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New Makasta
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:46 am

Talchyon wrote:Granted. You understand them 0.00000000001% better. Your understanding doesn't improve much and you're still basically clueless about those tests.

I wish I understood what "treasonous beverages" were.

Granted its not that funny though


I wish for a pet raptor who wont kill or try to kill me
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Former GCR delegate as well
I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

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Jack and Diane
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Founded: Apr 12, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Jack and Diane » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:40 am

Granted; he doesn't kill you, but he does steal all of your money and possessions before running away.

I wish I could go to the original Woodstock festival.

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Neu Germanika
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Founded: Apr 23, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Neu Germanika » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:44 am

Granted. You now have several STDs.

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.

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Tundra Terra
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Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tundra Terra » Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:34 am

Granted. People presumed that your wish was the German version of the American Dream and very quickly backed away from participating in it.

I wish that all of this current workload to be finished.
Current Status: Tundra is rocking with the Krieg...
We are a PMT Military and no We don't use NS stats.Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
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New Makasta
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Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am

Tundra Terra wrote:Granted. People presumed that your wish was the German version of the American Dream and very quickly backed away from participating in it.

I wish that all of this current workload to be finished.

granted its done poorly and you eather get fired/expselled depending where you are in life


I wish the earth was a flat disk and worked the way flat earthers say it does
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
Former GCR delegate as well
I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:29 am

New Makasta wrote:I wish the earth was a flat disk and worked the way flat earthers say it does


Granted. You fall off.

I wish I could make a great homemade tzatziki sauce.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Hellslayer
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellslayer » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:39 am

Granted. You make a really good Tzaitiki sauce. So good in fact that you can't seem to stop eating it. Its like an addiction. 2 days later, you are found dead, having dated 3 swimming pools worth of the sauce.


I wish that I could see people's pasts.
"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
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Prusmia
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:00 am

Hellslayer wrote:Granted. You make a really good Tzaitiki sauce. So good in fact that you can't seem to stop eating it. Its like an addiction. 2 days later, you are found dead, having dated 3 swimming pools worth of the sauce.


I wish that I could see people's pasts.

Granted, you can see one second of a person's past.

I wish for better flagmaking abilities.

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New Makasta
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Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:20 pm

Prusmia wrote:
Hellslayer wrote:Granted. You make a really good Tzaitiki sauce. So good in fact that you can't seem to stop eating it. Its like an addiction. 2 days later, you are found dead, having dated 3 swimming pools worth of the sauce.


I wish that I could see people's pasts.

Granted, you can see one second of a person's past.

I wish for better flagmaking abilities.

granted, no one sees them tho


I wish for a signed luke skywalker lightsaber prop signed by mark hamill
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
Former GCR delegate as well
I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:13 pm

Granted, it gets destroyed in the mail.


I wish for a sealed, functional, lead-acid battery.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
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Frokolia
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Postby Frokolia » Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:15 pm

Granted, it cannot be recharged

I wish I didn't have asthma
Państwo Cesarskie of Frokolia; established in 1674, member of the LSN.
Essentially the Soviet Union but it's in South America and the people are mostly Poles and Germans (I know, weird).
Official Name: Frokolian Socialist Republic
Style of Government: Communist Single-Party
Current Premier: Jules Yakov
Official Language: Polish
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Current Regional RP Year: 2015
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:13 pm

Frokolia wrote:I wish I didn't have asthma


Granted. You instead have pneumonia.

I wish there were corporate sponsored pumpkin-chunkin' contests where teams brought in contraptions they built to launch pumpkins the furthest, and that these were nationally televised, that they had pumpkin-chunkin' drafts, and a pumpkin-chunkin' national league formed.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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New Makasta
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Founded: Jun 14, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:24 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Frokolia wrote:I wish I didn't have asthma


Granted. You instead have pneumonia.

I wish there were corporate sponsored pumpkin-chunkin' contests where teams brought in contraptions they built to launch pumpkins the furthest, and that these were nationally televised, that they had pumpkin-chunkin' drafts, and a pumpkin-chunkin' national league formed.

granted but de to your lack of mention ofprizr money no one shows up and its really sad


I wish for a pet black hole
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
Former GCR delegate as well
I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:54 pm

Granted. It evaporates after you put a leash on it, and s p a g h e t t I f i c a t i o n happens to you

I wish I had crab legs
INT:| Teutonia and Lithuania for Ceasefire | Mali-South Saharan Ceasefire Ends as Mali Troops Cross DMZ Border / NAT:| Ravenian Adventurer Dies After Taking Arrow in the Knee, Perpetrators to be Captured | Viktor Leimstag releases more military info | Ravenia was Lewded Again | Adolph Hesse to Step Down as Head Diplomat, Elections Underway
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Nevertopia
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Founded: May 27, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nevertopia » Mon Apr 26, 2021 10:59 pm

granted, your legs are now crab legs.

