Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Kowani]

Granted. Its insulated so well it is way too hot all the time and you cant sleep.

I wish I could lift up to 600 times my own body weight.

Granted. You are now an ant.


I wish I could travel through time at will.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but all trips are one way

I wish for 20,000 normal sized sets of worry beads

[Strahcoin]

I wish for 20,000 normal sized sets of worry beads

Granted; you choke on them.

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I wish that capitalism continues to prevail for the rest of humanity's existence, and that humanity continues to exist and thrive for a long, long time.

[Pacomia]

One company takes over everything and rules humanity for the rest of its existence with an iron fist.

I wish for some fruit.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, it's rotten

I wish for the end of this yucky, horrible drought

[Kowani]

Granted, it's rotten

I wish for the end of this yucky, horrible drought

Granted. Biblical flood time.


I wish I could sing well.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but now you're deaf

I wish to be back back back, back again gain gain

[Kaedijork]

Granted, but Shady is now also back, and he's not happy with you. Tell a friend.

I wish Britain became a republic, and henceforth Australia also was forced to adopt a presidential republic and become an independent nation WITHOUT A UNION JACK ON THE FLAG.

[Catsfern]

Granted but this is their flag now

I wish to be really good at Tetris.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but you're really bad at everything else

I wish for sleep

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, you fall into a coma and never wake up.

I wish I lived in the future.

[Rocono]

Granted. You arrive in the middle of a nuclear winter cased by Trump and Putin, and you soon die from intense radiation.

I wish for the perfect society

[Catsfern]

Granted, society no longer exists because it’s inherently imperfect

I wish to be a researcher for the SCP foundation.

[Ebnious]

Granted, society no longer exists because it’s inherently imperfect

I wish to be a researcher for the SCP foundation.

Granted but you die on the first day to work

I wish to go to a concert

[Australian rePublic]

Granted. The worst unfunny American bloopers got together and former a band

I wish for electric avenue

[Las Palmeras]

Granted but you can't rock down to Electric Avenue or take it higher.

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I wish historical vikings actually did have ridiculous horned helmets.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, they became less effective in battle and cultures like the Normans ever existed.

I wish my nation was stronger than Visoran.

[Kasa Tkoth Sphere]

Granted. You rewrite your factbooks to increase your nation's size and military power, prompting them to respond by rewriting their own factbooks to stay ahead. The escalating arms race leaves both of you considered petty godmodders and uninvited to any RPs.

I wish for the world to get worse.

[Kowani]

Granted. You rewrite your factbooks to increase your nation's size and military power, prompting them to respond by rewriting their own factbooks to stay ahead. The escalating arms race leaves both of you considered petty godmodders and uninvited to any RPs.

I wish for the world to get worse.

Granted. All your ice cream tastes like cat piss.

I wish for the world to get better.

[Pacomia]

It gets better... ...from the point of view of Adolf Hitler where all non-Aryans die and the Thousand-Year Reich becomes a reality.

I wish religion would just stop existing.

[Talchyon]

It gets better... ...from the point of view of Adolf Hitler where all non-Aryans die and the Thousand-Year Reich becomes a reality.

I wish religion would just stop existing.

Granted. Because Christianity was right all along, now there is no one to pray for your blessing, no one to pray for what you need, and no way for you to be able to approach God on your own. With no way to treat guilt except speculative psychology (which doesn't work), hardened consciences as well as despair is overwhelmingly present. The numbers of volunteers in communities drop significantly. Few are willing to help others especially in a time of need. There is no comfort given on deathbeds, and what secularists think they might say to comfort someone falls flat when the dying look at themselves and see nothing redeemable in them, and that their works were not good enough and that they were all a sham. Now they're afraid and all secularists can say are platitudes that give no comfort.

Fortunately, that can never happen. Christianity's going to stay forever.


I wish the AN had to read the Book of Concord.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, Pacomia is now wanted by the Spanish Inquisition for extreme heresy.

I wish memes wouldn't die.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, they get oversaturated and annoying, to the point where you regret this wish


I wish for it (as in whatever "it' refers to in it's raining, it's snowing, it's sunny, it's hot or it's cold)

[Kowani]

Granted, they get oversaturated and annoying, to the point where you regret this wish


I wish for it (as in whatever "it' refers to in it's raining, it's snowing, it's sunny, it's hot or it's cold)

Granted. Have the weather.


I wish the earth had two moons.

[Kaedijork]

Granted. But that aint no moon...

I wish to be able to change my hair length and colour instantaneously.