Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Wes Fan Nottaius]

Granted. Half the universe is gone now

I wish the entire world was anime

[Free Ravensburg]

granted, but i am the protagonist and must travel to egypt to defeat a 100 year old timestopping vampire. wish me luck

i wish i had a frenchmen, a fellow highschooler, an ugly dog, my grandfatrher and his egyptian friend on this trip.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

Granted, but the entire Egyptian military has been brainwashed by the vampire, who now has mind control powers.

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I wish Floridians actually had braincells and weren't the stupidest people on the planet.

[Teletubieland]

Granted, but more stupid people arrive from another state.

(Following a bit of a theme) I wish everything in the Star Trek universe was real.

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but it's JJ Abram's Star Trek universe and so we've all be blinded from lens flare.

I wish soccer was taken more seriously professionally in America.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted, but it's JJ Abram's Star Trek universe and so we've all be blinded from lens flare.

I wish soccer was taken more seriously professionally in America.

Granted. It's now illegal for professional athletes to pay anything but soccer.

I wish the Star Wars sequels were non-canon.

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Granted. However, the OT and the Prequels are also non-canon.


I wish that Elon Musk actually took us to Mars.

[Talchyon]

Granted. He takes you and the person you spoke to last to Mars. But then he leaves you there.


I wish Tom Brady retires already and stays retired.

[Frajland]

Granted. He retires from football and joins the army as a general.

I wish I had a grilled cheese right now.

[Axerwaijhanz]

Granted. He retires from football and joins the army as a general.

I wish I had a grilled cheese right now.

Granted. All the grilled cheese shops all around the nation make more money to expand the nations army and they handed out free grilled cheese to everyone to celebrate

I want a big plushy of a frog

[Socialist Ancomistan]

Granted, but it is Pepe the Frog

I wished I won a million bucks

[Axerwaijhanz]

Granted but it was all spent in the military


I want to meet Elon Musk

[Indochina and Oceania]

AAN: Granted, you get a million male deer (another meaning of buck)
Ninja’d
AN: Granted, he sends you a trip to space, without a spacesuit, for an indeterminate amount of time

I wish China and Taiwan had good relations and recognized each other as legitimate countries

[Ostrovskiy]

AAN: Granted, you get a million male deer (another meaning of buck)
Ninja’d
AN: Granted, he sends you a trip to space, without a spacesuit, for an indeterminate amount of time

I wish China and Taiwan had good relations and recognized each other as legitimate countries

Granted, they're focusing on starting WW3 with America now

I wish I could stop looking at NationStates once every 5 minutes.

[Axerwaijhanz]

AAN: Granted, you get a million male deer (another meaning of buck)
Ninja’d
AN: Granted, he sends you a trip to space, without a spacesuit, for an indeterminate amount of time

I wish China and Taiwan had good relations and recognized each other as legitimate countries

Granted, they're focusing on starting WW3 with America now

I wish I could stop looking at NationStates once every 5 minutes.

Granted, but the government exiled you out of the country


I wish to have a lot of time to relax

[Cataleenia]

Granted, WW3 started but you won’t fight or move to a bunker because you are too busy relaxing

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I wish I wasn’t scared of balloons.

[San Lumen]

granted your now scared of clowns

I wish Leeds had a metro or tram system.

[Talchyon]

Granted. But the service on the metro and tram system is lousy, poorly designed, and randomly catches on fire.


I wish that this wish was granted in a limerick form.

[Gavia Penguis]

When it comes to the wish I would grant
I'd tell that you I simply can't
but I shall not ignore
a wish that is pure
alas your face is now an eggplant

I wish for haiku
and a good amount of cash
reply with poem

[Ostrovskiy]

When it comes to the wish I would grant
I'd tell that you I simply can't
but I shall not ignore
a wish that is pure
alas your face is now an eggplant

I wish for haiku
and a good amount of cash
reply with poem

Your wish is granted,
you now have cash and a haiku,
however, your fate will be by artists painted,
for a terrible death will befall you

I'm bad at poems

I wish that no one ever rhymed again.

[Socialist Ancomistan]

Granted. Wait, no. SLANTED

I wish people would stop spamming F7 with smilies

[Danubian Peoples]

Granted. I'm not sure if magic genies count as people though, so...

I wish I was unkillable.

[Squirreltopia]

Granted, you’re now transported to an infinite void where nothing can kill you, not even old age, but hey, at least you got your wish!


I wish for a pony!

[New Eestiball]

The pony vaporizes as soon as you get it.

I wish that I wasn’t depressed.

[Axerwaijhanz]

Granted, but everyone else Is now depressed


I wish to have a Ps5