I wish for an egg salad sandwich.
Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:01 pm

Nevertopia wrote:granted, your legs are now crab legs.

I wish for an egg salad sandwich.


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INT:| Teutonia and Lithuania for Ceasefire | Mali-South Saharan Ceasefire Ends as Mali Troops Cross DMZ Border / NAT:| Ravenian Adventurer Dies After Taking Arrow in the Knee, Perpetrators to be Captured | Viktor Leimstag releases more military info | Ravenia was Lewded Again | Adolph Hesse to Step Down as Head Diplomat, Elections Underway
Part of a Multiverse I started in Grade School | We still outpizza the Hut | Me writing Factbooks | Declare War? Yes/No | How we stole Ari’s blanket | Making Second F7 Movie, But Old Horror Movie Will be Stolen Used as Inspiration | My political alignment via 6triangles | Q&A | Factbooks made by me are formatted to be similar to essays, minus indentation | My other Counterpart | Nations I own:Enth Arth|Multiversal Raiders

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Libertalonia
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Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Libertalonia » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:46 am

granted
one egg piece and a leaf inside old expired buns


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I wish, to have a working ratte superheavy tank with an entire crew and it's perfectly legal
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
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I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Milena-Celeste
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Founded: May 14, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Milena-Celeste » Tue Apr 27, 2021 4:13 am

Libertalonia wrote:granted
one egg piece and a leaf inside old expired buns


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I wish, to have a working ratte superheavy tank with an entire crew and it's perfectly legal


Granted, though it is horrendously-expensive to buy fuel for and it is over-engineered thus taking days to get ready for it's first operation and you accidentally run over a skunk within the first hour of finally getting it running and now you can't get the smell out of the cabin no matter how hard you try.

I wish for a bed that doesn't stub my toes. Yep.
Watching this fading disarray of creation slowly
crumble and perish... it never gets easy.
A 5.555 civilization, according to this index.
This is perfectly fine, yes.


“Your Honor, years ago I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth. I said then, and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.” ― Eugene V. Debs

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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
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Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:38 am

Milena-Celeste wrote:
Libertalonia wrote:granted
one egg piece and a leaf inside old expired buns


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I wish, to have a working ratte superheavy tank with an entire crew and it's perfectly legal


Granted, though it is horrendously-expensive to buy fuel for and it is over-engineered thus taking days to get ready for it's first operation and you accidentally run over a skunk within the first hour of finally getting it running and now you can't get the smell out of the cabin no matter how hard you try.

I wish for a bed that doesn't stub my toes. Yep.

Granted. It cuts them instead

I wish I was better at world building

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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:59 am

Granted, you can now build worlds better. In the sense that you can better build planets, however you lack the resources nor the money to do so.

I wish for that one kids song about sharks to be wiped from the record of history.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:39 am

Prusmia wrote:I wish for that one kids song about sharks to be wiped from the record of history.


Granted. But an equally annoying kids song about baby eels (with the exact same melody, harmony, beat and instrumentation as the baby shark song) takes its place and becomes even more pervasive.

I wish that insulin was cheaper and that big pharma had to pay back the millions they've taken from diabetics who had to pay an arm and a leg for that hormone that is cheap that they overinflated price-wise.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Ittonia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ittonia » Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:35 am

Granted,but you had reported it,so big pharma now hates you and you won't have access to quality healthcare anymore.



I wish I was less anxious about stuff
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From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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New Makasta
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Corporate Police State

Postby New Makasta » Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:42 am

Ittonia wrote:Granted,but you had reported it,so big pharma now hates you and you won't have access to quality healthcare anymore.



I wish I was less anxious about stuff

Granted your so less anxius that you forgot to woory about being hungery and slowlu wither away

I wish that I had nitro
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I guess I'm a ancom (anarchkitty). Or a radical animeist

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:11 pm

Granted, you now have a 50-gallon drum of liquid nitroglycerin in your living room.


I wish for some cheese.
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Wack-i
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:38 pm

Granted, but the cheese is a week old an you didn't even take into consideration about the date so now you're currently throwing up at the toilet.
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