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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:52 pm

Granted but the business fails


I wish for the Large Hadron Collider to be unplugged in the middle of experiment causing it to break and all data to be lost.

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Exania
Civilian
 
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Founded: Apr 04, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Exania » Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:02 pm

San Lumen wrote:Granted but the business fails


I wish for the Large Hadron Collider to be unplugged in the middle of experiment causing it to break and all data to be lost.


Granted, however this causes a portal to another dimension to open, from which only pain and suffering emerges.

I wish for the ability to teleport.
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Sweitchland
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Founded: May 04, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sweitchland » Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:06 pm

Granted, you can now teleport into the boiler room of hell.



I wish I didn’t shid mysefl
Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
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Aikoland
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Founded: Dec 22, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Aikoland » Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:37 pm

Granted, you pisd yoursefl.
I wish for no wishes.
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A small Francophone nation located on a group of islands to the south of France. Primary territory of the nation consists of three main islands, the states as described in our national motto, along with smaller less populated islands surrounding them.
Official Nation Name: The Empire of Aikoland
Government Type: Parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Empress Élisabeth IV
Head of Government: Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger
Population: 5.9 million (2021 estimate)
Official Language: French
Current Year: 2022

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Trivega
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Posts: 19
Founded: May 10, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trivega » Wed Jul 06, 2022 12:14 pm

Granted. You can't reply in this thread anymore.
I wish Donuts were triforce shaped.
Trivegal State Times
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:11 pm

Granted, but they break as soon as you touch it, as you are not pure of heart.

I wish I had all parts of the triforce
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The Arbys Cult
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Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Arbys Cult » Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:57 am

Granted. You discover that there are actually 6 parts of the Triforce, spoiling a major plot point in a future Zelda game that has yet to be made.

I wish I knew the correct ingredient ratios to make milkshakes at home.
Praise be unto those who have The Meats™!

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South Olpen
Minister
 
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby South Olpen » Sat Jul 09, 2022 10:03 am

Granted. We go to war and milk is so strictly rationed there isn't enough to mak the

I wish I was Supreme Leader of North Anerica so I could fix all the problems.
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The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.

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Vavlar
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vavlar » Sat Jul 09, 2022 10:06 am

but everyone hates you now and they have lobbied congress and every government official to get rid of your right to dinner.

I wish to have my prophecy come true,

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Azurros
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Azurros » Sat Jul 09, 2022 12:38 pm

Granted, your prophecy to die horrifically in a trench in Siberia is fullfilled.

I wish to be an airbender.
All NS Stats are canon.

Oh, and I guess you can make up anything else about this nation, like geography and such, based on your own imagination. I don't really plan on writing lore on this nation, at least for now.

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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Coliantia » Sat Jul 09, 2022 2:43 pm

Granted, but you bend with the air.

I wish for a cute duck to be my pet.
Republic of Coliantia
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South Olpen
Minister
 
Posts: 3217
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby South Olpen » Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:35 pm

Granted. Your pet Fox kills it immediately, though.

I wish my parents weren't homophobic.
The Scezonian Telegram Dep. of Defense Announces Anti-Ballistic Missile Research | Election 2028; Opinions of Candidates | War Between Galapagos and Aursi... Again

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:37 pm

Granted, they are now dead because they got shot in a dark alleyway. No, you don’t become Batman.

I wish people weren’t straight up arseholes
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RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:02/8:26 Gaming/Religious
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Nova Universo
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Posts: 102
Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nova Universo » Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:08 am

Granted. People are not direct arseholes anymore. They now lie, hide, blackmail and generally do mean things by being two-faced and manipulative.
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I wish that I can find the perfect realistic Picrew to make an honest avi of myself.
Union of Nova Universo: a political and economic union of ten polities located in Earth, Tau Ceti f and the observable Universe.
Entity of Nova Universo: a city-state and international territory enclaved in Nova Tero. Headquarters of the Union of Nova Universo.
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Azurros
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 09, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Azurros » Mon Jul 11, 2022 12:47 pm

Granted. You now can find it, but you need to spend your entire life finding it.

I wish to be able to rewind time.
All NS Stats are canon.

Oh, and I guess you can make up anything else about this nation, like geography and such, based on your own imagination. I don't really plan on writing lore on this nation, at least for now.

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Manuelian Empire
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Posts: 19
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Manuelian Empire » Mon Jul 11, 2022 12:52 pm

Granted. You can only go back to your worst memories

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I wish i was the luckiest man alive.
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Ashotu
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Posts: 105
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashotu » Mon Jul 11, 2022 12:59 pm

Granted, but when you want to be lucky, your life force drains
I wish I could venture inside anime and permanently change them
The paradise of Ashotu

Konichiwa! Ashotu is a unpatriotic and free Asian nation!

