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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Thu Sep 08, 2022 10:32 am

Granted. She becomes a vampire and sucks the blood out of the royal family. (Which, for some of them, turned out to be not much of a change!)



I wish that Queen Elizabeth becomes a zombie and terrorizes England, while still being the royal monarch.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Thu Sep 08, 2022 10:36 am

Talchyon wrote:Granted. She becomes a vampire and sucks the blood out of the royal family. (Which, for some of them, turned out to be not much of a change!)



I wish that Queen Elizabeth becomes a zombie and terrorizes England, while still being the royal monarch.

Granted, England is now one giant Dead By Daylight server with a new character called "The Crown"

I wish TaIchyon would forgive me for being dead from this topic for so long.
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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:25 pm

granted but its only temporary

I wish everything in the Marvel Cinematic Universe was real.

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The Arbys Cult
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Postby The Arbys Cult » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:18 am

Granted, but due to how Marvel's multiverse laws work, the MCU takes place in a completely different universe to ours.

I wish the YouTube Elsagate scandal and all the videos that caused it never existed.
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Rotzka
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Ex-Nation

Postby Rotzka » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:21 am

Granted, but due to the finicky nature of messing with time, the entirety of YouTube and most of the events of the last two millenniums are deleted as well.

I wish I could have no problems in life.
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Cataleenia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:42 am

Granted, everyone puts their problems on you instead.

I wish MN wasn’t an autocracy.
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North Macaronesa
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Postby North Macaronesa » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:47 am

Granted. You are now absorbed into AAN, therefore you are now not an autocracy!!!

I wish I had better stats :(
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Jebralt
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Founded: Jul 28, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Jebralt » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:51 am

North Macaronesa wrote:Granted. You are now absorbed into AAN, therefore you are now not an autocracy!!!

I wish I had better stats :(

Granted, now your Economy is 0
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Iberq
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Ex-Nation

Postby Iberq » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:58 am

Granted, they stop for a year then continue
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:03 am

Granted. Now that you are the ruler of the universe, you see just how much of a headache that is because everyone brings all their minutiae to you as their problems and expects you to solve all of them. Plus, the media hates you, the army is stubborn and rebellious, the farmers just suffered their 17th straight year of drought, your economy is in recession, and your policies that you love and hold dear are not helping anything. In short, your reign is less desirable than Richard III's.


I wish Hungary was known for more meals just as tasty as goulash.
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Fatatatutti
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Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:20 am

Granted. Hungary is now known for Big Macs and Whoppers.

I wish.

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Iberq
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Ex-Nation

Postby Iberq » Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:49 am

Granted, you wish doesn’t come true
I wish for a burger

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:04 pm

Granted. You get a big nothing burger.


I wish the BN had to tapdance a routine to the My Little PonyTM themesong.
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Wochaystein
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:11 pm

Granted. You did not see my tap dancing.

I wish I have a corked bottle of tartar sauce.
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Jebralt
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Postby Jebralt » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:16 pm

Granted, the the cork explodes when you touch it

I wish for Russia to atop invading Ukraine.
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:22 pm

Bewf! The Russians leave Ukraine in order to redirect their forces into a special military operation against your house.

I wish I could sleep more easily…
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Union of Socialist Council Republics
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Ex-Nation

Postby Union of Socialist Council Republics » Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:50 pm

Granted. You sleep easily once, for good

I wish I could easily cook anything and I always had the ingredients
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Nova Universo
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Postby Nova Universo » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:20 am

Granted. Et voila! You are a chef! You will cook delicious delicious food from all cuisines imaginable. You will also have a pantry stocked with all the food ingredients from plain old tap water to the rarest fruits from Manamana! Sadly all these food will not be for you, it will be served to everyone else. Every time you try to taste your cooking, you faint.
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Parai Hambriven
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Anarchy

Postby Parai Hambriven » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:24 am

Each of them are now finding unique and less detectable ways to seize your data.

I wish that more smilies were added.
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Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:39 am

Granted, there are now over 4 million smilies that will crash your browser every time you want to make a post.

I wish i had better luck when opening cards
I dont really post, im mostly just watching threads.

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Australian rePublic
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:40 am

Granted, but now every deck comes with a built-in stink pack


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Free Ravensburg
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:04 am

Granted, but you have to place them in very specific places

I wish gas was cheap
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The Unified States of New England
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Libertarian Police State

Postby The Unified States of New England » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:13 am

Granted, Gas is now a worthless resource and the price drop has led to the complete collapse of several oil-dependent nations.

I wish that drivers in my area weren't so terrible

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Greater Ukration
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Founded: Mar 08, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Ukration » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:12 am

Granted but the roads are now filled with potholes

I wish for land to have more Ukration Living space.

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Arrolleia
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Founded: Aug 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Arrolleia » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:16 am

Granted, now there are no rural areas left and more homes exist than population.

I wish I had the supernatural ability to create shadow-objects and/or do basic DND-like darkness ability techniques.
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