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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:17 am

New Makasta wrote:i wish for ussenerprice to have been preseved after ww2 (cv-6)


Granted. The Uss Enerprice was preserved after WW2. Unfortunately, due to a time glitch from the 25th century, the Federation starship Enterprise leaped backward in time to right after WW2, and destroyed the other ship with a similar name.

I wish chips were healthy for you.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:27 am

Talchyon wrote:
New Makasta wrote:i wish for ussenerprice to have been preseved after ww2 (cv-6)


Granted. The Uss Enerprice was preserved after WW2. Unfortunately, due to a time glitch from the 25th century, the Federation starship Enterprise leaped backward in time to right after WW2, and destroyed the other ship with a similar name.

I wish chips were healthy for you.

Granted, chips are now healthy for you. But they made them healthy by removing all their flavorings and tastiness, they now taste like wet cardboard.

I wish for a bucket of oil and feathers to fall on every person in the world except me and those I like.

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Tundra Terra
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Postby Tundra Terra » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:28 am

Granted. You enjoy your new implants that remove all sense of taste and automatically processes everything you eat into nutrient paste.
Yum.

I wish for the Germans to re-experience Cowboys.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:55 am

Tundra Terra wrote:Granted. You enjoy your new implants that remove all sense of taste and automatically processes everything you eat into nutrient paste.
Yum.

I wish for the Germans to re-experience Cowboys.

MWAHAHAHAHA ninja'd

/skipme

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:01 am

Prusmia wrote:I wish for a bucket of oil and feathers to fall on every person in the world except me and those I like.


Granted! You now like every single person in the world, so nothing happens.

Ninja'd wish -
Tundra Terra wrote:I wish for the Germans to re-experience Cowboys.


Granted. The Germans re-experience the worst Dallas Cowboy's team ever, the inaugural 1960 team that went 0-11-1. The Germans are so annoyed with the Dallas Cowboys, that they become die hard fans of their rivals and only show up to the games to heckle the Cowboys. Auf Deutsch.

I wish people who gaslighted others, had to experience breathing in foul gas.
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Window Land
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Postby Window Land » Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:10 am

Granted, everyone who has ever lit gasoline or a flammable gas on fire suddenly starts farting (and yes, that means everyone who has ever turned on a car, used a lighter, cooked on a propane stove, and so on).


I wish Maxine Waters would shut her mouth before she causes the Derek Chauvin trial to have a mistrial.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:56 am

Window Land wrote:Granted, everyone who has ever lit gasoline or a flammable gas on fire suddenly starts farting (and yes, that means everyone who has ever turned on a car, used a lighter, cooked on a propane stove, and so on).


I wish Maxine Waters would shut her mouth before she causes the Derek Chauvin trial to have a mistrial.

Granted, she shuts her mouth while she was talking, before immediately began talking again.

I wish for the person below to give me a small loan of a million dollars.

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ProspeRUS happyland
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby ProspeRUS happyland » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:59 am

Granted but for every then thousand you spend 5 years of your total lifespan reduces.

I wish to be able to speak every language in the world fluently
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:42 pm

Prosperus Happyland wrote:I wish to be able to speak every language in the world fluently


Granted, but you can only do this if you speak every language all at once at the same time. In other words, you sound like complete gibberish and no one can understand you.

I wish that Planned Parenthood was shut down and no one could ever do what they were doing again.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Narland
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Postby Narland » Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:58 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Prosperus Happyland wrote:I wish to be able to speak every language in the world fluently


Granted, but you can only do this if you speak every language all at once at the same time. In other words, you sound like complete gibberish and no one can understand you.

I wish that Planned Parenthood was shut down and no one could ever do what they were doing again.

Granted, but the same power that shuts down every Planned Parenthood happens to open portals to worlds where "Sufficently-Advanced Trans-Dimensional Cro Magnon Ninja-Frogmen Nazis from Outer Space [TM]" wage pogroms of extinction on the "Human Race[TM]" because they deem us the inferior species.

I wish that all the cyber monopolies like Google, Amazon, and Twitter were broken up into locally owned public owned utilities.
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South Americanastan
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Postby South Americanastan » Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:24 pm

Narland wrote:
Talchyon wrote:
Granted, but you can only do this if you speak every language all at once at the same time. In other words, you sound like complete gibberish and no one can understand you.

I wish that Planned Parenthood was shut down and no one could ever do what they were doing again.

Granted, but the same power that shuts down every Planned Parenthood happens to open portals to worlds where "Sufficently-Advanced Trans-Dimensional Cro Magnon Ninja-Frogmen Nazis from Outer Space [TM]" wage pogroms of extinction on the "Human Race[TM]" because they deem us the inferior species.

I wish that all the cyber monopolies like Google, Amazon, and Twitter were broken up into locally owned public owned utilities.

Granted, But as it turns out, humanity relies on these sites so heavily that society collapses when they are broken up.

I wish to be happy
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New Makasta
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Postby New Makasta » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:19 pm

South Americanastan wrote:
Narland wrote:Granted, but the same power that shuts down every Planned Parenthood happens to open portals to worlds where "Sufficently-Advanced Trans-Dimensional Cro Magnon Ninja-Frogmen Nazis from Outer Space [TM]" wage pogroms of extinction on the "Human Race[TM]" because they deem us the inferior species.