Long live the paradise!
NS stats are nonac ton and never will be.
Just because you annexed us doesn't mean we fight for you. We fight Against you

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Manuelian Empire
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Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Manuelian Empire » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:30 pm

Granted. You are in a romantic anime

I wish my family does not die

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Trivega
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Founded: May 10, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trivega » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:30 pm

Granted.
You can jump to whatever anime you like, and not just within the anime world, but actually appear inside the episodes themselves. At first, it seems to go great! Any effects it would have on you yourself get wiped clean whenever you leave the anime, so even if you manage to die in the anime, you'll be just fine.
Except... since you're permanently impacting the animes, this also means that your appearance has tangential affects on the studios that produce said animes. It turns out that a random character, who abruptly appears inside animes and significantly impacts the plot, only to vanish or die soon after is... kind of memorable. Everyone notices you, Tv tropes makes a page about your various appearances, and after a certain period of time you even get an NS nation simping for you. Even if some people swear they remember a version of episodes without you in them, this is just chalked up to mandela effect or just an outright fabrication- effectively making your existence within animes into a reverse Graggle Simpson situation.
Nonetheless, there is still the question as to why you appear in SO many animes, even across studios. Noting the fact that you never appeared in any of the original manga the animes are based off of, most people chalk your existence up as some inside joke between the studios. A joke which people soon grow "tired of". And yet despite this, no anime writer can avoid using you, almost as though they are transfixed to do so. Eventually, one anime studio gets the bright idea to "copyright" your existence. It succeeds, and they manage to sue all the other companies into oblivion, resulting in a virtual monopoly for that one company.
Your wish singlehandedly halts the growing acceptance for anime within the western world, instead reversing it, as Japanese citizens grow increasingly fond of western animated media, which has much more variety compared to the anime monopoly and is notable for not having you it. Within time, "anime" as an art form gradually ceases to exist, and your power is no more.

Edit: Dang it, Ninja'd.
Your family never dies, but you still do.

...I wish for a bunny rabbit.
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Trivegal State Times
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"

New “TrivegAI” artificial intelligence voted worlds nicest AI.|Quantum Physicist sent to mental asylum, claims earth is "only 3 months old"|"Office Experience" attraction shut down after allegations of overworking guests|"Pink menace" film receives academy award|New "Island tunnel" project seeks to combat marine habitat fragmentation|Outlander's party candidate elected chief justice of supreme court

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Ashotu
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Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashotu » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:34 pm

Granted, but you are a carrot
I wish I could venture inside anime and change them permanently, also changing the manga too.
The paradise of Ashotu

Konichiwa! Ashotu is a unpatriotic and free Asian nation!

Long live the paradise!
NS stats are nonac ton and never will be.
Just because you annexed us doesn't mean we fight for you. We fight Against you

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Coliantia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Feb 22, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Coliantia » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:37 pm

Granted, but once you enter the anime universe, you can't leave it.

I wish for less wishes.
Republic of Coliantia
Proud member of the TPA! Join today, Pacific nations!
No one asked but here's some stuff about me

August 8, 2022, Monday | National News
Coliantia cancels Ontarian aid plan as civil war ends | July corruption charges drops Mukturi approval rate | Weather: Sulchi, 29°C ☀️ --- Nakurik, 29°C ☀️ --- Imakota, 29°C ⛅ --- Fichika, 30°C ☀️

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Ashotu
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Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashotu » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:40 pm

Coliantia wrote:Granted, but once you enter the anime universe, you can't leave it.

I wish for less wishes.

Not granted. You can wish for more though.
I wish I could venture inside anime and change them permanently, also changing the manga. I can leave too, and I can change it with my mind, like what magic or items I have, and the anime and manga adapts based on what I do.
The paradise of Ashotu

Konichiwa! Ashotu is a unpatriotic and free Asian nation!

Long live the paradise!
NS stats are nonac ton and never will be.
Just because you annexed us doesn't mean we fight for you. We fight Against you

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Manuelian Empire
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Posts: 19
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Manuelian Empire » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:40 pm

Granted. You can't wish anymore
I wish to be cool
Ninja'd lol

I don't know anime so i have nothing to say, your wish is granted without having it be corrupted
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Ashotu
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Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashotu » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:41 pm

Manuelian Empire wrote:Granted. You can't wish anymore
I wish to be cool

I think you got ninjad :)
The paradise of Ashotu

Konichiwa! Ashotu is a unpatriotic and free Asian nation!

Long live the paradise!
NS stats are nonac ton and never will be.
Just because you annexed us doesn't mean we fight for you. We fight Against you

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Talchyon
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Founded: May 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talchyon » Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:43 pm

Granted. The temperature drops to 38 degrees Fahrenheit, every day, inside or outside, whenever you're around. You have to wear 3-4 layers each day. Showers are just as cool.


I wish that magnetic north was actually somewhere in Iowa.
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