Corrupt a Wish VIII

by **Gavia Penguis** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:21 am

Greater Ukration wrote:Granted but the roads are now filled with potholes

I wish for land to have more Ukration Living space.

Granted, but it's a former war zone with 3 landmines per square foot.

I wish I owned tax-free beach front property.

by **Doofinshmirtz** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:22 am

Arrolleia wrote:Granted, now there are no rural areas left and more homes exist than population.

I wish I had the supernatural ability to create shadow-objects and/or do basic DND-like darkness ability techniques.

Granted, but you must sacrifice a child each time you wish to.

I wish for pay to win to cease to exist

by **Arrolleia** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:24 am

Gavia Penguis wrote:
Greater Ukration wrote:Granted but the roads are now filled with potholes

I wish for land to have more Ukration Living space.

Granted, but it's a former war zone with 3 landmines per square foot.

I wish I owned tax-free beach front property.

/skipme I suppose but I believe I was skipped?

by **Doofinshmirtz** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:29 am

Arrolleia wrote:
Gavia Penguis wrote:
Granted, but it's a former war zone with 3 landmines per square foot.

I wish I owned tax-free beach front property.

/skipme I suppose but I believe I was skipped?

/skipme I replied

by **A m e n r i a** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:54 am

Doofinshmirtz wrote:
Arrolleia wrote:Granted, now there are no rural areas left and more homes exist than population.

I wish I had the supernatural ability to create shadow-objects and/or do basic DND-like darkness ability techniques.

Granted, but you must sacrifice a child each time you wish to.

I wish for pay to win to cease to exist

Granted, but all free to play games are now expensive.

I wish for an omelet.

by **The Unified States of New England** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 4:16 pm

Granted, but the omelet is overwhelmingly spicy.

I wish for a stack of pancakes.

by **Loli Christians** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 4:22 pm

Granted, but some bloke decided to mix the eggshells in with the eggs so the pancake tastes like eggshells

I wished that the sun sets at 9:00 PM every night like it did in June

by **San Lumen** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 5:18 pm

Granted but I become an all powerful genie

I wish everything in the marvel cinematic universe was real.

by **Rotzka** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:04 pm

Granted, they are now all trying to kill you.

I wish I could teleport.

by **Nova Universo** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 7:27 am

Granted. You can now teleport! Go everywhere you want to go. You can go to Paris, the sewers, Mount Everest or the West Bank. However, only half of your body gets ported. The other half is stuck at whatever place you came from.

I wish that there is a genre of music specifically made for fashion show catwalking.

by **Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 7:53 am

Granted. However the music only plays when actual cats are walking during a fashion show.

I wish my cards were more valuable.

by **Free Ravensburg** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 8:14 am

Granted, they are now an NFT.

I wish I had a music making software (like Logic Pro X) for free

by **The Arbys Cult** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 8:31 am

Granted. I have downloaded a ROM for Mario Paint onto your computer.

I wish International Talk Like a Pirate Day was an officially recognized holiday.

by **Holy Federation of Stars** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:37 am

Granted, they replace several major holidays with it. Congrats, you ruined Christmas.

I wish for like, a really good sandwich.

by **Eclipse-0** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:39 am

Granted, there is a really good sandwich. Someone else eats it.

I wish I was the one eating that sandwich.

by **Free Ravensburg** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:42 am

Granted, but you are eating something I made (which is gross to the observer)

I wish I had a good computer (mine’s falling apart)

by **Dutchlandt** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:45 am

Granted, that'll be $100000

I wish I could get away with selling computers for ridiculous prices

by **Nova-Choson** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 10:03 am

Granted, you can get away with selling computers for ridiculously low prices! :D

I wish our pets could live as long as us

by **Free Ravensburg** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 10:09 am

Granted, cockatoos are now the only pet

I wish I could write entire scripts (like for plays and movies) in one day

by **Rotzka** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 3:59 pm

Granted, but they somehow offend everyone.

I wish I didn't suck at sports.

by **Eclipse-0** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:52 am

Granted, you can't breathe whenever you try to do sports. Good luck.

I wish some ultra hot rich lady would kidnap me and kept me in her mansion by treating me as if I was the best man in the whole universe.

by **Talchyon** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 6:23 am

Granted. You are kidnapped and forced to stand beside grooms at weddings for the rest of your life, handing them their rings and making toasts often for people you don't even know. Meanwhile, the ultra hot rich lady falls in love with your enemy and marries him.

I wish unsolved cold cases were now solved, and that I wasn't involved in any of the criminal activity that caused them.

by **Gavia Penguis** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:43 pm

Granted, the entire police force were so proud of themselves they've now retired entirely, leaving the warm cases unsolved.

I wish soccer was the most popular sport in the United States.

by **Orlesian States** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:46 pm

Granted, but it's misinterpreted, and football becomes the most popular sport in the entire world.

I wish I could make everyone a little happier, every single day of my life.

by **Parai Hambriven** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:50 pm

People become so happy that they stop trying to find purpose in life. The world economy collapses as the population of the planet grows evermore addicted to their happiness until you're assassinated by the now only moderately-depressed quiet kids, returning the world to reality.

I wish that one of my favorite musical artists was my girlfriend.

Corrupt a Wish VIII

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