Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Geissmarreich]

Granted, but everyone else Is now depressed


I wish to have a Ps5

You get the PS5, but any game you play crashes after exactly 3 minutes.


I wish I could read any book in an instant.

[ThePlague]

Granted, but everyone else Is now depressed


I wish to have a Ps5

You get the PS5, but any game you play crashes after exactly 3 minutes.


I wish I could read any book in an instant.

Granted, but you forget about the book history in an instant.
I wish Die.
no, I am not depressive.

[Axerwaijhanz]

Granted, but everyone forgot about you in a instant


I wish to have a block of cheese

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, but everyone forgot about you in a instant


I wish to have a block of cheese

Granted, it's full of mice that eat it instantly.

I wish for NationStates to suddenly crash, and stay crashed for 10 hours.

[Axerwaijhanz]

Granted, but every Nationstates stan is outside your door


I wish I can fly

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, you can fly but now you're in jail so it's useless

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I wish for Greensleeves

[Tenth Wonder]

Granted, but it's a Christmas sweater that is soaking hot

I wish to be taller

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, you can fly but now you're in jail so it's useless

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I wish for Greensleeves

Granted, you have green sleeves on any shirt you buy.


I wish for immortality and unaging.

[Tenth Wonder]

Granted, but you keep the look of your age

i wish to be taller

[Patriums]

You Became Taller, But Too Much, You Size is almost the size of a dubai Building, and you Smash dozens wherever you walk.

I wish that Brazil (my country) was more conservative

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but the majority of politicians claim to be conservation but actually only do what media tells them to do.

I wish I were eligible for military service.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, but the majority of politicians claim to be conservation but actually only do what media tells them to do.

I wish I were eligible for military service.

Granted. WW3 has started, your nation is on the losing side, and you're called in an emergency draft.


I wish for a healthy puppy.

[Talchyon]

Granted. You have a healthy puppy with a very healthy bladder, and no way of being house trained. (And you can't bear to keep the poor puppy outside, so it sleeps on your bed).


I wish that genies no longer lived in bottles that you had to rub, but in vacuum cleaners that came out only in certain emergency cleaning sessions.

[Morozistan]

Granted, but you have to stick the vacuum cleaner to your eyeball in order to make a wish.

I wish Putin won't send my Russian comrade to war.

[Teletubieland]

Granted. He sends you instead.

I wish the Ukrainian conflict would be settled by a boxing match between Putin and Zelenski.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted. He sends you instead.

I wish the Ukrainian conflict would be settled by a boxing match between Putin and Zelenski.

Granted. Putin cheats with his KGB training and kicks Zelenskyy in the nuts.


I wish for everyone to be bound by their promises.

[Loli Christians]

Granted, because I technically did not have to do anything, so this only applies to empty promises

I wished the Alt-Right would disappear

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, they've had a complete change of heart but are now eco-terrorists.

I wish they had just ended the Indiana Jones movies at The Last Crusade.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, they've had a complete change of heart but are now eco-terrorists.

I wish they had just ended the Indiana Jones movies at The Last Crusade.

Granted. They start making horrible spin-offs and TV shows.


I wish America would be de-polarized.

[Kavanos]

Granted, but America is now in eternal darkness.

I wish Mu existed.

[Sweden 2022 RP]

Granted, it replaces Europe.

I wish Cuba 2022 RPs house isn’t haunted.

[New Eestiball]

Granted, they’re now homeless

I wish.

[Valiraisia]

Granted!
um.. what did you want granted again??
also that was your last wish out of three o.o


I wish my friend would stop spamming my inbox

[New Treyland]

Granted!
um.. what did you want granted again??
also that was your last wish out of three o.o


I wish my friend would stop spamming my inbox

Granted, but I start spamming your inbox instead

I wish Zelenskyy won the boxing match between him and Putin

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted!
um.. what did you want granted again??
also that was your last wish out of three o.o


I wish my friend would stop spamming my inbox

Granted, but I start spamming your inbox instead

I wish Zelenskyy won the boxing match between him and Putin

Granted. Putin has Zelenskyy assassinated the second the match is over.

I wish to die here on the spot.