressed


I wish to have a Ps5


You get the PS5, but any game you play crashes after exactly 3 minutes.


I wish I could read any book in an instant.

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ThePlague
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Posts: 150
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ThePlague » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:21 pm

Geissmarreich wrote:
Axerwaijhanz wrote:Granted, but everyone else Is now depressed


I wish to have a Ps5


You get the PS5, but any game you play crashes after exactly 3 minutes.


I wish I could read any book in an instant.

Granted, but you forget about the book history in an instant.
I wish Die.
no, I am not depressive.
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I've killed over 75 million people, and if I have to, I'll do it again.

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Axerwaijhanz
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Posts: 18
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Axerwaijhanz » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:24 pm

Granted, but everyone forgot about you in a instant


I wish to have a block of cheese

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Ostrovskiy
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Posts: 440
Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:33 pm

Axerwaijhanz wrote:Granted, but everyone forgot about you in a instant


I wish to have a block of cheese

Granted, it's full of mice that eat it instantly.

I wish for NationStates to suddenly crash, and stay crashed for 10 hours.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardens, Skyforce member and Gen-Sec of Atlanticana, citizen of The League, Europeia, and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

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Axerwaijhanz
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Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Axerwaijhanz » Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:35 pm

Granted, but every Nationstates stan is outside your door


I wish I can fly

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:37 pm

Granted, you can fly but now you're in jail so it's useless


I wish for Greensleeves
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Tenth Wonder
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Founded: Aug 04, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Tenth Wonder » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:52 pm

Granted, but it's a Christmas sweater that is soaking hot

I wish to be taller

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Ostrovskiy
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Posts: 440
Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:52 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Granted, you can fly but now you're in jail so it's useless


I wish for Greensleeves

Granted, you have green sleeves on any shirt you buy.


I wish for immortality and unaging.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardens, Skyforce member and Gen-Sec of Atlanticana, citizen of The League, Europeia, and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Tenth Wonder
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Founded: Aug 04, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Tenth Wonder » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:00 pm

Granted, but you keep the look of your age

i wish to be taller

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Patriums
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 04, 2022
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Patriums » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:13 pm

You Became Taller, But Too Much, You Size is almost the size of a dubai Building, and you Smash dozens wherever you walk.

I wish that Brazil (my country) was more conservative

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Gavia Penguis
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Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:40 pm

Granted, but the majority of politicians claim to be conservation but actually only do what media tells them to do.

I wish I were eligible for military service.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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Ostrovskiy
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Posts: 440
Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:09 am

Gavia Penguis wrote:Granted, but the majority of politicians claim to be conservation but actually only do what media tells them to do.

I wish I were eligible for military service.

Granted. WW3 has started, your nation is on the losing side, and you're called in an emergency draft.


I wish for a healthy puppy.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardens, Skyforce member and Gen-Sec of Atlanticana, citizen of The League, Europeia, and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:15 pm

Granted. You have a healthy puppy with a very healthy bladder, and no way of being house trained. (And you can't bear to keep the poor puppy outside, so it sleeps on your bed).


I wish that genies no longer lived in bottles that you had to rub, but in vacuum cleaners that came out only in certain emergency cleaning sessions.
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Morozistan
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Posts: 27
Founded: Aug 13, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Morozistan » Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:19 pm

Granted, but you have to stick the vacuum cleaner to your eyeball in order to make a wish.

I wish Putin won't send my Russian comrade to war.
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Teletubieland
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Posts: 150
Founded: May 01, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Teletubieland » Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:39 pm

Granted. He sends you instead.

I wish the Ukrainian conflict would be settled by a boxing match between Putin and Zelenski.
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Democracy doesn't work. Nor does "Europe".

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Ostrovskiy
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Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Sat Oct 01, 2022 6:19 pm

Teletubieland wrote:Granted. He sends you instead.

I wish the Ukrainian conflict would be settled by a boxing match between Putin and Zelenski.

Granted. Putin cheats with his KGB training and kicks Zelenskyy in the nuts.


I wish for everyone to be bound by their promises.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardens, Skyforce member and Gen-Sec of Atlanticana, citizen of The League, Europeia, and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Loli Christians
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Posts: 47
Founded: Aug 23, 2022
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Loli Christians » Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:22 pm

Granted, because I technically did not have to do anything, so this only applies to empty promises

I wished the Alt-Right would disappear

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Gavia Penguis
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Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:28 pm

Granted, they've had a complete change of heart but are now eco-terrorists.

I wish they had just ended the Indiana Jones movies at The Last Crusade.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?

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Ostrovskiy
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Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Sun Oct 02, 2022 5:57 am

Gavia Penguis wrote:Granted, they've had a complete change of heart but are now eco-terrorists.

I wish they had just ended the Indiana Jones movies at The Last Crusade.

Granted. They start making horrible spin-offs and TV shows.


I wish America would be de-polarized.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardens, Skyforce member and Gen-Sec of Atlanticana, citizen of The League, Europeia, and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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Kavanos
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Posts: 30
Founded: Apr 27, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kavanos » Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:10 am

Granted, but America is now in eternal darkness.

I wish Mu existed.
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Sweden 2022 RP
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:13 am

Granted, it replaces Europe.

I wish Cuba 2022 RPs house isn’t haunted.
Puppet of Astarter

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New Eestiball
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Posts: 393
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Eestiball » Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:57 am

Granted, they’re now homeless

I wish.
Goodbye, everyone. It's been a blast.

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Valiraisia
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Posts: 22
Founded: Nov 14, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Valiraisia » Sun Oct 02, 2022 12:01 pm

Granted!
um.. what did you want granted again??
also that was your last wish out of three o.o


I wish my friend would stop spamming my inbox
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New Treyland
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Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:44 pm

Valiraisia wrote:Granted!
um.. what did you want granted again??
also that was your last wish out of three o.o


I wish my friend would stop spamming my inbox


Granted, but I start spamming your inbox instead

I wish Zelenskyy won the boxing match between him and Putin

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Ostrovskiy
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Posts: 440
Founded: Nov 01, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ostrovskiy » Sun Oct 02, 2022 4:47 pm

New Treyland wrote:
Valiraisia wrote:Granted!
um.. what did you want granted again??
also that was your last wish out of three o.o


I wish my friend would stop spamming my inbox


Granted, but I start spamming your inbox instead

I wish Zelenskyy won the boxing match between him and Putin

Granted. Putin has Zelenskyy assassinated the second the match is over.

I wish to die here on the spot.
Defender in The Order of The Grey Wardens, Skyforce member and Gen-Sec of Atlanticana, citizen of The League, Europeia, and The Rejected Realms, and HR director of Warzone Trinidad, which I was the first CEO of from April 7 to April 15 2023

I also coauthored SCR#439 and authored SCR#444

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote: Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT

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