I wish that all the cyber monopolies like Google, Amazon, and Twitter were broken up into locally owned public owned utilities.

Granted, But as it turns out, humanity relies on these sites so heavily that society collapses when they are broken up.

I wish to be happy

Granted yiur so happy and never sad, your nso happy in facvt you just start laughing and become joker


I wish for discord mod on all servers
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But other than that not much
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Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Aurevbush
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Postby Aurevbush » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:36 am

New Makasta wrote:
South Americanastan wrote:Granted, But as it turns out, humanity relies on these sites so heavily that society collapses when they are broken up.

I wish to be happy

Granted yiur so happy and never sad, your nso happy in facvt you just start laughing and become joker


I wish for discord mod on all servers

Granted, you get warned every half minute for making a joke the mod hive mind didn't even like. They have free reign.


I wish people would stop seeing race, and start treating every individual as if they were themselves.
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Prusmia
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Postby Prusmia » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:27 am

Aurevbush wrote:
New Makasta wrote:Granted yiur so happy and never sad, your nso happy in facvt you just start laughing and become joker


I wish for discord mod on all servers

Granted, you get warned every half minute for making a joke the mod hive mind didn't even like. They have free reign.


I wish people would stop seeing race, and start treating every individual as if they were themselves.

Granted, people begin seeing each other as blobs of flesh that kind of looks like a potatoe.

I wish to win the WA Delegacy election in my region.
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Frokolia
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Postby Frokolia » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:29 am

Granted, you only serve as a WA Delegate for 2 days before being replaced

I wish I could eat food without getting full
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New Makasta
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Postby New Makasta » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:21 am

Frokolia wrote:Granted, you only serve as a WA Delegate for 2 days before being replaced

I wish I could eat food without getting full

Granted you become fat sorry


I wish for all snakes in the world to beceom legless lizards
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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Companus Mutati
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Postby Companus Mutati » Wed Apr 21, 2021 3:49 pm

Granted, the transition starts immediately.

As all snakes in the world begin to transform into legless lizards, all lizards in the world also begin to transform into legged snakes. Congratulations! You have made Earth's biologists very, VERY confused.

I wish for the BN to do a barrel roll.
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New Makasta
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Postby New Makasta » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:01 am

Companus Mutati wrote:Granted, the transition starts immediately.

As all snakes in the world begin to transform into legless lizards, all lizards in the world also begin to transform into legged snakes. Congratulations! You have made Earth's biologists very, VERY confused.

I wish for the BN to do a barrel roll.

Its called crroupt a wish not make it better!

/skip
THIS NATION IS NOT MY IRL VIEWS
But other than that not much
I guess I'm a left leaning centrist if you live any where but a dirtoshop or America. But there I guess I'm far left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQ_xx1mIoU listen to it

Also massive rwby fan/nerd here
And Angel Beats
And Angels of Death
And No Game No Life

You know it would take to much time to list them all here so those are my top three notable mentions (avrbated of course) are GuP, kancole, Code Geass, SAO, AL ,EL, Lucky star, GG

Also why do people hate simple tricolers so much!

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New Eestiball
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Eestiball » Thu Apr 22, 2021 6:16 am

They do a barrel roll, but in doing so somehow spill nuclear waste on your nation.

I wish everybody spoke the same language.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:14 am

New Eestiball wrote:I wish everybody spoke the same language.


Granted. Everyone can speak the same language. And for convenience's sake, we'll make it English. However, people are only limited to speaking in onomatopoeia. Conversations consists of terms like "Boing, chugga chugga, and whoosh."

I wish that people on Twitter could be arrested for slander, and that no one would bail them out.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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Frokolia
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Postby Frokolia » Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:22 am

Granted, even the slightest bit of criticism can get you in prison

I wish my generation wasn't so blatantly ignorant
Państwo Cesarskie of Frokolia; established in 1674, member of the LSN.
Essentially the Soviet Union but it's in South America and the people are mostly Poles and Germans (I know, weird).
Official Name: Socialist Republic of Frokolia
Style of Government: Communist Single-Party
Current Premier: Jules Yakov
Official Language: Polish
Population: 292M
Current Regional RP Year: 2015
I'm a guy from the U.S. who is a bit of a polonophile. Not much else to say about myself other than I like video games. Stay safe out there :)
Embassy Program
Disclaimer: Frokolia does not represent my IRL views
Oh, also, apologies for a lack of factbooks. I'm not very good at thinking of stuff from scratch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mechanikolia
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Corporate Police State

Postby Mechanikolia » Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:26 am

Granted, your generation will now call the police if anybody cries.

I wish for the world to end.

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Charoskania
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Charoskania » Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:32 am

Granted, it restarted.



I wish for a healthy, trustworthy, delicious burger that has nothing speical
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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 am

Granted, it comes with poisonous fries, a treasonous beverage, and some disgusting ketchup.


I wish I understood linear regression t-tests better.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:21 am

Granted. You understand them 0.00000000001% better. Your understanding doesn't improve much and you're still basically clueless about those tests.

I wish I understood what "treasonous beverages" were.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.

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