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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:52 pm
by United States of Natan
Abarri wrote:Granted.
Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.


I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Granted, the immense increase in size creates a tsunami, which devastates the area, forcing Tuvalu to take in refugees.

I wish Kamala Harris was President right now.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:31 pm
by Cul-Ed-Sac
Where's the wish? How can I corrupt grant it if it's not here?
/skip

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:10 am
by The Zravvisk
United States of Natan wrote:
Abarri wrote:Granted.
Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.


I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Granted, the immense increase in size creates a tsunami, which devastates the area, forcing Tuvalu to take in refugees.

I wish Kamala Harris was President right now.

Granted, however she is immediately assassinated.

I wish I was a dragon.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:17 am
by Five Nations
Granted but the thunder will kill you.







I wish to have Infinity IQ

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:53 am
by Mzincaelift
Granted, provided by the fact that the average human now has the mental capacity of an amoeba. Your newfound intelligence is now worthless with no one to share it with.

I wish I could manipulate the relative passage of time

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:16 pm
by United States of Natan
Mzincaelift wrote:Granted, provided by the fact that the average human now has the mental capacity of an amoeba. Your newfound intelligence is now worthless with no one to share it with.

I wish I could manipulate the relative passage of time

Granted, but whenever you increase it, you can't decrease it back to normal speed.

I wish I knew how to prevent accidentally locking my keys in my car.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:02 am
by Madonna Queendom
Granted, you superglued the key onto your chest.

I wish to change my hair's length at will.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:49 am
by Olversome
Wish granted but you can only change your hair until the next day when it all falls off and you have to wait until the full moon for it to grow back.

I wish for 1 billion dollars of every currency in the world to go into my personal Swiss Bank account

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:10 am
by United States of Natan
Olversome wrote:Wish granted but you can only change your hair until the next day when it all falls off and you have to wait until the full moon for it to grow back.

I wish for 1 billion dollars of every currency in the world to go into my personal Swiss Bank account

Granted, but the bank is raided and the money is seized by the government.

I wish my English class wasn't so difficult.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:13 am
by East Lodge
It is now a preschool class

I wish the poor was fed and the weak were cared for.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:39 am
by Gudmund
Granted, millions of people and resources are expended while the world economy faces collapse.


I wish that the BN has an incorruptible wish.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:50 am
by Ausinia
Gudmund wrote:Granted, millions of people and resources are expended while the world economy faces collapse.


I wish that the BN has an incorruptible wish.


Granted,I have zero corruption ,but it’s so good,that we decided to purge you of your corruption

I wish that I could have an incorruptible wish

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:56 am
by The Zravvisk
Granted, the best lawyers in the world show up and draft a wish that could never be corruptible over the next few weeks along with their invoices.

I wish that I had a pet raptor like in Jurassic Park.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:05 am
by Metamen
"Granted. It eats you and everyone unlucky enough to be around you at the moment without a firearm."

"I wish for updog"

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:02 pm
by Mzincaelift
Granted. Now, no one bothers to ask what "updog" is.

I wish they would localize Mother 3 in the US

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:07 am
by Window Land
Granted, it takes 10 years and 120 billion dollars, all of which you have to come up with.


I wish for the world's best lawyer

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:11 am
by Five Nations
Granted but he/she will betray you and he/she will not defend you.








I wish to have a possibility of teleporting everywhere where I want.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:21 am
by Republic of Turbin
Five Nations wrote:Granted but he/she will betray you and he/she will not defend you.








I wish to have a possibility of teleporting everywhere where I want.

Granted ,but you’ll need to wait 10 business days per telepor

I wish that earth was a dog toy

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:52 am
by Window Land
Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:34 am
by La Paz de Los Ricos
Window Land wrote:Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings


Sure! Catch is, they're just rings made of rusty tin, which are then coated in a golden glaze which is very thin. It's not even real gold, it's just shiny golden-colored paint, and lucky for you, the glaze is insanely easy to scratch off, so they don't even look that shiny anymore. Aaaaand they're only several millimeters in diameter. Have fun!

I wish for exactly one unit of any currency on Earth.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:41 am
by Aurevbush
Granted...it's worth a pile of poo....


I wish I could have the power to melt my enemies' faces with my supersonic Scream!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:43 am
by United States of Natan
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
Window Land wrote:Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings


Sure! Catch is, they're just rings made of rusty tin, which are then coated in a golden glaze which is very thin. It's not even real gold, it's just shiny golden-colored paint, and lucky for you, the glaze is insanely easy to scratch off, so they don't even look that shiny anymore. Aaaaand they're only several millimeters in diameter. Have fun!

I wish for exactly one unit of any currency on Earth.

Granted, you get 1 zimbabwean dollar, which is worth less than .01 cents.

I wish I knew how to write better essays.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:48 am
by Semparia
Granted, but you can never come up with ideas


I wish for a will to live

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:23 pm
by United States of Natan
Semparia wrote:Granted, but you can never come up with ideas


I wish for a will to live

Granted. No corruption because that would be mean.

I wish one of my issue proposals would get accepted.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:04 pm
by Ausinia
Granted, but nobody likes them

I wish for nothing