Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Talchyon]

Granted. Colorado's stupid political policies will no longer adversely affect anybody. They will however, adversely affect the environment despite trying to save it.


I wish that the Cleveland Browns change their awful uniform colors and especially their orange helmets. Gag.

[Werstonal]

Granted! Now it has more outrageously ugly colour combinations! Also, their helmets are now metal fedora for some reason.

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I wish to learn, read and speak every language that ever existed, including ones that have already extinct.

[Improper Classifications]

Granted! Now it has more outrageously ugly colour combinations! Also, their helmets are now metal fedora for some reason.

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I wish to learn, read and speak every language that ever existed, including ones that have already extinct.

Granted, however the only words in the language you can speak are related to your mom.

I wish that I didn't have any friends

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, now you only have fanatics that adore and stalk you.

I wish referees always got calls right and players, coaches, and spectators always respected the decision of the referee.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted. Referees gain the power to distort reality by making calls, essentially making sports impossible to play as the refs just calls what they want to happen.

I wish that I knew how to use Stable Diffusion.

[Rio-Grande-Do-Sul]

Granted, now you have losted all you know, however, now ypu know How use It.

I wish Rio Grande Do Sul be independent

[Luziyca]

Granted. Rio Grande do Sul and Uruguay both get invaded by Brazil and annexed into Brazil.

I wish all Brazilian cities were as well off as Montevideo.

[Talchyon]

Granted. Montevideo becomes a drug-crazed, crime-ridden, ghetto slum overnight. The rest of the Brazil cities follow suit.


I wish that wishes were fishes.

[Fourth Jellian Republic]

Granted. Montevideo becomes a drug-crazed, crime-ridden, ghetto slum overnight. The rest of the Brazil cities follow suit.


I wish that wishes were fishes.

Granted wishes are now fishes.
Pirañas to be exact.
Every single wish that was ever cast here turns into a piranha-nado that comes straight at you.

I wish that the Apollo program was never cancelled

[Teletubieland]

Granted. Artemis is part of the ongoing Apollo program. It still won't launch!

I wish I had a pet giraffe.

[Werstonal]

Granted, but your pet giraffe has a broken neck and police are at your door for illegally possessing an exotic animal!

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I wish for world peace!

[Squirreltopia]

Granted, everyone, except for you, is now dead! Good luck out there!

I wish for a hand so whenever I say “need a hand?” I can give them the hand!

[San Lumen]

granted your hand is becomes Thing

I wish for one of each of the tracksuits the companies Twinkx and Asox makes, the quality never degraded and they were my size.

[Kingdom of Intermaria]

Granted, because I'm not American and I don't know neither of those companies. But I will make the tracksuits worser than it used to be.

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I wish Sabah, a part of Malaysia, to become a part of the Philippines.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted. The Philippines declares Sabah to be an independent state, then invades Malaysia to secure its independence. In the middle of the war, the government holds a referendum for Sabah to join the Philippines, and with a 134% Yes vote, Sabah becomes Filipino territory. NATO is okay with this because the the Philippines is a US ally.

I wish to eat San Lumen's new tracksuits in accordance with the promise I made back in May.

Granted, but if you wish for that one more time, I will cut your tracksuits into pieces, cook them into a stir-fry, and eat them all.

[Cryochol]

Granted. You ate it but it tasted so horrible that you decided to puke it out. San Lumen still wears it.
I wish that no more wishes would exist.

[Free Ravensburg]

granted, but it only affects you

i wish for a good sandwich

[Comicsland]

Granted.Now everytime you make a sandwich,the sandwich will make compliments on you.

I wish i could have tons of money

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, you very well could, but you don't and won't.

I wish my foot wasn't broken.

[Teletubieland]

Granted. Your foot isn't broken. Your leg is.

I wish the new British Government was economically literate.

[Talchyon]

Granted. The new British government is economically literate, but illiterate in actually reading words.


I wish that the issue I had written and submitted for the NS issue-writers contest had been a winner.

[San Lumen]

Granted but due to technical issues it’s not used.

I wish for Reddit and Facebook to go offline indefinitely.

[Ostrovskiy]

Granted but due to technical issues it’s not used.

I wish for Reddit and Facebook to go offline indefinitely.

Alright, sending the trolls to every other website on the internet.

I wish for UBI everywhere in the world.

[United States of Minecraftia]

Granted, but its implementation causes hyperinflation everywhere and slowly leads to money as a whole to be completely worthless, eventually putting just about everyone in poverty.

I wish I lived in a world with all of my favorite fictional characters in complete serenity.

[San Lumen]

Granted but it’s virtual and it’s accidentally switched off.

I wish everything in the marvel cinematic universe was real.