Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Talchyon]

Granted. But that aint no moon...

I wish to be able to change my hair length and colour instantaneously.

Granted. You can change your hair length to Rapunzel-length, with full beard to match. The only color you can change it to is puke green.

I wish all of the Chiefs remain uninjured, dominate the AFC West, go to the Super Bowl, and win the next 50.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, by about the 12th or so win, the rest of the teams get bored, quit, meaning that the remaining 38 or so are just the cheifs winning by default

I wish more people knew about the St. George Dragons' 11 in a row grand final wins

[Walkerfort]

granted, that's the only thing they now know



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I wish that I had the ability to uncorrupt a wish

[Neko-koku]

granted, that's the only thing they now know



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I wish that I had the ability to uncorrupt a wish

Granted. However East Kekistan then permanently takes over the world

I wish that rabbits take over East Kekistan

[Boring People]

Granted, but they're evil rabbits bent on world domination.

I wish the education system would improve.

[Kromi]

Granted, you have less homework and less education but have no weekends.

I wish Deutschland won WW1.

[Jhongland]

Granted, but then the Allies won WWII anyway and they were not merciful at the peace conference.

I wish for a single gold coin.

[The West Valley Mountains]

Granted, but the gold was synthesized from another element by neutron bombardment and is highly radioactive.

I wish for some chocolate.

[Antityranicals]

Granted, but the gold was synthesized from another element by neutron bombardment and is highly radioactive.

I wish for some chocolate.

Granted, but since you didn't define how much chocolate you wanted, you are buried under thousands of tons of chocolate.

I wish for a puppy.

[Kowani]

Granted, but the gold was synthesized from another element by neutron bombardment and is highly radioactive.

I wish for some chocolate.

Granted, but since you didn't define how much chocolate you wanted, you are buried under thousands of tons of chocolate.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted. It gets mailed to you in pieces.


I wish we had colonized space.

[A m e n r i a]

Granted. We still face heavy resistance from the natives and they really, really hate us.

I wish my crush would break up with her boyfriend.

[Aurevbush]

Granted. We still face heavy resistance from the natives and they really, really hate us.

I wish my crush would break up with her boyfriend.

Granted, she comes out of the closet and she loves girls now.

I wish my AC was up and running again.

[Window Land]

Granted, but it gets stuck way to high and your house starts freezing.


I wish for some high quality two man backpacking tents.

[Arillia]

Granted, but it gets stuck way to high and your house starts freezing.


I wish for some high quality two man backpacking tents.

Granted, but you have to assemble it piece by piece.

I wish for knowledge of all of time and space and beyond

[Pacomia]

You have gained al possible knowledge in the universe, and learned thing nobody is supposed to learn. You go insane from the realisation and kill yourself.

I wish my life was less complicated

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, now your life is monotonous and dull

I wish for a lifesized, carboard cut out of Taylor Swift

[Talchyon]

Granted, now your life is monotonous and dull

I wish for a lifesized, carboard cut out of Taylor Swift

Granted. But you shrink down to fruit-fly- sized version of you, so you can't enjoy it (or ruin it, whatever you were wanting to do with said cardboard cut out).


I wish marshmallows were banned forever.

[Arillia]

Granted, now your life is monotonous and dull

I wish for a lifesized, carboard cut out of Taylor Swift

Granted. But you shrink down to fruit-fly- sized version of you, so you can't enjoy it (or ruin it, whatever you were wanting to do with said cardboard cut out).


I wish marshmallows were banned forever.

Granted, but only the word is banned, the phsycial objects still remain un-banned

I wish for the City of Atlantis (from Stargate)

[Spearos]

Granted, they invade YN and conquer it.

I wish that I could make anything vanish when I say so.

[The Glass Oasis]

Granted, you accidentally destroy the whole world and/or galaxy and/or universe (edit:typo)

I wish Neko-koku would be less obsessed over East Kekistan

[Haring Bayang Katagalugan]

Neko-koku ends up becoming a cat version of Pan-Asiatic States.

I wish Duterte never started the drug war

[Federal Spanish States]

Granted, but instead, you're the one that starts them, and now the Philippines is in a civil war! Congrats!

I wish that this thread was in Arabic Numbers (aka: 1, 2, 3...).

[Ausinia]

Granted:

Corrupt a Wish 5111

I wish for a better world

[Australian rePublic]

Granted and that world is Halipeieces a tiny uninhabited planet on the other side of the solar system, over 40,000 light years. It now has a ring around it, making it slightly better

I wish for Halipeieces to have two rings around it

[Spearos]

Granted. Halipeices now has two rings revolving around it so fast that the sunlight never reaches past the stratosphere and everything is dark and uninhabitable.

I wish for all the superpowers possible without any adverse effects whatsoever and the ability to nullify anything that is caused because of my wish.