Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Allistair Union]

Granted. You'll have to defend a warmonger nation for the rest of your life, and by yourself.

I wish France defeated England

[Austro-Bavarian States]

Granted. You'll have to defend a warmonger nation for the rest of your life, and by yourself.

I wish France defeated England

Granted, but Scotland and Ireland defeat France right after.

I wish that COVID never happened.

[Darth rey]

Granted, for this happen, ALL virus Will never have existed, consequences? CHAOS.

I wish to live in my nation, because its a hell already

[True Europa State]

Got ninja'd

Granted, but your nation is transported to space. Everybody dies.

I wish I could summon any fictional character at will.

[Imperial State]

Granted. However, summoning any of them will do some bad stuff to space time, creating a powerful black hole.

I wish the Earth was dinosaur-shaped

[Brunis]

Granted, the Moon hits the tail of the dinosaur and an asteroid field is born

I wish my dog could safely walk himself

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted. Your dog understands safety on roads and in the wilderness, and he can take walks outside on his own. However, you are completely unaware of the fact that he has become involved with a local gang, and that he takes these walks to do work for them.

I wish there was more walking infrastructure in my county.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, the county bans all modes of transportation and forces people to walk. It may not affect you, but now the county is effectively a failed experiment as people now miss work and now can’t pay taxes as the post office is late with giving taxes to the government. Eventually the whole county is in a prison because the irs wants their tax money.

I wish I could explain the corruption i wrote better

[Nova-Choson]

Granted, you explain it precisely using obscure words. no-one understands

I wish that the next person will not corrupt my wish

[Eclipse-0]

Granted. It's just granted. Nothing else good or bad happened. Now you question why you wished for that.

I wish I could make people temporarily blind by showing them my nipples.

[Teletubieland]

Granted. Have fun the next time you take a shower!

I wish I had better hearing.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, now you can hear all the things in the world, and it drives you insane and you kill and old man that has a weird eye that you just so happen to live with.

I wish people didn’t understand the a telltale heart reference I just made

[Imperial State]

Granted. I literally dont get the reference. No joke

I wish the moon was made of cheese..

[Danubian Peoples]

Granted. But we'll need more ingredients for a space burger, so let's turn the Earth into lettuce, Mars into a tomato, Jupiter into beef, Saturn's rings into some onions...

I wish for laser vision.

[Talchyon]

Granted. Your laser vision is so low powered that it can only act as a laser pointer. Up to 10 feet.



I wish that I didn't have that meeting this morning.

[Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs]

Granted. You get fired from your job right before the meeting.

I wish I had more pairs of pants.

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, all of your shirts are now pants. your room, pants. Your pets, pants. Everything you have is now pants.

I wish I could legally download all the Spider-Man films for free

[The Front Range]

You now can, it’s just simply illegal under piracy laws, leading you to a multiple year prison sentence. Good for you

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I wish to know what I wish to wish so that I may wish what I wish to wish

[Trivega]

Granted. Your next wish will be a wish you'd really wish you wished, but this next wish will be no better a wish than the other wishes in this thread (still corrupted)

I wish for sunglasses

[Luna Bean]

Granted, but what you wish to wish is too vulgar to post

ninja'd, granted, but they are made of antimatter and appear on your face, completely annihilating a good chunk of your face, and the subsequent explosion kills you

I wish to be able to grant my own wishes

[Free Ravensburg]

Granted, but any and all wishes are null and void

I wish I was good at making things

[Gavia Penguis]

Granted, but you work in a sweat shop in China.

I wish I could have cats that actually liked me.

[Trivega]

Granted. They are bobcats.

I wish I could transform into anyone at will.

[New Morsland]

Granted, but whenever you transform you loose a limb.

I wish I could fly.

[The Arbys Cult]

Granted. By ingesting large amounts of helium and holding your breath, you can fly off the ground.

I wish Queen Elizabeth II lives long enough to become the longest-reigning monarch in history.

Well, so much for that. I wish King George VI died 3 years earlier so that Queen Elizabeth II would have become the longest reigning monarch in history.