Corrupt a Wish VIII

[United States of Natan]

Granted.

Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.

I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Granted, the immense increase in size creates a tsunami, which devastates the area, forcing Tuvalu to take in refugees.

I wish Kamala Harris was President right now.

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

Where's the wish? How can I corrupt grant it if it's not here?
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[The Zravvisk]

Granted.

Friendly aliens tearfully resort to "mercy killings" to save humanity from itself.

I wish Tuvalu was as large as Fiji.

Granted, the immense increase in size creates a tsunami, which devastates the area, forcing Tuvalu to take in refugees.

I wish Kamala Harris was President right now.

Granted, however she is immediately assassinated.

I wish I was a dragon.

[Five Nations]

Granted but the thunder will kill you.







I wish to have Infinity IQ

[Mzincaelift]

Granted, provided by the fact that the average human now has the mental capacity of an amoeba. Your newfound intelligence is now worthless with no one to share it with.

I wish I could manipulate the relative passage of time

[United States of Natan]

Granted, provided by the fact that the average human now has the mental capacity of an amoeba. Your newfound intelligence is now worthless with no one to share it with.

I wish I could manipulate the relative passage of time

Granted, but whenever you increase it, you can't decrease it back to normal speed.

I wish I knew how to prevent accidentally locking my keys in my car.

[Madonna Queendom]

Granted, you superglued the key onto your chest.

I wish to change my hair's length at will.

[Olversome]

Wish granted but you can only change your hair until the next day when it all falls off and you have to wait until the full moon for it to grow back.

I wish for 1 billion dollars of every currency in the world to go into my personal Swiss Bank account

[United States of Natan]

Wish granted but you can only change your hair until the next day when it all falls off and you have to wait until the full moon for it to grow back.

I wish for 1 billion dollars of every currency in the world to go into my personal Swiss Bank account

Granted, but the bank is raided and the money is seized by the government.

I wish my English class wasn't so difficult.

[East Lodge]

It is now a preschool class

I wish the poor was fed and the weak were cared for.

[Gudmund]

Granted, millions of people and resources are expended while the world economy faces collapse.

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I wish that the BN has an incorruptible wish.

[Ausinia]

Granted, millions of people and resources are expended while the world economy faces collapse.

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I wish that the BN has an incorruptible wish.

Granted,I have zero corruption ,but it’s so good,that we decided to purge you of your corruption

I wish that I could have an incorruptible wish

[The Zravvisk]

Granted, the best lawyers in the world show up and draft a wish that could never be corruptible over the next few weeks along with their invoices.

I wish that I had a pet raptor like in Jurassic Park.

[Metamen]

"Granted. It eats you and everyone unlucky enough to be around you at the moment without a firearm."

"I wish for updog"

[Mzincaelift]

Granted. Now, no one bothers to ask what "updog" is.

I wish they would localize Mother 3 in the US

[Window Land]

Granted, it takes 10 years and 120 billion dollars, all of which you have to come up with.


I wish for the world's best lawyer

[Five Nations]

Granted but he/she will betray you and he/she will not defend you.








I wish to have a possibility of teleporting everywhere where I want.

[Republic of Turbin]

Granted but he/she will betray you and he/she will not defend you.








I wish to have a possibility of teleporting everywhere where I want.

Granted ,but you’ll need to wait 10 business days per telepor

I wish that earth was a dog toy

[Window Land]

Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings

Sure! Catch is, they're just rings made of rusty tin, which are then coated in a golden glaze which is very thin. It's not even real gold, it's just shiny golden-colored paint, and lucky for you, the glaze is insanely easy to scratch off, so they don't even look that shiny anymore. Aaaaand they're only several millimeters in diameter. Have fun!

I wish for exactly one unit of any currency on Earth.

[Aurevbush]

Granted...it's worth a pile of poo....


I wish I could have the power to melt my enemies' faces with my supersonic Scream!

[United States of Natan]

Granted, but only cats play with it


I wish for five golden rings

Sure! Catch is, they're just rings made of rusty tin, which are then coated in a golden glaze which is very thin. It's not even real gold, it's just shiny golden-colored paint, and lucky for you, the glaze is insanely easy to scratch off, so they don't even look that shiny anymore. Aaaaand they're only several millimeters in diameter. Have fun!

I wish for exactly one unit of any currency on Earth.

Granted, you get 1 zimbabwean dollar, which is worth less than .01 cents.

I wish I knew how to write better essays.

[Semparia]

Granted, but you can never come up with ideas


I wish for a will to live

[United States of Natan]

Granted, but you can never come up with ideas


I wish for a will to live

Granted. No corruption because that would be mean.

I wish one of my issue proposals would get accepted.

[Ausinia]

Granted, but nobody likes them

I wish for nothing