Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Window Land]

Granted, it grows so fast it collapses into a singularity thereby destroying your nation.


I wish for a literal interpretation of this wish.

[Strahcoin]

I wish my father was here.

Granted; he inexplicably grounds you.

I wish for a literal interpretation of this wish.

Granted; a giant book literally interpreting your wish falls from the sky and hits your head (and your window).

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I wish nobody lied.

[Kowani]

I wish my father was here.

Granted; he inexplicably grounds you.

I wish for a literal interpretation of this wish.

Granted; a giant book literally interpreting your wish falls from the sky and hits your head (and your window).

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I wish nobody lied.

Granted. Santa is no longer a thing.


I wish for power of telekinesis.

[Window Land]

Granted, but you have to move the same distance as whatever you move. No matter how hard you try, you can't ever pick up your remote.


I wish I could fly an airplane.

[Spearos]

Granted but the airplane crashes due to sudden engine failure and you perish in the process.

I wish for the ability to conjure up any food i want.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but it's always expired

I wish for a snow holiday and a beach holiday as part of the same holiday, but different legs of the holiday, and the weather to be suitable for their respective legs

[Talchyon]

Granted, but it's always expired

I wish for a snow holiday and a beach holiday as part of the same holiday, but different legs of the holiday, and the weather to be suitable for their respective legs

Granted. The two legs of this holiday are intertwined, so that one minute, it's the snow let and the next, it's the beach holiday. It changes back and forth for about a minute or less each time.

I wish Bill Belichick forgot everything he knew about coaching NFL defense. And that the next coaches of New England after him had the same issue.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but your team's coach also has the same problem

I wish for money

[Kowani]

Granted, but your team's coach also has the same problem

I wish for money

Granted. It’s all in Zimbabwe dollars.



I wish for perfect physical vision.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, but your team's coach also has the same problem

I wish for money

Granted. It’s all in Zimbabwe dollars.



I wish for perfect physical vision.

Granted, but you can see all across the globe, making it extremely hard to do anything.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, key word here, "had" she turned out to be a gold digger

I wish for $26 million in Australian money. I want to be legally acquired, tax free, and to be physically and legally capable of spending it, saving or giving away as I please, and I don't inflation to eat it away at any rate faster than normal

[Spearos]

Granted. It gets stolen the next day.

I wish I could survive without oxygen, food and water indefinitely.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but now you need CO2 and Coca-Cola in order to survive

I wish for you (the person granting this wish) to "Ebony and Ivory" for me

[Kaedijork]

Granted, I sing it terribly.

I wish my mother was nice to me and didn't scream all the time.

[Talchyon]

Granted, I sing it terribly.

I wish my mother was nice to me and didn't scream all the time.

Granted. Your nice mother smothers you to death with love and affection, so much so that you really do die.


I hope the AN doesn't die.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, YN dies instead.

I wish I was the strongest man in the world.

[Window Land]

Granted, but everything you touch becomes so heavy that your strength never seems beyond average.


I wish for some chocolate.

[Catsfern]

Granted you get this

I wish for a single piece of wheat bread

[Delta Archipelago]

Granted, but it contains a second Black Death

I wish to be the best shepherd of all time.

[Australian rePublic]

You get a bootlegged Sheppard album called "best of all time"

I wish for 20,000 sets of worry beads

[Kaedijork]

Granted. Each bead is the size of a boulder, good luck with that.

I wish to be super-fit, trim and healthy without needing to train.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, but you become so narcissistic that nobody will want to talk to you.

I wish I could fly.

[Talchyon]

Granted, but you become so narcissistic that nobody will want to talk to you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You find yourself duct-taped to a rocket about to launch in 3... 2... 1...

I wish cars had sensors that could detect rude drivers, and force them to drive in a well-behaved and non-offensive way.

[Window Land]

Granted. You proceed to fly straight into a brick wall.

Got ninja'd.
AN: granted, but they cars weren't designed for the sensors and don't have a spot to plug them in.


I wish my bedroom was properly insulated.

[Kaedijork]

Granted. Its insulated so well it is way too hot all the time and you cant sleep.

I wish I could lift up to 600 times my own body weight.