Corrupt a Wish VIII

[Kowani]

I wish to know whether or not Las Palmeras is happy about the new arrangement

Nope. I imagined a grotesque Ronald McDonald-Grimace fusioned creature

Granted, but they’re all expensive and are given with small portions of Dragonfruit.

I wish the Manchu Dynasty didn’t massacre the Dzungeria people.

Granted, they massacred everyone else.

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I wish I had a Soviet tanker helmet.

Granted, but it’s 3 sizes too small.

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.

[Abject Ludicrosity]

Granted. The wish isn’t corrupted, but your hard drive is.

I wish to meet a giraffe.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but it kicks you in the balls (if you're a girl, it kicks you in the boobs)

I wish for it. I.e. whatever the "it" refers to in "it's raining", "it's snowing", "it's hot" or "it's cold"

[Spearos]

Granted but every time after you use it, you get the reverse of what you wish for and you put up with it for twice as long as you wished for.

I wish for the powers of the omnitrix.

[Hanburg]

Granted but every time after you use it, you get the reverse of what you wish for and you put up with it for twice as long as you wished for.

I wish for the powers of the omnitrix.

granted you go into a blood lust every time you use it

i wish to make a intergalactic empire

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, but all empires collapse. Yours collapses after a week

[Trumpy America]

Granted.

I wish poutine hadn’t been introduced to America.

[Spearos]

Granted but canadian accents spread rampantly throughout all american citizens.

I wish that I could create portals to the worlds that movies exist in.

[Window Land]

Granted, but you accidentally end up with an angry Megatron in your living room.


I wish for some nontoxic chocolate.

[Spearos]

Granted but the chocolate tastes so foul that you can't eat it at all.

I wish I could never get drunk from alcohol.

[Australian rePublic]

Granted, you should a shock collar which prevents from drinking at all

I wish for it (as in whatever the "it" is in "it's raining" or "it's snowing", "it's hot" or "it's cold")

[Talchyon]

Granted, you should a shock collar which prevents from drinking at all

I wish for it (as in whatever the "it" is in "it's raining" or "it's snowing", "it's hot" or "it's cold")

Granted. You get "it." You are now wet, hot, cold and snow-covered, all at the same time.

I wish to see the AN get "it".

[Strahcoin]

Granted, you should a shock collar which prevents from drinking at all

I wish for it (as in whatever the "it" is in "it's raining" or "it's snowing", "it's hot" or "it's cold")

Granted. You get "it." You are now wet, hot, cold and snow-covered, all at the same time.

I wish to see the AN get "it".

Granted; AN shares "it" with you. You are now also wet, hot, cold and snow-covered, all at the same time.

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I wish I am immortal, permanently healthy, permanently happy, permanently comfortable, and permanently brilliant.

[Kowani]

Granted. You get "it." You are now wet, hot, cold and snow-covered, all at the same time.

I wish to see the AN get "it".

Granted; AN shares "it" with you. You are now also wet, hot, cold and snow-covered, all at the same time.

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I wish I am immortal, permanently healthy, permanently happy, permanently comfortable, and permanently brilliant.

Granted. You get to live as a hyperintelligent tardigrade. (Seriously though, some of this is mutually exclusive.)

I wish for more hugs.

[First American Empire]

Granted. You are hugged to death by zombies.

I wish that the next user's wish will be corrupted in two different ways simultaneously.

[Ayytaly]

Granted, as I wished for my boss to die, only for him to give me a promotion and a brand-new car.

I wish to have whiter teeth

[Spearos]

Granted but your teeth fall out immediately after turning white so they're useless.

I wish for the ability to persuade and get anybody to like me.

[Kaedijork]

Granted; however, everyone who you persuade or likes you immediately dies.

I wish I finally made the perfect flag, my magnum opus so to speak, and was able to use it on nationstates and wouldn't ever lose the file

[Talchyon]

Granted; however, everyone who you persuade or likes you immediately dies.

I wish I finally made the perfect flag, my magnum opus so to speak, and was able to use it on nationstates and wouldn't ever lose the file

Granted. You do so. NS develops a permanent user-glitch that targets only your flag so no one (including you) can see it, even though you have never lost the file.

I wish more people toured paint factories.

[Aurevbush]

Granted. Paint factories becane the only big tourist attraction in town, not even Disney World or Lady Liberty can topple it.


I wish nobody had to pay for faster internet.

[Kaedijork]

Granted. Nobody has to pay for faster internet because the internet no longer exists.

I wish I could lead my House to victory for once in the school Rungie Cup

[First American Empire]

Granted. Nobody has to pay for faster internet because the internet no longer exists.

I wish I could lead my House to victory for once in the school Rungie Cup

Granted, but your house is Slytherin.

I wish to be the next President of the United States.

[The Galaxy-Star Wars]

Granted, but everybody starts to hate you for no reason, resulting in your impeachment.

I wish my father was here.

[The Democratic Marxists]

Granted. Nobody has to pay for faster internet because the internet no longer exists.

I wish I could lead my House to victory for once in the school Rungie Cup

Granted, but your house is Slytherin.

I wish to be the next President of the United States.

Granted, but you'll be assassinated the day after the inauguration.

I wish to get an A+ on my next math test.

[Delta Archipelago]

Granted, but your house is Slytherin.

I wish to be the next President of the United States.

Granted, but you'll be assassinated the day after the inauguration.

I wish to get an A+ on my next math test.

Granted, but for every day in rest of your life, you'll redo the same math test and get the same result.


I wish my nation would grow faster.